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Liberals are as much our enemy as radical Muslims.

They are UN-American, hate this country and our Constitution.

We should treat them as our enemy and wipe out or deport them.

Death to liberals, or at least beat them down.

Castrate and/or neuter them.

Let’s start with Hollywood, Obama, Al Franken, Chuck Shumer and Nancy Pelosi!

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10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.

8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don’t care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

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“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” —Albert Einstein

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it”? A physician called into a radio show and said “That’s the definition of a stool sample.”

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America is run by the people, for the people — let us not forget.

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Obama is a dick-head Muslim

A List of Obama’s Impressive Accomplishments

By Col. Robert F. Cunningham and Patrick Rishor | The Gilmer Mirror

He has done more than any other President before him.

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.

First President to violate the War Powers Act… Let that sink in a bit…

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third-party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.

First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to surround himself with radical left-wing anarchists.

First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.

First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing to earn it.

First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.

First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

First President to have personal servants (taxpayer-funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.

First President to repeat the Holy Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs. Arizona).

First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”

First President to tell the members of the military that they were unpatriotic for balking at the last suggestion. (he didn’t get away with this one.)

How is this hope and change working out?

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Gubmint Transparency

Pelosi was purportedly a mud shark in her college days. Just ask Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, and Jesse Jackson (and now Obama), to name a scant few. To each his or her own, as the saying goes. Good for her. It’s not easy hiding the fact that you’re a racist. Sleeping with the mud-slinging racist label makers seems to have worked in her case.

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Ann CoulterAs Obama prepared to deliver his address to Congress on Tuesday, the Republican House Minority Leader John Boehner, Fox News’ Bret Baier and Charles Krauthammer all gushed that history was being made as the first African-American president appeared before Congress.

Even Gov. Bobby Jindal, whom I suppose I should note was the first Indian-American to give the Republican response to a president’s speech, began with an encomium to the first black president. (Wasn’t Bobby great in “Slumdog Millionaire”?)

Are we going to have to hear about this for the next four years? Obama is becoming the Cal Ripken Jr. of presidents, making history every time he suits up for a game. Recently, Obama also became the first African-American president to order a ham sandwich late at night from the White House kitchen! That’s going to get old pretty quick.

But as long as the nation is obsessed with historic milestones, is no one going to remark on what a great country it is where a mentally retarded woman can become speaker of the house? (more…)

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Pelosi Porks Obama

Obama’s Scam and Pelosi’s Pigs

Let’s name a few names.

Let’s x-ray the process that is giving us this so-called “stimulus” bill.

The gargantuan spending bill now waddling through Congress is a lobbyist’s dream. Do not think for a second that Democrats in Congress dreamed this up all by themselves. The principle behind it — enlarging the government, creating more lobbyists and then robbing the taxpayers blind — yes. This is gospel to liberals on Capitol Hill, always decked out in the language of superior morality and compassion. But the details? Please. The Congressional expertise in this area is close to zilch. Members of Congress are dependent on lobbyists for this kind of material. So they did what they always do: cranked up some blank pages on their Microsoft Word and turned to their favorite lobbyists to ask “whaddya got?”

What Team Obama and Speaker Pelosi are in the middle of doing here is giving the keys to your safe deposit box (not to mention what’s left of your 401k’s, mutual funds or the value of your house and anything else you haven’t nailed down) to their favorite lobbyists. }} more…

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Fuck the issues. Palin gets my vote.

I’m tired of seeing Hillary’s fat ass, Nancy Pelosi’s wrinkled mug, and all the other fugly (fucking ugly) political bitches on TV.

Palin is just what we need. Ann Coulter was getting spread too thin. She has pazazz, looks, and a huge brain, but needed some help fighting liberals and Dems. Now she’s got it.

Sarah Palin Photos -- Rep. Veep Candidate

Sarah Palin -- Veep Candidate (Not the Nudie)

Note: These nudes are fake pics of Palin put out by some left-wing asshole. We just thought we’d diffuse the lie while showing some skin at the same time. After all, sex sells, right?

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Waiting For Obamo

Fiction:
ThumbnailNancy: “He’s coming, I hear him.”

Harry: “What do you hear, a car?

Nancy: “Not a car. There are no cars anymore.”

Harry: “Obamo has a car. It’s the last one.”

Nancy: “I hear him. Stop talking” (looking to the sky) “The talking is done because Obamo is here.”

Harry: “Where is he?”

Nancy: He’s on his way.

Harry: “Where did he get the gas?”

Nancy: “Forget that now. What shall we catch for dinner, rats or bugs?

Harry: “I’ll wait for Obamo.”

Nancy: “Me too.”

(they starve to death)

The End

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Pelosi and Reid stoking the fires

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