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Note: This was not our first post ever. It was the first post here at WordPress.com (TMQ2) after we moved from Blogger.com (TMQ1).

U.S. Arab Group Intimidates Google into Censoring THE MUSLIM QUESTION Blog

After posting an article at blogger.com on Jan. 27, 2007, Islamofascist Arab and Muslim Groups Protest ABC’s Hiring of Glenn Beck, the Arab American Institute visited our blog at least 4 times and then pressured Google to have our site blocked as a hate site.

Without warning, Google obliged them, even though we are clearly not a hate site. We simply blog about radical Muslim and Arab groups, like AAI. We also joke and attempt humor, something Arab and Muslim Islamofascists seem not to understand. (more…)

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Today is a Perfect Day to Bomb Iran

  • Israel’s tourist season is almost over.
  • The kids are still at home.
  • Ahmadinejad is in a slump.
  • We’re mopping things up in Iraq and getting close to pulling out of Afghanistan.
  • Russia, Saudi Arabia, India, Israel, France, Germany, England, South Korea, Japan and the US are all on board.
  • We’ve got our fleet in the Gulf and we’re ready for war with North Korea.
  • All systems and solutions are go.
  • Why wait?

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran…!



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Barry Soetoro (a.k.a B. Hussein Obama, illegal alien, bigot, racist, Kenyon National, unlawful prez, liar, enemy of the USA, homosexual and radical Muslim) has within his short stint in office become the most highly irritating and pungent value on the Scoville Unit scale (metaphorically speaking).

Thanks to Obama, hope got screwed by change.

Talk about an idiot blowing his chances, he takes the proverbial cake. Imagine how much the black community in the USA has been awaiting a black leader who just might make it to the white house. The black community is now turning against Obama in droves, and rightly so. He was the wrong choice at the wrong time. (more…)

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Since I love to cook, I’ve been thinking of developing a new jam spread. I’ll call it “Obammy-Jammy.”

Only $1000/jar!

Just like our country,  PB & J sandwiches will never be the same!

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Remember this song?

Hail to The Chief

Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.
Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.

Yours is the aim to make this grand coun-try grander,
This you will do, That’s our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!

I can’t see anybody applying it to Obammy. He’s no chief. He’s just an African.

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Obama is Brilliant!

THE PERP - Marxixt Obama with yellow teeth and stanky cigarette breath.

Who else would have reasoned that the best way to repair our floundering economy would be to spend TRILLIONS more on worthless bailouts, programs, and wherever else one can throw good money after bad?

It’s brilliant, I tell you, brilliant!

If you’re a moronic liberal, that is.

Seriously folks, what’s the reality here?

I’ll put it to you in a nutshell:

“Hope” got screwed by “Change”!

No kiss. No lube. No reach around.

Just a Brokeback Mountain-style dry hump in the rump.

And it’s only just begun…ouch!

(Note to Bill Maher: Better start practicing your toe touches and ankle grabbing. It’s time to “service” your master.)

Hope gets fucked by change!

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Lance Gets a New Hat

After many references and posts about the Papal Penis Hats (Papal Tiaras), I decided to find a hat or cap which reflects my personality and love for aviation (yes, I’m a pilot).


The following are examples of the Papal Penis Hats:

Well here is mine:

Pretty snazzy, don’tcha think?

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From WorldNetDaily:

Roseanne Barr blasts Israel as ‘Nazi state’
Accuses Jews bombing Gaza of learning from their German ‘mentors’

Roseanne Barr the HogEmmy-award winning comedienne Roseanne Barr, herself of Jewish ancestry [and now a traitor to her own peeps], has nonetheless blasted Israel for its recent attacks on Hamas targets in the Gaza Strip, calling Israel a “Nazi state” bent on torturing “the Jewish soul.”

“Exactly as its Nazi mentors did to the Jews of Warsaw, Israel now bombs innocent civilians who have been imprisoned in concentration camps in Gaza!” Barr writes on her blog. }} more…

Even When Temporarily Slim, Roseanne Barr Is Still A Boar

Somebody should tell the Queen of Rotundness that nobody cares about her worthless opinions on any subject. Typical of Barr’s insufficient cranium capacity and its inherent negative side effects (like stupidity), here she is sounding like a Jew-hating anti-Semite while posing as an Israel hater.

Gee, what a clever cover. I’ll bet nobody’s tried that one before. Maybe the radical Arab jerk-offs in Hamas should try her lines … oh, that’s right … that’s where she got them in the first place. She’s one of their many Hollywood puppets. Her puppet strings lead right back to the Gaza strip.

How transparent and cold hearted it is for a carpet-munching fag hag like Barr to refer to Israel, a mostly Jewish state, as Nazis. Haven’t Jews suffered enough at the hands of real Nazis without having to deal with one of their own turning traitor and accusing them of Nazi atrocities? Shame on her and her fat ass.

And notice how Roseanne’s selective amnesia ignores the whys for Israel’s latest retaliatory attacks on Hamas? You know who I’m referring to. It’s the same radicalized Arab cowards who hide behind women and children when Israel responds with force after being bombarded with rocket fire by Hamas and Hezbollah, wounding or killing “innocent civilians” inside Israel — and how the Palestinian leader Abbas ‘begged’ Israel to hit Hamas.

Liberal fools like Barr, Penn, Baldwin, Robbins, Franken, and the UN, to name a few, are easily duped into condemning Israel with propaganda orchestrated by terrorist regimes. This propaganda serves to displace the obvious guilt on the part of Islamofascists and unfairly hangs it on Israel’s back. It’s simply an old propaganda methodology. What a bunch of dopes.

These Hollyweird liberals get played like stooges by our country’s enemies. This makes these celeb fucks our enemies too. Muslim terrorist groups love it when celebrity Yo-Yos beat their drum for them and mouth off about Israel. It keeps everybody’s attention diverted while the terrorists sneak around cutting off non-Muslims’ heads and killing Jewish civilians.

Roseanne’s not fooling anybody — not even her own rotund ass. The same eating disorder, denial and hoggery she’s suffered from her entire life are playing out again with her latest Israeli-Hamas scant rant. These personality flaws serve to render her a perfect stooge for Muslim evildoers.

In her twisted mind, Israel may have become her surrogate daddy, the one who never loved her. Or maybe she lashed out at Israel because the local Hollywood 7-Eleven was out of Ding Dongs, Ho-Hos, and super-size slurpees, thereby inducing a massive sugar withdrawal and resulting anger tantrum. Whatever the reason, she’s as worthless a tits on a boar hog. What a whiny, disgusting adult child.


Roseanne Barr should be shunned by Jews and forbidden to consume Hostess products for life as her teshuvah.

If a gag large enough to fit existed, I’d be glad to drive the bulldozer to stuff it into her goober-smooching cake hole. Problem is, she’d probably swallow it like she has fatty foods and liberal/terrorist propaganda all her life. Plus, they probably don’t make a bulldozer that big and her terrorist puppeteers would just blow it up anyway.

If she continues being such a perfect patsy for terrorists, pretty soon she’ll be swallowing protein milkshakes from their tiny meat straws, just like ‘Jihad’ Jimmy Carter does to fund his Carter (Sedition) Center.

Like Forrest Gump, that’s all I have to say about that.

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Jimmy Carter

Here we go again. In his trademark manner, America’s biggest traitor, anti-Semite, Israel hater, hillbilly, liberal scum, worst prez and ex-prez ever and big-time hypocritical Bible thumper is once again sticking up for Arab terrorists while sticking his big nose where it doesn’t belong: In American Foreign Policy.

The Carter Center coffers must need to be juiced up again with more oil-rich Arab money. Every time his sphincter heals from his last Middle East trip to visit his Arab sugar daddies, Jihad Jimmy can barely walk to the plane to return home. This must be a game he and Billy used to play down on the farm as kids — with each other and various available  farm animals. My heart bleeds for those poor sexually abused chickens, pigs, cows and goats.

Carter is by far the biggest pain in the ass for America. He makes Benedict Arnold look like Sergeant York. He acts up on purpose because he’s angry that we all hate him for his buffoonery and inability to measure up as a US president. He was a big joke and made a mess of things while at the wheel. Now he won’t go away. He’s like a spoiled little baby needing attention and acting out negatively in a desperate plea to be recognized. Unfortunately for him, he’s digging his hole even deeper in this desperate attempt to get out of that same hole. Duh!

Carter is really just a small-minded mean little man…and a traitor to his country. When his crotchety old ass finally croaks, I’m having a party. It will be a happy day for America.

After you read about his latest seditious expedition into aiding America’s enemies below, visit our Jimmy Carter Un-Presidential Library. Admission is free, but be sure to bring along a couple of air-sick bags in case you feel the sudden urge to blow chunks while reading about Jihad Jimmy.

[Carter] Recounts last week’s ‘peacemaking’ trip to Middle East

The Lebanese Hezbollah terrorist organization lacks missiles to “defend” itself from Israeli aircraft, former President Jimmy Carter claimed upon returning from a trip last week to Lebanon. }} more…

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