CHELSEA ‘SNOWFLAKE’ HANDLER

Chelsea Handler says Trump’s 2016 win sent her to a shrink and hooked her on marijuana.

Poor Chelsea … crying, shaking, mascara running down her face while she rolls a fat one and smokes it on the crapper.

Why does this mental image makes me so happy?

How About Some Apologies

From the NY Post

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Jussie Smollett’s celeb supporters are backtracking or staying quiet

It’s time to eat crow for the hordes of politicians and celebrities who rushed to condemn the Jussie Smollett “hate attack.’’

Some were walking back their words or deleting old tweets this week — while others turned silent — as cops detailed how he allegedly staged the attack on himself:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.)

Jan. 30: “The racist, homophobic attack on @JussieSmollett is an affront to our humanity. No one should be attacked for who they are or whom they love. I pray that Jussie has a speedy recovery & that justice is served. May we all commit to ending this hate once & for all.”

Feb. 18: The tweet was deleted, and her rep said in a statement: “Given the turn in the investigation, we decided to no longer amplify the original accusation.”

Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ):

Jan. 29: “The vicious attack on actor Jussie Smollett was an attempted modern-day lynching. I’m glad he’s safe. To those in Congress who don’t feel the urgency to pass our Anti-Lynching bill designating lynching as a federal hate crime– I urge you to pay attention.”

Feb. 17: “I’m gonna withhold [comment] until all the information actually comes out from on-the-record sources.”

No comment since.

Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.)

Jan. 29: “@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery. This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.”

Feb. 21: Asked about Smollett, she only said, “I love Harlem.’’

Feb. 21: “Like most of you, I’ve seen the reports about Jussie Smollett, and I’m sad, frustrated, and disappointed. When anyone makes false claims to police, it not only diverts resources away from serious investigations but it makes it more difficult for other victims of crimes to come forward.”

The Rev. Al Sharpton

Jan. 30: The attack is a “reminder of the times we live in.”

Feb. 21: “Whoever is wrong should pay the maximum. If Smollett is wrong, he ought to face accountability to the maximum.”

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)

Jan. 30: When TV’s “Entertainment Tonight” reported that Smollett was hospitalized after “a possible homophobic and racially charged attack,’’ she tweeted, “There is no such thing as ‘racially charged.’ This attack was not ‘possibly’ homophobic. It was a racist and homophobic attack. … It is no one’s job to water down or sugar-coat the rise of hate crimes.”

No comment since.

Singer Katy Perry

Jan. 29: “Standing with and sending love to @JussieSmollett today… this is a racist hate crime and is disgusting and shameful to our country.”

She hasn’t walked back that statement.

Actress Olivia Munn

Jan. 29: “Jussie Smollett was violently attacked by two white men who poured bleach on him and put a noose around his neck. He was targeted for being black and for being gay. THIS is why we have to have zero tolerance against homophobia and racism. Jussie’s life matters.”

No comment since. Hasn’t deleted tweet.

Director Rob Reiner

“The horrific attack on Jussie Smollett has no place in a decent human loving society. Homophobia existed before Trump, but there is no question that since he has injected his hatred into the American bloodstream, we are less decent, less human, & less loving. No intolerance! No DT!”

Has since deleted the tweet.

Actor Billy Eichner

Jan. 29: Trump and “all MAGA lunatics” should “burn in hell.’’

The tweet has been deleted.

And yeah, stay fucking shut up

 

DEATH OF A CLOWN

“What’s right is what’s left after you do everything wrong.” —Robin Williams
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I’m sitting here wondering why I feel like crying over the tragic news of Robin Williams’ sudden death.

Stars die every day.

For whatever reason, how he died is unimportant. The fact that he’s gone is crushing news.

I didn’t know him personally. He didn’t know me.

What I do know is that he was born to be a clown. He’d do anything for a laugh. And I loved his schtick.

He was tragically the consummate codependent who converted his personal pain into making others laugh.

Unselfish is the only word I can think of right now.

Rocky roads always come to an end… Some more dramatically than others.

But if we were to measure his life in terms of laughs, then he reached every star, moon, and galaxy.

We will miss you, Mr. Williams, because our favorite clown is gone forever.

Thank you for making our world a better place while you were here.

You will be missed beyond measure.

JONAH HILL PUTS BRIT INTERVIEWER IN HIS PLACE

Superbad-Interview GONE WRONG!

During an interview about his movie, Superbad, this smug British interviewer makes one too many snide remarks and actor Jonah Hill gets pissed.

Jonah really let’s him have it.

Scarlett Johansson stands tall against Israel boycotters

By Benny Avni

One of the sexiest women in America has the PC crowd in a swivel. Scarlett Johansson, you see, is shooting a Super Bowl ad for SodaStream.

scarlettjohanssonHuh?

As it turns out, SodaStream, the Israel-based booming “make your own soda at home” firm, has a plant in the Jerusalem suburb of Maale Edumim — which is on the “wrong” side of the 1949 ceasefire line.

That “green line” lasted for all of 18 years, until the 1967 Six Day War, and every proposed map for Israeli-Palestinian agreement has Maale Edumim on the Israeli side — but Johansson’s critics don’t care.

The global blame-Israel lobby long ago elevated that line to an almost holy status of “border”; anything Israeli beyond it is really, really bad.

Including SodaStream.

Enter the Boycott, Divest and Sanction crowd.

BDS, as it’s known, calls for shunning Israel for all of its perceived sins — and knows it gets its best results when it asks for boycotts of “settlements.”

So Johansson, by agreeing to be SodaStream’s “first global brand ambassador,” became a BDS boogie woman.

The talented actress, mind you, has hinted she may launch a political career. In addition to being named (again) as “Esquire’s Sexy Woman Alive,” she’s an Obama supporter and a perfectly kosher lefty (who, incidentally, was born Jewish).

But instead of answering BDS jeers, she simply said she loves the brand and has used it for years, and that SodaStream’s “commitment to a healthier body and a healthier planet is a perfect fit for me.”

She could also add that SodaStream’s plant in Maale Edumim, one of three in Israel, employs 1,100 workers — mostly West Bank Palestinians, under the same conditions and salaries as Jewish workers. A fourth plant, in southern Israel, will hire mostly Bedouin Arabs, now suffering from high unemployment.

In other words, SodaStream boasts many corporate values admired by the politically correct crowd, but not for Hollywood’s anti-Israelis.

Ever since Vanessa Redgrave famously dedicated her 1977 Oscar acceptance speech to the plight of Palestinians, many entertainers have made a point of singling out the Jewish state for rebuke while ignoring abuses anywhere else.

Stars like Elvis Costello, Annie Lennox and Stevie Wonder canceled shows in Israel. Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters has dedicated his recent life and concerts to bashing Israel, complete with anti-Semitic rants.

Emma Thompson and several other actors recently signed a letter opposing the participation of Israel’s national theater, Habimah, in a British Shakespeare festival (though they evidently have no problem with a Chinese company performing “Richard III.”)

It’s not all bad: Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber and Neil Young will play Tel Aviv this summer. And Lady Gaga, Alicia Keys, Madonna and Bob Dylan have in the past ignored the BDS crowd. (Dylan’s 1983 “Neighborhood Bully” is a perfect sendoff to Israel’s phony critics.)

But consider: In the 1970s, many in Hollywood were rightly puzzled by Redgrave’s admiration for plane hijackers, some quietly wondering whether her outburst wasn’t informed by old-fashioned British anti-Semitism. Today, her take is gradually becoming mainstream in Tinsel town.

Yes, Hollywood was founded by Jews. But it also cherished some particularly odious anti-Semites like Walt Disney (whose Nazi sympathies were airbrushed from Tom Hanks’ recent biopic).

Anyway, the hard Hollywood left is happy to boycott anything having to do with the Jewish state — including Israeli theater companies that systematically bash their government’s policies.

Others are torn, saying they support Israel in principle, but oppose “occupation.” So they’ll boycott anything labeled “settlements.”

In Hollywood, where misguided radical chic hasn’t cost anyone a juicy movie part in half a century, ignoring the anti-Israel catcalls is no easy thing these days. Sticking by Soda Stream in such an environment is admirable.

Scarlett Johansson, it turns out, is much more than a pretty face. Her casual dismissal of the BDS crowd is downright sexy.

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Susan Sarandon’s Bizarre Behavior May Be Linked to Dietary Imbalance

Could Susan Sarandon Be Suffering from a Protein Slurpee overdose? People are wondering why the once sexy, now furrowed Susan Sarandon makes such bizarre remarks. During one of her latest outbursts, she was quoted as saying:

“I’ve got a lot of flak from feminists who feel that I should be supporting Hillary Clinton, but I thought the whole point of feminism is that you’re not supposed to be defined by gender,” she says…

Always busy, Sarandon is about to start work on the romantic period drama The Colossus, but with the presidential election campaign being heatedly contested, she also has bigger things to consider.

“If McCain gets in, it’s going to be very, very dangerous,” she says.

“It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people. If they prove me wrong, I’ll be checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada, I don’t know. We’re at an abyss.”

At first we thought the rapidly aging actress might be suffering from Tourette Syndrome, but later surmised that she’s most likely being affected by some kind of dietary imbalance. She might well be a victim of a condition we call Protein Slurpee Overdose.

We’ve seen this behavior before and have concluded that Susan Sarandon may be imbibing too many Protein Slurpee’s from Tim Robbins’ meat straw!

A friend who lives in Hollyweird tells us Sarandon is rumored to have sampled almost every leading man’s “protein” since Rocky Horror Picture Show. And was a bottom notch Fag Hag between slurps. Wow!

We at TMQ2 would like to advise Sarandon to lay off the juice in order to regain her sanity (assuming she ever had any). And who knows, her furrowed and aging complexion might clear up as well. What a bonus! After all, are we not told that too much of anything is bad for us?

She says she’ll be “…checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada…”

Buh Bye
We say if she doesn’t kick her habit and get help, we’d be glad to help move her sagging, seditious ass anywhere, like the North Pole, or Mars. We really don’t want her here anyway.

Note:
Irrational hatred for Republicans is another classic symptom of Protein Slurpee overdose. The day Sarandon votes for a Republican will signal that she’s on her way to recovery.

Let’s all wish her a slurpee, I mean speedy recovery.