Watching The View causes loss of brain cells. Imagine what being one of the hooey-filled hostesses can do to the thought processes. Who are these fat bitches and why do people listen to them?
Will President McCain bring back slavery? Will we be under God or what the pigs want, a pagan playland where the media tells us what to think and we pray to them? Either way, just thinking about the old bitches’ questions makes me feel stupid. So the question has been answered, you can put lipstick on a pig and it’s not still a pig — it’s a feminist.
We originally referred to Rosie O’Donnell as “Moby-Chick” (hyphenated like Herman Melville’s book entitled Moby-Dick), but we like the new “Moby-Dyke” better (the credit goes to Shlomo) — apropos, don’t-cha think?
Looks like Moby-Dyke’s head writer was caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Click on the frightening photo below to VIEW our complete set of posts on Moby.
The only reason these incorrect terms linked you here was because I used the word “bore” in this sentence: “The boar hogbore an uncanny likeness to the former co-host of ABC’s The View, Rosie ‘Moby-Dyke‘ O’Donnell“
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Now for the article:
“At first, I thought I killed Rosie O’Donnell.”
Jamison Stone poses with a wild pig he killed near Delta, Ala., May 3, 2007. The boar hog bore an uncanny likeness to the former co-host of ABC’s The View, Rosie “Moby-Dyke” O’Donnell.
Stone’s father says it weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. If claims of the animal’s size are true, it would be larger than “Hogzilla,” the huge hog (pig, boar) killed in Georgia in 2004.
Rosie-O’Zilla still holds the record at 1,126 pounds.
ABC said Rosie O’Donnell (Moby-Chick) asked for and received an early exit from her contract at the daytime CAT show, THE VIEW, after her angry confrontation with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday (May 25).
Moby-Chick (Rosie O’Donnell) just can’t keep her blowhole from spewing major league hot air, jetsam, and flotsam. She isn’t happy unless she’s bouncing her barnacle-ridden whale blubber all over the rest of THE VIEW crew.
This time, I’m sure I detected a quiver in her voice as she played her “big, fat, abused lesbian” card. The good news is that her days on the show are numbered, and also that she’s unlikely to produce offspring loaded with her defective genetic makeup. This is one good argument to support lesbianism.