The View: Lipstick on Pigs

Lawdy Massa McCain, is you gonna make me a slave?
Lawdy Massa McCain, is you gonna make me a slave?

Watching The View causes loss of brain cells. Imagine what being one of the hooey-filled hostesses can do to the thought processes. Who are these fat bitches and why do people listen to them?

Will President McCain bring back slavery? Will we be under God or what the pigs want, a pagan playland where the media tells us what to think and we pray to them?  Either way, just thinking about the old bitches’ questions makes me feel stupid.  So the question has been answered, you can put lipstick on a pig and it’s not still a pig — it’s a feminist.

Video: Whoopi’s first day on The View

She spends part of the show defending Michael Vick.

Anything or anybody is an improvement over Moby-Dyke. And at least Whoopi has a brain, something sorely needed at TheView

Video: Howard Wolfson is a F**king Idiot


O’Reilly vs. Howard Wolfson on Daily Kos

Wolfson is the main reason Hillary will never, I repeat, never become the president. If this is his secret plan, then it’s working. If not, then Howie baby needs to wake up!

The View Crew Deliver Post-Mortems on Moby-Dyke

Barbara Walters, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and Joy Behar talk about Rosie’s (a.k.a Moby-Dyke, Moby-Chick) departure, former View hosts and co-hosts.

Also see:

(h/t Hot Air)

The Latest VIEW of ‘Moby-Dyke’


We originally referred to Rosie O’Donnell as “Moby-Chick” (hyphenated like Herman Melville’s book entitled Moby-Dick), but we like the new “Moby-Dyke” better (the credit goes to Shlomo) — apropos, don’t-cha think?

Looks like Moby-Dyke’s head writer was caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Click on the frightening photo below to VIEW our complete set of posts on Moby.

Moby-Dyke departs THE VIEW for good

Khalid Sheikh Moby-Dyke
(a.k.a. Rosie O’Donnell)

(Photo h/t to Absolute Moral Authority)


Note: For all you knuckleheads using the term “BORE” in search engines to locate articles about this huge wild pig (hog, boar), I suggest you instead use the proper term, “BOAR.”

If you are, in fact, looking for a “bore”, I suggest you visit the Democratic National Convention web site, or watch The View TV show.

The only reason these incorrect terms linked you here was because I used the word “bore” in this sentence: “The boar hog bore an uncanny likeness to the former co-host of ABC’s The View, Rosie ‘Moby-Dyke‘ O’Donnell

Here are the terms you typed:

11 year old kills wild bore
boy kills wild bore
kid kills wild bore
11 year old wild bore
11 year old boy kills bore

Now for the article:

“At first, I thought I killed Rosie O’Donnell.”

Rosie O’Donnell Look-a-like Killed by Boy Hunter

Jamison Stone poses with a wild pig he killed near Delta, Ala., May 3, 2007. The boar hog bore an uncanny likeness to the former co-host of ABC’s The View, Rosie “Moby-Dyke” O’Donnell.

Stone’s father says it weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. If claims of the animal’s size are true, it would be larger than “Hogzilla,” the huge hog (pig, boar) killed in Georgia in 2004.

Rosie-O’Zilla still holds the record at 1,126 pounds.

Deep Six for ‘Moby-Chick’ Following Hasselbeck Harpoon

ABC said Rosie O’Donnell (Moby-Chick) asked for and received an early exit from her contract at the daytime CAT show, THE VIEW, after her angry confrontation with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday (May 25).

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Captain Ahab and His Harpoon Needed at THE VIEW

Thar she blows…again!

Moby-Chick (Rosie O’Donnell) just can’t keep her blowhole from spewing major league hot air, jetsam, and flotsam. She isn’t happy unless she’s bouncing her barnacle-ridden whale blubber all over the rest of THE VIEW crew.

This time, I’m sure I detected a quiver in her voice as she played her “big, fat, abused lesbian” card. The good news is that her days on the show are numbered, and also that she’s unlikely to produce offspring loaded with her defective genetic makeup. This is one good argument to support lesbianism.

Click here to summon Moby-Chick

More about Rosie O’Donnell

Moby-Chick Comes Up for Air Again — Evacuates Blowhole

The advantage of the blowhole is mainly that it allows an animal to come up for air without having to stop or slow down much. This comes in handy for Moby-Chick (Rosie O’Donnell).

Thar she blows!

In this episode of The View, Rosie curses Fox News, insults Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and calls Jimmy Carter “Christ-like.” Man, that’s going a stretch! Nobody can sling slop like Miss Piggy herself.

What The View needs is a loud foghorn to sound every time Moby-Chick starts one of her pre-loaded liberal bully rants.

More on Moby-Chick here

(h/t Hot Air)

More Wacko Spew from Rosie’s Blowhole

TheView’s number one jackass, Rosie O’Donnell, now says the US is the real terrorist state, not Muslim jihadists.

First there was Baghdad Bob, now there’s Ramallah Rosie. I’m starting to think she may be on the Muslim Brotherhood payroll, as well as being a sock puppet for the George Soros crapaganda machine.

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