TEN REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.

8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don’t care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

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“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” —Albert Einstein

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it”? A physician called into a radio show and said “That’s the definition of a stool sample.”

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TODAY’S TOON: RATS

TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TRAITORS

On Bartering for Sergeant Bergdahl… and Ass Cancer

Let me get this straight. Tyrant Obama negotiated with terrorists to retrieve a deserter and possible traitor and he broke the law while doing it.

Obama doesn’t screw the pooch out of stupidity. There is method to his madness. It’s just another part of his hate-America “calculus.” What else could it be? He’s a goddamn terrorist living in our white house, and the most stupid among us put him there based on broken promises … twice! It appears the theory that Obama is a radical Muslim working for the Muslim Brotherhood is likely true.

The "Taliban Five" from GTMO
The “Taliban Five” from GTMO

Obama attempted to pull another bait-and-switch diversionary tactic with this prisoner exchange fiasco (crime) in order to draw our attention away from his latest sabotage and mismanagement of the VA medical system. Unfortunately, this time it backfired… not that anybody will ever do anything about it.

Obama is a bigger traitor than Bergdahl. He plots and plans to tear America down and destroy our traditional way of life. Meanwhile, the congressional dolts sit on their collective asses and never do anything about his illegal behavior, we just get smoke blown up our asses, by him, his administration, the liberal media, and congress.

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, deserter and possibly a traitor.
Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, deserter, possibly a traitor.

How much smoke up our asses can we take until we all contract ass cancer? Some of us will eventually have to undergo ass-mastectomies.  It’s a good thing we’ll have ObamaCare when we all have to undergo Chemo Therapy. Yeah, ObamaCare will take care of us. Sure it will … unless there’s a clause hidden somewhere in that 7-ft stack of paper containing the Affordable Care Act which prohibits us from receiving care under the act. And, of course, if we’re ever able to actually sign up for it. Isn’t it ironic they call it an “act?” So far, that’s all it has been.

Obama is a Muslim Traitor!

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Obama is a homo!

Obama is a tyrant and a traitor!

Obama is Gay!

MAJOR LEAGUE LIBERAL: ‘IMPEACH OBAMA’

From the web:

Fasten your seat belts, this is going to be a bumpy flight

Nationally syndicated columnist, William Hamilton, was educated at the University of Oklahoma, the George Washington University, the U.S Naval War College, the University of Nebraska, and Harvard University.

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“That’s right. My penis is only this big, and my brain is much smaller.”

Some years ago, the University of Nebraska asked our firm to help build a crowd for a debate between William Rusher, the publisher of the conservative National Review Magazine, and Nat Hentoff, of the liberal The Village Voice.

While William Rusher and William F. Buckley, Jr. and National Review, were already familiar, it was only necessary to read a few back issues of The Village Voice to understand that Nat Hentoff was (and is) one of the world’s most articulate left-of-the-left liberals.

We filled the auditorium; however, we didn’t know what to expect. Would the debaters be civil or uncivil?

More than civil, they listened respectfully to what the other had to say. The audience was treated to the best ideas that both conservatism and liberalism had to offer in an atmosphere of respect and even genuine friendship between the two icons of their differing points of view.

Unfortunately, in April, 2012, Mr. Rusher went to his Eternal rest. Fortunately, Mr. Hentoff is still with us and continues to give voice to liberal causes.  But what brings this particular column about is that Mr. Hentoff, the consummate left-winger, has just called for the impeachment of President Obama, saying that Mr. Obama is the most dangerous and destructive president ever and is far worse than Mr. Hentoff’s former target, President Richard Nixon.

Mr. Hentoff says Mr. Obama has thrown the U.S. Constitution under the bus and is ruling as a dictator.  As evidence, Hentoff cites Mr. Obama’s delay of the employer mandate in ObamaCare, the changing of types of plans available under ObamaCare, ignoring our immigrations laws, refusing to deport illegal immigrants, enacting stricter gun-control measures without Congressional legislation, sealing his presidential records, creating government offices and Czars without authorization, and changing the pay grades of selected federal employees without authority.

For some work-a-day Americans, these burrs under Mr. Hentoff’s saddle might seem insignificant; however, one of conservatism’s leading voices, St. John’s University Professor M. Northrup Buechner, writing in Forbes Magazine on November 19, 2013, says Mr. Obama’s unlawful actions could lead to a troubling scenario: “A Republican Congress is elected and repeals ObamaCare over a Democrat President’s veto. The President refuses to enforce the repeal. The Supreme Court rules that the President’s refusal is unconstitutional. The President denounces the ruling and refuses to be bound by it.

“If the President persists in rejecting all authority other than his own, the Dénouement [outcome] would depend on the side taken by the Armed Forces…”

Writing in The Washington Times on November 12, 2013, Commander J.D. Gordon, USN (Ret.), a former Pentagon spokesman, says “…every week since President Obama took office, we’ve been hearing that another top leader has been summarily fired, despite decades of loyal service and valuable experience protecting the nation. Statistically speaking, it’s actually closer to one every 8.8 days, a staggering 200 military brass shown the door in less than five years.

Thus, one wonders if this Stalin-like purge of generals and admirals is a precautionary step taken by Mr. Obama in advance of a descent into the darkness of a Constitutional crisis.

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Of course it is! That’s what this shit-bird African is all about.

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THE RETARDS OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

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CAN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

During the 3-1/2 years of World War II, which started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941 and ended with the surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced:

  • 22 aircraft carriers
  • 8 battleships
  • 48 cruisers
  • 349 destroyers
  • 420 destroyer escorts
  • 203 submarines
  • 34 million tons of merchant ships
  • 100,000 fighter aircraft
  • 98,000 bombers
  • 24,000 transport aircraft
  • 58,000 training aircraft
  • 93,000 tanks
  • 257,000 artillery pieces
  • 105,000 mortars
  • 3,000,000 machine guns
  • 2,500,000 military trucks

We put 16.1 million men and women in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.

It’s worth noting, that during the almost exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn’t build a functioning web site.

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Dianne Feinstein (Fanatical idiot):

“All vets are mentally ill in some way and government should prevent them from owning firearms.”

Does she have a degree in psychology?

Yep. She really said it at a meeting in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee and the quote below from the LA Times is priceless. Sometimes even the L.A. Times gets it right.

Burt Prelutsky (LA Times):

“Frankly, I don’t know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office. I’m not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we’re Number One.

There’s no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on ‘Macbeth’.

The four of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of blab. You don’t know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words.”

Kurt Nimmo (Infowars.com):

“Senator Feinstein insults all U.S. Veterans as she flays about in a vain attempt to save her anti-firearms bill.”

 

6 Rules Every Freedom Fighter Must Master

Tea-party guru, and FreedomWorks President and CEO Matt Kibbe, reveals how to kick big government to the curb with simple plan for regaining control of our government and our lives. Brought to you by those wonderfully informative people at WND.com with a “Must See” video hosted by Greg Corombos reporting for Radio America.

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Americans are ready to kick a big, intrusive government to the curb, but they’re waiting for a credible alternative to the two-party approach that got us into this mess, according to FreedomWorks President and CEO Matt Kibbe.

Kibbe is author of the new book, “Don’t Hurt People and Don’t Take Their Stuff: A Libertarian Manifesto.” He admits that reversing the tide of big government will be a massive task even if the right people get into office. He is also wading into the divisive conservative debates over America’s role in the world and whether elected conservative leaders ought to be championing traditional family values.

In his book, Kibbe says the fundamental formula of limited government should boil down to six principles:

1) Don’t hurt people: Free people just want to be left alone, not hassled or harmed by someone else with an agenda or designs over their life and property.
2) Don’t take people’s stuff: America’s founders fought to ensure property rights and our individual right to the fruits of our labors.
3) Take responsibility: Liberty takes responsibility. Don’t sit around waiting for someone else to solve your problems.
4) Work for it: For every action there is an equal reaction. Work hard and you’ll be rewarded.
5) Mind your own business: Free people live and let live.
6) Fight the power: Thanks to the Internet and the decentralization of knowledge, there are more opportunities than ever to take a stand against corrupt authority.

Kibbe also prescribes a 12-step solution to restoring liberty to the people, with ideas ranging from the government not spending more than it takes in and scrapping the income tax to personal choice in education and health care and placing much greater limits on the government’s ability to invade citizens’ privacy.

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TODAY’S TOON: OBAMACARE SUCK-CESS

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Sharyl Attkisson… and Huge Cojones!

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TMQ2 Contributor’s Comment:  It is the opinion of this contributor that Sharyl Attkisson must surely wear her balls on her chest… that’s the only way she could possibly keep them from clanging when she walks! Touché to you my dear Sharyl!! Fuckin’ A… You Go girl!!

An editorial from those good people at Hot Air.

First Liz Wahl quits RT over Crimea, now this. It’s been a bad week for state TV.

Coincidentally, Alisyn Camerota announced today that she’s leaving Fox News after 16 years, leaving a vacancy in the 1 p.m. slot. (Seriously, though, I think this is a coincidence.)

Attkisson, who has been with CBS News for two decades, had grown frustrated with what she saw as the network’s liberal bias, an outsized influence by the network’s corporate partners and a lack of dedication to investigative reporting, several sources said. She increasingly felt like her work was no longer supported and that it was a struggle to get her packages on television.

At the same time, Attkisson’s own reporting on the Obama administration, which some staffers characterized as agenda-driven, had led network executives to doubt the impartiality of her reporting. She is currently at work on a book — tentatively titled “Stonewalled: One Reporter’s Fight for Truth in Obama’s Washington” — which addresses the challenges of reporting critically on the Obama administration…

But Attkisson had become a polarizing figure at the network, sources there said. While some championed her relentless dedication to investigations — ranging from defective Firestone Tires to the Fast and Furious gunwalking scandal — others saw evidence of a political agenda, particularly against President Obama. (The bulk of Attkisson’s work since 2009 has focused on the failures or perceived failures of the Obama administration, including the administration’s failed green energy investments and the attack in Benghazi, though she has reported on several Republican failures as well.)

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TODAY’S TOON: R.I.P. OBAMACARE

Free at last! Thank God almighty, we’re free at last!

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Bring out the dead…