Alexandria Cowfart-Cortez blames migrant crisis on climate change.

Oh no you di-ent!

Wrong again, Cowfart.

That would be the allure of being taken care of for free—or at the expense of American tax dollars, I should say.

And did I just hear you admit there’s a migrant crisis?





From the NYP:

Ocasio-Cortez leaves parade in 17 mpg minivan — blocks from the subway

US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made her getaway [sic] from a St. Patrick’s Day parade in a for-hire minivan on Sunday — despite being just blocks from a Queens subway station.

The leading advocate for the proposed “Green New Deal” hopped into a white Chrysler Town and County with livery plates around 1:20 p.m. after marching just part of the way in the 20th annual “St. Pat’s for All” parade through Sunnyside and Woodside.

The 2016 model of the vehicle gets an average of just 17 mpg in the city on regular gas, according to the US Department of Energy.

Hours earlier, Ocasio-Cortez (D-The Bronx, Queens) defensively tweeted against The Post for exposing her penchant for traveling in gas-guzzling private vehicles instead of using mass transit.

“Living in the world as it is isn’t an argument against working towards a better future,” she claimed.

Ocasio-Cortez and two aides were picked up at 48th Street and Skillman Avenue, less than four blocks from the 7 train’s 46th Street-Bliss Street station.

Her spokesman declined to say where she was going, or why she opted against the subway.

During her winning bid for Congress, Ocasio-Cortez’s campaign spent nearly $30,000 on more than 1,050 rides in Ubers, taxis and other for-hire vehicles, according to filings with the Federal Election Commission.

By contrast, her campaign spent about $12,000 on 53 MetroCards and 18 trips on Amtrak.



It has just come to light that tucked away in the 1,000 page Green New Deal is a clause requiring everyone to change their underwear every half hour.

To make it easier for the EPA to check, they will have to be worn on the outside.


How About Some Apologies

From the NY Post


Jussie Smollett’s celeb supporters are backtracking or staying quiet

It’s time to eat crow for the hordes of politicians and celebrities who rushed to condemn the Jussie Smollett “hate attack.’’

Some were walking back their words or deleting old tweets this week — while others turned silent — as cops detailed how he allegedly staged the attack on himself:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.)

Jan. 30: “The racist, homophobic attack on @JussieSmollett is an affront to our humanity. No one should be attacked for who they are or whom they love. I pray that Jussie has a speedy recovery & that justice is served. May we all commit to ending this hate once & for all.”

Feb. 18: The tweet was deleted, and her rep said in a statement: “Given the turn in the investigation, we decided to no longer amplify the original accusation.”

Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ):

Jan. 29: “The vicious attack on actor Jussie Smollett was an attempted modern-day lynching. I’m glad he’s safe. To those in Congress who don’t feel the urgency to pass our Anti-Lynching bill designating lynching as a federal hate crime– I urge you to pay attention.”

Feb. 17: “I’m gonna withhold [comment] until all the information actually comes out from on-the-record sources.”

No comment since.

Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.)

Jan. 29: “@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery. This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.”

Feb. 21: Asked about Smollett, she only said, “I love Harlem.’’

Feb. 21: “Like most of you, I’ve seen the reports about Jussie Smollett, and I’m sad, frustrated, and disappointed. When anyone makes false claims to police, it not only diverts resources away from serious investigations but it makes it more difficult for other victims of crimes to come forward.”

The Rev. Al Sharpton

Jan. 30: The attack is a “reminder of the times we live in.”

Feb. 21: “Whoever is wrong should pay the maximum. If Smollett is wrong, he ought to face accountability to the maximum.”

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)

Jan. 30: When TV’s “Entertainment Tonight” reported that Smollett was hospitalized after “a possible homophobic and racially charged attack,’’ she tweeted, “There is no such thing as ‘racially charged.’ This attack was not ‘possibly’ homophobic. It was a racist and homophobic attack. … It is no one’s job to water down or sugar-coat the rise of hate crimes.”

No comment since.

Singer Katy Perry

Jan. 29: “Standing with and sending love to @JussieSmollett today… this is a racist hate crime and is disgusting and shameful to our country.”

She hasn’t walked back that statement.

Actress Olivia Munn

Jan. 29: “Jussie Smollett was violently attacked by two white men who poured bleach on him and put a noose around his neck. He was targeted for being black and for being gay. THIS is why we have to have zero tolerance against homophobia and racism. Jussie’s life matters.”

No comment since. Hasn’t deleted tweet.

Director Rob Reiner

“The horrific attack on Jussie Smollett has no place in a decent human loving society. Homophobia existed before Trump, but there is no question that since he has injected his hatred into the American bloodstream, we are less decent, less human, & less loving. No intolerance! No DT!”

Has since deleted the tweet.

Actor Billy Eichner

Jan. 29: Trump and “all MAGA lunatics” should “burn in hell.’’

The tweet has been deleted.

And yeah, stay fucking shut up



Sit back and enjoy this one, it’s hilarious.



Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to put meters on cows’ asses to tax ranchers for methane gas flatulence.


Because she’s concerned about Gorebal Swarming… uh… I mean Global Warming.

Instead, I think we should put meters on Democrats’ mouths (especially hers) to tax them for their hot air and bull-shit.

We could balance the budget in 15-minutes and claim we stopped the fictitious Global Warming.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does, So Don’t Cry For Me, Pelham Parkway

The darling de jure of the media and of the left.

According to the Department of Redundancy Department is none other than:

Alexandria “Evita Peron” Cortez representing New York’s 14th Congressional District.

If you enter A-L-E-X-A on Google search she comes up before, Alexa, Alexander Hamilton and Alexander the Great.

She is all over, as they say, like horse shit.

And ironically her fame and fortune seems to be fueled by good old-fashioned, red-blooded American bullshit.

Does this Congresswoman Barbie ever listen to herself?

Does this ignoramus actually believe the moronic lies and half-truths that come out of her pouty little mouth?

She would be a laughing-stock if she wasn’t such a danger to life as intended by our Founding Fathers.

Milking every media exposure opportunity she can, she has the beitzim to say Republicans are obsessed with her.

The only one obsessed with her is herself.

Doesn’t this imbecile realize that 90% of the attention she garners is based on her looks?

She wouldn’t be getting all the oohs and aahs if she looked like Shirley Chisholm.

Wake up and smell the coffee you Commie pin-up girl.

Put yourself to better use for humanity.

Shut the fuck up and show us your tits.