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The Infidel Country Club

From the WSJ:

Professor Hired for Outreach to Muslims Delivers a Jolt
Islamic Theologian’s Theory: It’s Likely the Prophet Muhammad Never Existed

by Andrew Higgens

MÜNSTER, Germany — Muhammad Sven Kalisch, a Muslim convert and Germany’s first professor of Islamic theology, fasts during the Muslim holy month, doesn’t like to shake hands with Muslim women and has spent years studying Islamic scripture. Islam, he says, guides his life.

So it came as something of a surprise when Prof. Kalisch announced the fruit of his theological research. His conclusion: The Prophet Muhammad probably never existed. 

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In Fact, Iraq Was Crawling With Them!

Jihadist; n; a weapon of mass destruction (WMD).

Since jihadists kill scores of innocent people—up to 3000 at a time—and since Iraq was chock full of jihadists, it follows that George W. Bush was correct when he said Iraq had WMD… mostly Iranian insurgents with short dicks.

So, eat shit all you lefty Democrat, libtard, retrogressive, peacenik, Islamofascist cowards.

In fact, the entire Middle East is chock full of human, limp-dick WMD.

Likewise, Muhammed (Mohamed, Mohammmed, Mohammad, Dick-Licker, Mo-Larry-Curly) was a WMD…

Danish Muhammad Cartoon

…and a child molester.

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Listen up you psycho, murdering, jihadists. Your non-prophet has some words for you straight from the unholy Qrap’an:


Muslim Chickenp7S.23 Allah says,

“Say: ’0 people of the Book, do not be excessive in your religion’ ” (Koran 4:171).

(Qurtubi:) “… both excessiveness and remissness are evil, and both may be unbelief” (al-Jami’ Ii ahkam at-Qur’an (y1l7), 6.21).

The (non)Prophet said,

“Beware of going to extremes, for those before you were only destroyed through excessiveness. ”

(Munawi:) Ibn Taymiya says, “His saying ‘Beware of going to extremes in religion’ is a general prohibition applying to all types of extremes, whether in beliefs or works”

Do you see where it states “…both excessiveness and remissness are evil, and both may be unbelief”?

Do you idiots murder innocent people in the name if Islam?

Of course you do. This among other barbaric deeds is excessive by any standards, especially by your Allah and his non-prophet’s standards.

All jihadists are excessive, remiss, and evil, therefore all of you are unbelievers who violate the unholy Qrap’an.

So, do your Allah and his nut job (non)prophet child-molester, Muhammad, and the rest of the world a favor by slitting your own throats, you plethora of cowardly infidel dogs.

May pigs shit inside your filthy mouths as you sleep butt-to-bone with your jihad-buddy-boyfriends.


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“Domestic fury and fierce civil strife….
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter’d with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds….
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the dogs of war….”

William Shakespeare, “Julius Caesar”

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This is not merely coincidental violence. True, the currently self-flagellating West used to have scenes like this but no more. Today, the West is an island of tolerance despite the orgy within it of self-blame and criticism. Meanwhile, other places daily show orgies of violence but not self-criticism.

Let’s take one little example from the daily situation of places from that vast expanse between Nigeria and Indonesia that coincides with Muslim-majority countries. Yet Muslims are also the main victim from the violence, due to the horror of radical Islamism and whipped-up-into-a-frenzy fanaticism which characterizes Arab World War Two.

In early June, Salafists stirred up hatred at the purported threat from a tiny minority of 30 Shia Muslims living in the village of Zawiyat Abu Muslim near Cairo. Shias are a microscopic portion of Egypt’s population, far less than one percent. Until recently one was barely aware they existed at all. But then until recently the same was true of that 1 percent minority of real Shia Muslims in Syria (along the Lebanese border, the Alawites are about as Shia Muslim as the Catholic pope is Mormon)  which has done so much to prompt the Hizballah offensive in the Syrian civil war. (more…)

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…and a bonus video to boot!

Having previously posted a call for debate to All Muslims, and having to this date subsequently received no response from any member of my intended audience in the Muslim community at large, I have come to realize the grave error that I made.

I see now that my error was in calling for critical and intelligent debate with anyone claiming adherence to the current-day debauchery and absurdity being ludicrously espoused, promulgated and propagated by the imbecilic tragic abomination and blasphemy of the prophet Mohammad, a lying, treacherous, murderous pedophilia embracing rapist whose words were robed in piety and whose true intentions of total domination are still hidden by religious rhetoric.

Instead, what I should have done was to post a litany of pornographic exposé showing misguided jihadists partaking in their favorite pastime, the much-loved and so often requested receipt of the “Rear Admiral” from their dildo wearing captive female slaves while yanking their pathetically diminutive noodles in an effort to remove the feces from their urethra left there by their last gang rape of baby camels and small dogs, all the while watching some variety of pornographic display on their cave walls.

So that said to all you misguided Muslim Morons… when you are not otherwise involved in the above described activities, or involved in your other favored and usual activities of beheading defenseless men, women and young children or running amuck with fever pitched wails and moans while becrying your incredulity and outrage at the supposed tragic and unjust manner that you, your pedophilic rapist and murderous prophet and your pseudo-religion’s equally degenerate clergy are constantly being ridiculed and condemned with by the majority of the remaining world’s higher intellect… Please take a moment to view this well-deserved treat that I have provided here just for you.

No need to thank me, I’m just trying to make amends for past errors and deficiencies by increasing the length of my sentences for you simple-minded cretins whose attention span can only accommodate a very limited number of periods, period.

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Three surprising things you probably didn’t know about Islam.

This subject will affect you in the near future, so take the chance to inform yourself now — before it does.

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Note: This author no longer capitalizes any words or names associated with radical islam, its apologists, or its appeasers because he believes they deserve zero respect due to their murderous behavior and/or appeasement of it.

Reactions to the supposed “anti-islam” film

Flush the Koran (Quran)

This is the muhammad Movie by Sam Bacile that purportedly caused a bunch of savage muslims to kill United States ambassador, J. Christopher Stevens and three other Americans.

But that was a lie put out by the Obama Administration. This movie had nothing to do with the terrorist attack in Benghazi.

The film claims islam is a lie and muhammad was a pedophile. All rights to Sam Becile.

Imagine a world where Americans gathered chanting death to islam, burning everything Islamic in this country, killing everyone who has anything to do with islamic countries or religion whom they want to abide by their sharia law.

What if someone gave them a taste of their own medicine?

It’s time for Americans and other victims of islam’s prehistoric cult members around the world to stand up and start burning/flushing qurans, destroy all mosques in their respective countries, imprison any muslims who do not abide by their laws and attempt to spread sharia law, and summarily execute any muslims who attack its citizens.

In the USA, this should include one way tickets to GTMO for muslim appeasers, secret jihadists like the muslim brotherhood, c.a.i.r., and the liberal/progressive left.

As for obama, he’s as culpable as anyone for sitting on his gay muslim hands while Egypt was taken over by the muslim brotherhood and Syria went ape shit, killing Khadafi. It’s jimmy carter and iran all over again.

To all the murderers and protesters in the muslim world, I say,




Purchase a Qur’an and flush it today!


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Quotes by Our Illustrious President With Two Names

Everyone of voting age should read these two books:

Don’t waste your money purchasing them. Just check them out at your local library.

From Dreams of My Father:

“I ceased to advertise my mother’s race at the age of 12 or 13 when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.” “I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother’s race.” 

“There was something about her that made me wary, a little too sure of herself, maybe and white.” (more…)

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From the WSJ:

Professor Hired for Outreach to Muslims Delivers a Jolt
Islamic Theologian’s Theory: It’s Likely the Prophet Muhammad Never Existed

by Andrew Higgens

MÜNSTER, Germany — Muhammad Sven Kalisch, a Muslim convert and Germany’s first professor of Islamic theology, fasts during the Muslim holy month, doesn’t like to shake hands with Muslim women and has spent years studying Islamic scripture. Islam, he says, guides his life.

So it came as something of a surprise when Prof. Kalisch announced the fruit of his theological research. His conclusion: The Prophet Muhammad probably never existed.

Muslims, not surprisingly, are outraged. Even Danish cartoonists who triggered global protests a couple of years ago didn’t portray the Prophet as fictional. German police, worried about a violent backlash, told the professor to move his religious-studies center to more-secure premises.

“We had no idea he would have ideas like this,” says Thomas Bauer, a fellow academic at Münster University who sat on a committee that appointed Prof. Kalisch. “I’m a more orthodox Muslim than he is, and I’m not a Muslim.”

When Prof. Kalisch took up his theology chair four years ago, he was seen as proof that modern Western scholarship and Islamic ways can mingle — and counter the influence of radical preachers in Germany. He was put in charge of a new program at Münster, one of Germany’s oldest and most respected universities, to train teachers in state schools to teach Muslim pupils about their faith.

Muslim leaders cheered and joined an advisory board at his Center for Religious Studies. Politicians hailed the appointment as a sign of Germany’s readiness to absorb some three million Muslims into mainstream society. But, says Andreas Pinkwart, a minister responsible for higher education in this north German region, “the results are disappointing.”

Prof. Kalisch, who insists he’s still a Muslim, says he knew he would get in trouble but wanted to subject Islam to the same scrutiny as Christianity and Judaism. German scholars of the 19th century, he notes, were among the first to raise questions about the historical accuracy of the Bible.

Many scholars of Islam question the accuracy of ancient sources on Muhammad’s life. The earliest biography, of which no copies survive, dated from roughly a century after the generally accepted year of his death, 632, and is known only by references to it in much later texts. But only a few scholars have doubted Muhammad’s existence. Most say his life is better documented than that of Jesus.

“Of course Muhammad existed,” says Tilman Nagel, a scholar in Göttingen and author of a new book, “Muhammad: Life and Legend.” The Prophet differed from the flawless figure of Islamic tradition, Prof. Nagel says, but “it is quite astonishing to say that thousands and thousands of pages about him were all forged” and there was no such person.

All the same, Prof. Nagel has signed a petition in support of Prof. Kalisch, who has faced blistering criticism from Muslim groups and some secular German academics. “We are in Europe,” Prof. Nagel says. “Education is about thinking, not just learning by heart.”

Prof. Kalisch’s religious studies center recently removed a sign and erased its address from its Web site. The professor, a burly 42-year-old, says he has received no specific threats but has been denounced as apostate, a capital offense in some readings of Islam.

“Maybe people are speculating that some idiot will come and cut off my head,” he said during an interview in his study.

A few minutes later, an assistant arrived in a panic to say a suspicious-looking digital clock had been found lying in the hallway. Police, called to the scene, declared the clock harmless.

A convert to Islam at age 15, Prof. Kalisch says he was drawn to the faith because it seemed more rational than others. He embraced a branch of Shiite Islam noted for its skeptical bent. After working briefly as a lawyer, he began work in 2001 on a postdoctoral thesis in Islamic law in Hamburg, to go through the elaborate process required to become a professor in Germany.

The Sept. 11 attacks in the U.S. that year appalled Mr. Kalisch but didn’t dent his devotion. Indeed, after he arrived at Münster University in 2004, he struck some as too conservative. Sami Alrabaa, a scholar at a nearby college, recalls attending a lecture by Prof. Kalisch and being upset by his doctrinaire defense of Islamic law, known as Sharia.

In private, he was moving in a different direction. He devoured works questioning the existence of Abraham, Moses and Jesus. Then “I said to myself: You’ve dealt with Christianity and Judaism but what about your own religion? Can you take it for granted that Muhammad existed?”

He had no doubts at first, but slowly they emerged. He was struck, he says, by the fact that the first coins bearing Muhammad’s name did not appear until the late 7th century — six decades after the religion did.

He traded ideas with some scholars in Saarbrücken who in recent years have been pushing the idea of Muhammad’s nonexistence. They claim that “Muhammad” wasn’t the name of a person but a title, and that Islam began as a Christian heresy.

Prof. Kalisch didn’t buy all of this. Contributing last year to a book on Islam, he weighed the odds and called Muhammad’s existence “more probable than not.” By early this year, though, his thinking had shifted. “The more I read, the historical person at the root of the whole thing became more and more improbable,” he says.

He has doubts, too, about the Quran. “God doesn’t write books,” Prof. Kalisch says.

Some of his students voiced alarm at the direction of his teaching. “I began to wonder if he would one day say he doesn’t exist himself,” says one. A few boycotted his lectures. Others sang his praises.

Prof. Kalisch says he “never told students ‘just believe what Kalisch thinks’ ” but seeks to teach them to think independently. Religions, he says, are “crutches” that help believers get to “the spiritual truth behind them.” To him, what matters isn’t whether Muhammad actually lived but the philosophy presented in his name.

This summer, the dispute hit the headlines. A Turkish-language German newspaper reported on it with gusto. Media in the Muslim world picked up on it.

Germany’s Muslim Coordinating Council withdrew from the advisory board of Prof. Kalisch’s center. Some Council members refused to address him by his adopted Muslim name, Muhammad, saying that he should now be known as Sven.

German academics split. Michael Marx, a Quran scholar at the Berlin-Brandenburg Academy of Sciences, warned that Prof. Kalisch’s views would discredit German scholarship and make it difficult for German scholars to work in Muslim lands. But Ursula Spuler-Stegemann, an Islamic studies scholar at the University of Marburg, set up a Web site called solidaritymuhammadkalisch.com and started an online petition of support.

Alarmed that a pioneering effort at Muslim outreach was only stoking antagonism, Münster University decided to douse the flames. Prof. Kalisch was told he could keep his professorship but must stop teaching Islam to future school teachers.

The professor says he’s more determined than ever to keep probing his faith. He is finishing a book to explain his thoughts. It’s in English instead of German because he wants to make a bigger impact. “I’m convinced that what I’m doing is necessary. There must be a free discussion of Islam,” he says.

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Pee-Wee HermanWhy would a Jew use this Muslim phrase? Is Pee Wee Herman a Muslim convert? One might be led to think so given his bandying of the Muslim phrase “Mecca Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho.”

This term is specifically used to signal that a Muslim circle jerk is about to begin. It literally means to get high with your hookah and face Mecca while poking your Muslim buddy in his hiney ho.

Almost as popular as the phrase “Allahu Akbar!”, the phrase “Mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho” has penetrated into the deepest recesses of repressed Muslim sexual culture. And when I say deep, I mean deep!

It is rumored that Osama bin Laden himself is/was a frequent viewer of the actor Paul Reubens’ Pee-Wee’s Playhouse on Saturday mornings where he’d religiously poke the “Doctor of Love“, Dr. Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri, in his crusty hiney ho. Although they reportedly switch rolls depending on whether the moon was waxing or waning. Little do they know, it matters not whether one is pitching or catching because it’s all baseball.

But why would the character Pee-Wee use this term in nearly every episode of the popular children’s show? This is the same actor caught spanking his monkey in a public porn movie house. It’s all such a mystery.

OBL supposedly even had bootleg CDs of the show played on the wall of his cave so all the muji-has-beens could yank their doodles while fantasizing about ramming their hams in Pee-Wee’s six o’clock, if you know what I mean.

Mohamhead would be so proud!

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