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For those with short memories and those too young to know.

If you’re under 50 read this and if you’re not, share it with someone who is.

If you’re over 50, you lived through it, so share it with those under 50.

Amazing to me how much I had forgotten! Read it anyway.

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When Bill Clinton was president, he allowed Hillary to assume authority over a health care reform.

Even after threats and intimidation, she couldn’t even get a vote in a democratic controlled congress.

This fiasco cost the American taxpayers about $13 million in cost for studies, promotion, and other efforts.

Then President Clinton gave Hillary authority over selecting a female attorney general.

Her first two selections were Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood – both were forced to withdraw their names from consideration.

Next she chose Janet Reno – husband Bill described her selection as “my worst mistake.”

Some may not remember that Reno made the decision to gas David Koresh and the

Branch Davidian religious sect in Waco, Texas resulting in dozens of deaths of women and children.

Husband Bill allowed Hillary to make recommendations for the head of the Civil Rights Commission.

Lani Guanier was her selection.  When a little probing led to the discovery of Ms. Guanier’s radical views, her name had to be withdrawn from consideration.

Apparently a slow learner, husband Bill allowed Hillary to make some more recommendations.

She chose former law partners Web Hubbel for the Justice Department, Vince Foster for the White House staff,and William Kennedy for the Treasury Department.

Her selections went well: Hubbel went to prison, Foster (presumably) committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign.

Many younger votes will have no knowledge of “Travelgate.” Hillary wanted to award unfettered travel contracts to

Clinton friend Harry Thompson – and the White House Travel Office refused to comply. She managed to have them reported to the FBI and fired. This ruined their reputations, cost them their jobs, and caused a thirty-six month  investigation. Only one employee, Billy Dale was charged with a crime, and that of the enormous crime of mixing personal and White House funds. A jury acquitted him of any crime in less than two hours.

Still not convinced of her ineptness, Hillary was allowed to recommend a close Clinton friend, Craig Livingstone, for the position of Director of White House security.  When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of about 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (Filegate) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, suddenly Hillary and the president denied even knowing Livingstone, and of course,denied knowledge of drug use in the White House.

Following this debacle, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office after more than thirty years of service to seven presidents.

Next, when women started coming forward with allegations of sexual harassment and rape by Bill Clinton,Hillary was put in charge of the “bimbo eruption” and scandal defense.

Some of her more notable decisions in the debacle were:

She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit.

After the Starr investigation they settled with Ms. Jones.

She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor.

After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr’s investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs.

Hillary’s devious game plan resulted in Bill losing his license to practice law for ‘lying under oath’to a grand jury and then his subsequent impeachment by the House of Representatives.

Hillary avoided indictment for perjury and obstruction of justice during the Starr investigation by repeating, “I do not recall,” “I have no recollection,” and “I don’t know” a total of 56 times while under oath.

After leaving the White House, Hillary was forced to return an estimated $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork that she had stolen.

What a swell party – ready for another four or eight years of this type of low-life mess?

Now we are exposed to the destruction of possibly incriminating emails while

Hillary was Secretary of State and the “pay to play” schemes of the Clinton Foundation –

we have no idea what shoe will fall next.

But to her loyal fans – “what difference does it make?”

Electing Hillary Clinton president would be like granting Satan absolution and giving him the keys to heaven!

Please pass this on. Our way of life may depend on it

ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM TODAY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE IT TOMORROW

 

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I am officially declaring my candidacy for the office of Prezzydent of these United States of Amerryca on the Right To Party party.

I will bore you to tears with incessant and incoherent rhetoric and platitudes.

My campaign will be filled with more double talk than Al Kelly could dream of.

I promise to obfuscate any issue more complex than apple pie and motherhood.

That means I owe it to you the people to skirt any and every topic beyond the scope of my limited mental capacity.

I will dedicate myself with every fiber of my being to tell you exactly what you want to hear while working with all my strength to further my station in life even if it means suffering the consequences of my own pockets being lined.

This country has an exceptional history that deserves only someone with an ego as inflated as mine, with movie star looks as well.

So, my fellow Amerrycans, elect me and I promise I will not send your sons abroad.

They will have to find their own just like I do.

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Obama Sucks!

Mission Creeps

“If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.”
—Jay Leno

“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.”
—Henry Cate, VII

“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”
—Aesop

“If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.”
—Will Rogers

“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.”
—Clarence Darrow

“Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, they go out and buy some more tunnel.”
—John Quinton

“Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.”
—Oscar Ameringer

“I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.”
—Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.”
—Tex Guinan

“I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.”
—Charles de Gaulle

“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
—Doug Larson

“There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators.”
—Will Rogers

“If you want a real friend that you can trust in Washington — go buy a dog!”
—Harry Truman

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Don’t impeach Obama.

Take away his golf clubs and Qur’an—then impeach him.

Problem solved.

Obama is a Muslim Terrorist

During any international crisis, you know exactly where to find Mr. Kenya. The Muslim African homey will be shooting the back nine and his big mouth.

Obama Takes Oath of Office with Koran atop the bible

Obama takes the Oath of Office with a Koran atop the Bible. Meanwhile, the Worst-Lady’s face scares the hell out of the onlookers.

You heard it here first!

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Lyndon Baines Johnson:
“We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin).”

Richard Milhous Nixon:
“I am not a crook.”

George H. W. Bush:
“Read my lips; no new taxes.”

William Jefferson Clinton:
“I did not have sex with that woman—Miss Lewinski.”

George W. Bush:
“Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.” (Actually they did)

Barack Hussein Obama: (His legal name is Barry Soetoro)
“I will have the most transparent administration in history.”

Bigmouth Bull-Shitting Barry-sm“The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.”

“I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.”

“The IRS is not targeting anyone.”

“It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.”

“If I had a son.”

“I will put an end to the type of politics that breeds division, conflict and cynicism.”

“You didn’t build that!”

“I will restore trust in Government.”

“The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.”

“The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk.”

“It’s not my red line; it is the world’s red line.”

“Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.”

“We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.”

“I am not spying on American citizens.”

“ObamaCare will be good for America.”

“You can keep your family doctor.”

“Premiums will be lowered by $2500.”

“If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.”

“It’s just like shopping at Amazon”

“I knew nothing about ‘Fast and Furious’ gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.”

“I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.”

“I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.”

“I never knew my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago. And, I have never lived with that uncle.” (He finally admitted on December 5th 2013 that he did know his uncle and that he did live with him)

And the biggest one of all:

“I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

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SENATOR TED CRUZ HAS BIG COJONES – OBAMA IS A SISSY

Most Texas Republicans have balls the size of planets. This makes me proud to be a Texan.

I don’t care if Ted’s motivations are pure. At least this man stands up for something while the rest of the eunuchs in the pen feign jacking each other off.

I refer you to my earlier post regarding this political football called “The Budget 2013”: FORGET THE BUDGET – START THE IMPEACHMENT.

Cruz Has Balls

An excerpt from 21 Sept 2013:

Obama is still faltering after being punked by Putin over Syria the last few weeks. In an effort to regain his manhood, he’s puffing up and acting tough over the budget bill, and “acting” is the operative word.

If Obama and his shoeshine butt-boys want to try acting tough then let’s show them what tough really is. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, right? He’s a big pussy, so are the libtard Dems . . . pussies all around. Congress should take advantage of this lull while the budget bill Yo-Yo’s to the Senate and back and get busy delivering this lousy excuse for a president’s walking papers.

Fuck Obama!

Let’s get the IMPEACHMENT BULLDOZER fired up and not shut it down until his arrogant ass is shoved back where it belongs—Kenya. It’s not like we don’t have a mountain of evidence with which to topple him. He breaks the law and violates our rights on a daily basis, not to mention all of his flubbed foreign policy issues and being the expediter of the murder of four brave Americans in Benghazi. Our U.S. Constitution draws a red line specifically for his type of behavior yet he’s crossed it numerous times and has come back unscathed. Are we going to pretend he hasn’t just like he pretended he never drew a red line with Syria? Dealing with this shit-bird is like eating jello with chop sticks.

He doesn’t give a shit about us and we don’t give a shit about him. This “budget battle” is all about power and politics and has nothing to do with them working for us. While the talking heads in Washington are playing grab ass and holding felching sessions, we get the shaft, and frankly I’ve had enough of their shit. If I must chose between solving the budget conundrum or watching Congress put Obama out of office, I’m going with the latter.

Know this, folks. Until comrade Imam Obama is gone and the libtard Dems are eviscerated, this country is going nowhere except straight down the Islamic sharia shit pipe.

I would venture that the Dems have blown it yet again. Obama was the wrong horse to bet on. His cranium capacity would hardly contain a peanut. He’s done. It’s just a matter of time before he’s gone. This is not to say that I wouldn’t celebrate if his tiny brain suddenly splattered against the back wall while he’s sputtering poetic in front of one of his hand-picked libtard/minority crowds on international TV.

Oh yes. If only…

OBAMACARE IS DEAD; LONG LIVE MEDICARE!

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From NewsMax:

Obama to Boehner: No Deal on Debt Limit, Defunding Obamacare

OBoehnerPresident Barack Obama called House Speaker John Boehner late Friday and reiterated that he would not negotiate with Congress on raising the debt limit, a Boehner representative told Newsmax.

“The president called the speaker this evening to tell him he wouldn’t negotiate with him on the debt limit,” the spokesman said in a statement. “Given the long history of using debt limit increases to achieve bipartisan deficit reduction and economic reforms, the speaker was disappointed, but told the president that the two chambers of Congress will chart the path ahead.

“It was a brief call,” the Boehner spokesman said.

The president also called House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, the White House said. (snip)

Obama is still faltering after being punked by Putin over Syria the last few weeks. In an effort to regain his manhood, he’s puffing up and acting tough over the budget bill, and “acting” is the operative word.

If Obama and his shoeshine butt-boys want to try acting tough then let’s show them what tough really is. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, right? He’s a big pussy, so are the libtard Dems . . . pussies all around. Congress should take advantage of this lull while the budget bill Yo-Yo’s to the Senate and back and get busy delivering this lousy excuse for a president’s walking papers.

Fuck Obama! Let’s get the IMPEACHMENT BULLDOZER fired up and not shut it down until his arrogant ass is shoved back where it belongs — Kenya. It’s not like we don’t have a mountain of evidence with which to topple him. He breaks the law and violates our rights on a daily basis, not to mention all of his flubbed foreign policy issues and being the expediter of the murder of four brave Americans in Benghazi. Our U.S. Constitution draws a red line specifically for his type of behavior yet he’s crossed it numerous times and has come back unscathed. Are we going to pretend he hasn’t just like he pretended he never drew a red line with Syria? Dealing with this shit-bird is like eating jello with chop sticks.

He doesn’t give a shit about us and we don’t give a shit about him. This “budget battle” is all about power and politics and has nothing to do with them working for us. While the talking heads in Washington are playing grab ass and holding felching sessions, we get the shaft, and frankly I’ve had enough of their shit. If I must chose between solving the budget conundrum or watching Congress put Obama out of office, I’m going with the latter.

Know this, folks. Until comrade imam Obama is gone and the libtard Dems are eviscerated, this country is going nowhere except straight down the Islamic sharia shit pipe.

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. . . despite the evident and overwhelming differences in political ideology . . . or maybe not!

I know, it’s a rhetorical question, isn’t it?

Bear RiderNose Picker

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Another great article from that veritable well of political wisdom and righteous seething criticism, The Daily Rant.

Rumor has it that contributing Author Dan Bubalo has a direct line to Vladimir Putin and Oprah. Two soup cans and a string of course, to thwart the NSA… but if the NSA hasn’t got a bead on Dan yet, this should put them over the edge.
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Dear Obama – Please Hike Up Your Skirt

By Dan Bubalo on August 12, 2013 in Dan Bubalo, Politics

Only My Hairdresser Knows for Sure

“Is it Natural or Miss Clairol? – Only His Hairdresser Knows for Sure!” – Barry Soetoro 2013

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