Please bring your violent protests down to Texas so we can kick the living shit out of all you over-paid, worthless, scumbag, lazy, fat-ass, commie fucks!
If you chicken-shit jackasses bring your horse shit down here, we’ll send you home in body casts—including your tiny nut sacks. As for you unionized dick-licking gashes, we’ll roll your rotund asses in tempura batter and throw a Tex-Mex Blubber-Que.
It seems we owe our readers and the world at large an apology.
Considering how many of our readers are followers of Islam, and are found among the far reaches of the world, ( we’ve had hits from inside the royal palace in Amman) we have been remiss in our duties to humanity. We are sorry this took so long.
So here is our unabashed, unconditional and untiring support for the beautiful, freedom loving people of Iran who have put their lives on the line for the sake of putting a boot up the asses of the filthy stinking Hitlerite mullahs and the brown-lipped ass kissers who keep them in power.
We also would like to give a shout out to the other Muslims of the world who are protesting the devastating treatment of Iranian Muslims at the hands of their religious leaders but it seems that no one cares about a Muslim being killed unless it can be blamed on a Jew.
Why isn’t the news filled with reports of Arabs or other Muslims demonstrating outside of Iranian embassies around the world?
The reality is that the people of Iran can expect more support in their fight for freedom and democracy from Israelis than from fellow Muslims or the crypto-Muslim in the Whitey House.