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Less than 13 hours Eastern Standard Time and Obama is through!

Berry-the-hoodlum and his Illegal Pinche Pendejos

vato-dudes

Adios Mamachinga !!

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And then it’s “Ease on Down The Road” for cowardly lion, brainless scarecrow and the man behind the curtain, all rolled into one.

Some suggestions for him;

Greeter at Walmart

Parking lot escort for Publix

Bathroom attendant at Ansonia Bathouse

Shoeshine Boy

Our Worthless Prez...

Our Worthless Prez…

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Looking for ways to solidify his legacy, Barack Obama is entertaining options to lead a nation state more befitting his philosophy and style of governance.

Leading candidates at this point include:

FREDONIA

KLOPSTAKIA

THE GRAND DUCHY OF FENWICK

Michelle will also welcome the lack of intolerance and hatred in those places as well.

Obama-laugh

michael-obama-snarl

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Last night at bible class we were studying Joseph.

Joseph was the favorite of Jacob’s twelve sons.

Jacob gave him a “coat of many colors” which angered his brothers.

Joseph further angered his brothers by relating two dreams he had.

In the first dream, all the sons were cutting wheat and the brothers’ sheaths encircled and bowed down to Joseph’s sheath.

In the second one, Joseph describes how the sun, moon and eleven stars all bowed down to him.

At this point in the class, the guy sitting next to me around the table, a vocal supporter of Democrat Party platforms, said,

“I think Trump has that dream.”

I said,” Trump doesn’t have to dream it, it’s already happening.”

We then went on to read one of the bible commentators who said the first dream is about material prosperity and wealth, whereas the second is about spirituality and moral greatness. Rather than the two being contradictions, Joseph was the synthesis of them both. He dreamed of prosperity and a world cleansed of evil.

Almost sounds like a well-known New York real estate developer.

To quote Aerosmith, Dream On Donald!

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douche-bagWhich is worse?

“Fake news” is the new buzzword for the purpose of a left wing shutdown of free speech, for those of you who have their heads up their asses.

How’s this for fake news douche bags?

The Libyan embassy was attacked because of a video.

We have blocked Iran from having nuclear weapons.

Donald Trump hacked the voting machines to rig the election.

That’s not only fake it’s fecal.

The next time some ass hat brings up “fake news”, if you love America, if you love TMQ2, please tell them with confidence and authority,

“SHUT THE FUCK UP”

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The changing linguistic landscape has given new meaning to some very familiar terms, thanks in no small part to the media and academia.

For example:

  • Mentally disturbed individual = Muslim terrorist
  • Lone wolf = Muslim terrorist who was aided by friends, family and community.
  • Islamophobia = The heightened mental state of being aware of Muslim terrorists.
  • Anti-Zionist = Classic Jew hating Nazi bigot.

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Vote for ‘the Donald” in November 2016.

He gets my vote.

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The State  of the Union address is tonight and I just can’t wait to hear what President Joe Momma has to say.

Actually I can’t wait to never hear his voice again.

Every time he opens his mouth it’s a puke fest, he is so nauseating.

He ripped on Donald Trump for Trump’s ‘Make America Great Again” meme, saying how wonderful things are here.

Why then, for the last seven years did he never shut up about how horrible America is and how much more work he has to do to change things.

Well then, I guess you can rest easy now Mr. President, your job is done and you don’t have to fuck things up anymore.

And by the way, are you running against Trump?

He’s always telling us that the barbaric and sadistic acts perpetrated by Muslims have nothing to do with Islam. The I guess we can kill all of them and there’s nothing real Muslims can get upset about.

Please exercise your executive for the next 373 days to

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

 

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Many moons ago Lance regaled us with tales of derring-do, specifically about how he fucked Ann Coulter in the ass real hard.

I think Ann needs some proper sense properly shagged up her corn hole as soon as possible.

The Republican debates loosened her tongue to disgorge anti-Semitic rantings when it should have been sucking hard on some hard Jewish dicks.

I admit I used to be a fan of hers but now all I can offer her is an official TMQ2 invitation to. . .

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Ann_Coulter

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Isn’t it great that The Donald is sweeping past all the political types and racing to number one?

And to think his secret is as simple as telling the truth and calling out the bad guys.

If there is one thing we don’t need, is another politician-type dickhead as our next POTUS.

Go Donald!

You have my vote.

The Donald

The Donald

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