SOCIALISM AND YOU

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CRAZY LIKE A MENTAL PATIENT

It’s been said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result.

The following example serves to expand that definition.

A friend was telling me that he recently heard from an acquaintance after a couple of years without contact.

He suggested the two of them get together for a drink.

The acquaintance said it will have to wait a few months as he was in the process of transitioning from New Jersey to Florida because he couldn’t bear the tax load of the Garden State.

He then stated in the conversation that he voted for the socialist Andrew Gillum.

My friend pointed out to him that he believed in two opposing and contradictory ideals at the same time. i.e. lower taxes and socialism.

That made him clinically insane.

So we have a new definition of insanity; Being a self serving ignorant liberal douche bag.

 

JUST REVEALED

It has just come to light that tucked away in the 1,000 page Green New Deal is a clause requiring everyone to change their underwear every half hour.

To make it easier for the EPA to check, they will have to be worn on the outside.

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A NEW MANIFESTO

We believe in love and we love to hate whoever we so choose.

We want peace so much we will physically attack you if you don’t want peace as much as we do.

We won’t let anyone discriminate against immigrants, and won’t discriminate between productive law-abiding immigrants and those who come here illegally, commit crimes or sponge off the system.

We tolerate all except whoever disagrees with us.

We believe that the super rich, the rich, and the upper middle class made their money unethically if not illegally and need to have their wealth redistributed unless they are athletes, musicians, actors, academics, or leftist politicians.

Our right to free speech gives us the right to silence opposing opinions.

We oppose any oppression of Palestinians except those cases that can’t be blamed on Israel only a racist would call that anti-Semitic.

We are the most equal animals on the farm.

We used to be called Communists but now we are called Democrats, and are making the world safe for douchebags, assholes and lowlifes everywhere.

 

Extra! Pop Calls Pot Bullshit!

From the New York Post:

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Kamala Harris’ dad says her pot use story was ‘identity politics’

The Jamaican father of Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris blasted her for saying she smoked marijuana and supports it becoming legalized, claiming she’s playing “identity politics.”

Donald Harris, an economics professor at Stanford University, said she is harming her family’s Jamaican ancestors.

“My dear departed grandmothers … as well as my deceased parents, must be turning in their grave right now to see their family’s name, reputation and proud Jamaican identity being connected, in any way, jokingly or not with the fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics,” he said in a statement to Jamaica Global Online published last Friday.

“Speaking for myself and my immediate Jamaican family, we wish to categorically dissociate ourselves from this travesty,” her father said.

His daughter, a first-term senator from California who launched her 2020 campaign last month, appeared on New York-based radio show “The Breakfast Club” earlier last week and was asked if she opposed the legalization of pot.

“That’s not true,” she told co-host Charlamagne Tha God. “And look, I joke about it – half joking – half my family is from Jamaica. Are you kidding me?”

Later she was asked if she ever smoked marijuana.

“I have. And I inhaled — I did inhale. It was a long time ago. But, yes,” said Harris, whose mother is Indian.

Jamaica Global Online noted the coverage her remark received in the media, displaying headlines like: “Kamala Harris cites Jamaican roots in support of ganja legislation.”

The site went on to scold her about the comments.

“So, the perception created by Ms. Harris’ statement is real and has caused some unease amongst Jamaicans at home and in the diaspora and now, it seems, her father and his Jamaican family,” it wrote. “For some, it is more than mere unease; one Jamaican commenting on social media expressed the concern that ‘soon my job will be singling me out to drug test me since I am from Jamaica. What a stereotype.’ Her concern is not unfounded given the experience of Jamaicans travelling to US ports having sniffer dogs around them in customs halls.”

Stupid Is As Stupid Does, So Don’t Cry For Me, Pelham Parkway

The darling de jure of the media and of the left.

According to the Department of Redundancy Department is none other than:

Alexandria “Evita Peron” Cortez representing New York’s 14th Congressional District.

If you enter A-L-E-X-A on Google search she comes up before, Alexa, Alexander Hamilton and Alexander the Great.

She is all over, as they say, like horse shit.

And ironically her fame and fortune seems to be fueled by good old-fashioned, red-blooded American bullshit.

Does this Congresswoman Barbie ever listen to herself?

Does this ignoramus actually believe the moronic lies and half-truths that come out of her pouty little mouth?

She would be a laughing-stock if she wasn’t such a danger to life as intended by our Founding Fathers.

Milking every media exposure opportunity she can, she has the beitzim to say Republicans are obsessed with her.

The only one obsessed with her is herself.

Doesn’t this imbecile realize that 90% of the attention she garners is based on her looks?

She wouldn’t be getting all the oohs and aahs if she looked like Shirley Chisholm.

Wake up and smell the coffee you Commie pin-up girl.

Put yourself to better use for humanity.

Shut the fuck up and show us your tits.

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Spring Thaw

As the ice floes break up, the rivers run again and birds return to nest it’s that time of year to take stock of a mentally challenged portion of the population who call themselves progressives of liberals.

Once again they are poking their finger in the eye of reality, sanity, logic and human endeavor.

One of my US senators here in the Peoples Socialist Republic of My Great State has proposed that every resident be guaranteed by the government a yearly stipend of $75K.

After discussing this with friends, relatives and colleagues and analyzing what we have to do to make what we make, the general consensus is to close up shop and go on the dole.

Indigence and poverty 1- Productivity and prosperity 0

My newly elected county executive has banned gun shows at county owned venues and is in the process of declaring this a Sanctuary County.

Illegal aliens 1- Law abiding American citizens 0

Every social ill or deficiency has been made worse for the last 50+ years by “progressive” mindset and policy.

Fifty years ago when we were such a racist society black out-of-wedlock births were 20% now it’s 80%.

Their answer to everything is to lower the bar and spend money to hire more bureaucrats to oversee the process.

Fifty years ago, with less restrictive gun laws how many mass shootings were there?

Of course the answer is more gun laws.

Why should they consider that violence is a symptom of a systemic disease?
Why treat the pathology when you can treat the symptoms?

Lower the bar when it comes to accountability and responsibility, morality and respect, knowledge and merit and see what happens.

Don’t bother addressing illegal access to guns just pass more restrictions.
Keep making America the enemy and see what happens.

The next time some libtard mouths off use their own tactics.

Tell them they are invading your safe space, you feel threatened by their microaggression and then say;

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Two More Days…

And then it’s “Ease on Down The Road” for cowardly lion, brainless scarecrow and the man behind the curtain, all rolled into one.

Some suggestions for him;

Greeter at Walmart

Parking lot escort for Publix

Bathroom attendant at Ansonia Bathouse

Shoeshine Boy

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Pussies In Dick Clothing

Obama, Hitler, And Exploding The Biggest Lie In History
Bill Flax | Forbes

“The line between fascism and Fabian socialism is very thin. Fabian socialism is the dream. Fascism is Fabian socialism plus the inevitable dictator.” John T. Flynn

Numerous commentators have raised alarming comparisons between America’s recent economic foibles and Argentina’s fall “from breadbasket to basket case.” The U.S. pursues a similar path with her economy increasingly ensnared under the growing nexus of government control. Resources are redistributed for vote-buying welfare schemes, patronage style earmarks, and graft by unelected bureaucrats, quid pro quo with unions, issue groups and legions of lobbyists.

In Argentina, everyone acknowledges that fascism, state capitalism, corporatism – whatever – reflects very leftwing ideology. Eva Peron remains a liberal icon. President Obama’s Fabian policies (Keynesian economics) promise similar ends. His proposed infrastructure bank is just the latest gyration of corporatism. Why then are fascists consistently portrayed as conservatives? Continue reading “Pussies In Dick Clothing”

SOCIALISM V. RACISM DEFINED BY RACIST SOCIALISTS

Socialism vs. Racism

A young black child asks his mother, “Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism?”

“Well, child, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you know, like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EBC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, and on and on, you know.  That’s Socialism.”

“But mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?

“Sure they do, Honey.”

“That’s called Racism!”