IRAN, SYRIA, ISRAEL, AND OBAMMY

Iran said if the USA bombs Syria, Iran will bomb Israel.

Maybe we should just bomb Iran.
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More on Iran and Bombing.

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Muslim Societies Are Impotent: Killing Jews Is Islam’s Viagra

Without William Shatner, how would we have gone “where no man has gone before”?

Without President Kennedy, how would we have beaten the Russians to the Moon?

That was no giant leap for Mankind. It was a giant pissing contest. Kennedy wanted to prove America’s dick was bigger than Russia’s. And it worked.

Rockets were our phallic symbols, just as pyramids were the phallic symbols of the pharaohs, and Christmas trees are the phallic symbols of Christians, and neckties are the phallic symbols of businessmen.

We used to build monuments that made others look at and say “wow.” Luckily, in the West, most of us are satisfied when a woman says, “Nice tie.”

Catholics gloat when looking at South America and all those genuflecting Hispanics who would never exist were it not for Spain’s Ferdinand and Isabella’s bankrolling the discovery and plunder of the Americas that allowed Spain to steal gold while spreading the Christianity of her inquisitorial conquistadors.

But that’s not how it works in the backward lands of Islam, where despite all their OPEC-financed wealth, land, Muslims are forever “humiliated” because they’ve never done anything that made others say “wow.” Instead, the entire world yawns when the look at Islam, and says “Big fucking deal.”

While we look at the world with pride, Arabs look at the world with embarrassment. Every rich Arab potentate has done all he could to leave a great monument behind. Instead of building a useful monument for other Muslims or for the world, the oil rich Arabs and Muslim have tried to build their monument on the backs of Jews. But to no avail.

What the Arabs are doing now only hurts the Muslims as it builds the Jewish mystique.

For thousands of years, each culture that suffered from a social form of erectile dysfunction believed there was no bigger turn-on or achievement than the conquest of crushing little Israel. Over and over Jews got screwed as others attempted to get off. The Pharaohs tried to get off. The Popes tried got off. The Nazis tried to get off. And now, the Muslims are trying to get off. Instead of trying to straighten Islamic problems out, Western societies should ship tons of free KY-Jelly to Muslims.

It’s time we told them to keep their hands off little Israel. It’s time they learned to get themselves off.

We Haven’t A Clue About So Much Related to Obama

The Smokescreen: Who Cherry Picked Obama?

If I were a poor boy from Hawaii who made it to Harvard, I’d credit those who helped me get in and who paid my way. He does neither.

We don’t know who cherry picked this kid and turned him into what he is today. One thing is clear, Obama doesn’t want us to know who made him possible
no credit, no attribution, all to what end.

Where’s he going with this? Who benefits? How’s it work?

NPR and friends say we’re crazy for asking.

I know where Ronald Reagan grew up. We know all about Richard Nixon’s childhood. We know about Abe Lincoln and George Washington. We know who paid for the Bush presidents when they went to college and how they got in. We know about all the other presidents. And we know what they and the ones who tried to become president tried to hide.

W disappeared during his National Guard years and he worked hard to cover that up. John Kerry fudged shit about his purple hearts. Gary Hart and Bill Clinton liked getting their dicks stroked. Who doesn’t?

If you want to know where I was born, I know. I have the documents my mother gave me. Including my bris documents.

Do Muslims get something when their foreskin is cut off? Do they have a ceremony? Did anyone go to Obama’s?

I have movies from my bris. You can see the room and the cousins. I have the signature of the rabbi who did the operation. I can tell you everything about all my first years of life. Where we lived when I was born, what room I lived in, about my carriage and playpen, who my pals were, who I knew first, who I played with, about my dog, games, toys, songs, friends, enemies, about the first frogs and fish and snakes and turtles and birds and berries and buds I observed and caught and learned about.

I can bring out a bunch of friends who will corroborate everything, like Kids I went to nursery school with. It’s nothing I would try to hide. Why would I?

And if birthers were giving me a hard time about all this, I would trot my friends out and let the press hammer them so I could put this whole thing behind me.

Obama hasn’t done that. He’s done none of it. Isn’t that peculiar?

Where there’s smoke there’s fire. And here, there’s a huge smokescreen. How come? There’s only one answer I can think of.

The Best Time to Bomb Iran is NOW!

Today is a Perfect Day to Bomb Iran

  • Israel’s tourist season is almost over.
  • The kids are still at home.
  • Ahmadinejad is in a slump.
  • We’re mopping things up in Iraq and getting close to pulling out of Afghanistan.
  • Russia, Saudi Arabia, India, Israel, France, Germany, England, South Korea, Japan and the US are all on board.
  • We’ve got our fleet in the Gulf and we’re ready for war with North Korea.
  • All systems and solutions are go.
  • Why wait?

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran…!

BOMB IRAN NOW!

 

To Whom Should Jews Listen?

… At what point is it okay for Israel and for Jews to fight anti-Semites such as Hamas, Iran, or al Qaeda terrorists? And who are we to listen to? Who should we take advice from? Do we listen to the United Nations, to Obama or to Gandhi?

… Sometimes we shouldn’t listen to anyone of them. You say, but surely some great person, leader or institution ought to have good advice.

… But I say, why must that be so? Here’s proof.

… During World War II, Gandhi penned an open letter to the British people, urging them to surrender to the Nazis. Later, when the extent of the Holocaust was known, he criticized Jews who had tried to escape or fight for their lives as they did in Warsaw and Treblinka. “The Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher’s knife,” he said. “They should have thrown themselves into the sea from cliffs.”

Hamas Defense Against Israelis

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The Antichrist Revealed

Happy Thanksgiving

Wait no longer for the Antichrist, for the Antichrist has come. In II Thessalonians, the Apostle Paul told that the coming of the Messiah would be preceded by the revelation of the Antichrist who would come and sit in the Temple of God posing as God.

Well folks, that’s already happened! Jesus came. He went to the Temple. And thanks to 1.5 billion believers, without a doubt we can say he was the false one, the one who thousands of millions would falsely believe was God, or God’s son, or whatever.

It took almost 2,000 years, but now the believers are beginning to see their mistake. How they twisted the words of the Hebrew Bible to mean something different, and how they turned Jesus into something he wasn’t.

Now we see the “Christ” was actually the Antichrist.

This is good news!

For this news we should all give thanks.

Hence, Thanksgiving.

Thailand Sells More Than Little Girls

Everyone who wants to get laid on vacation for cheap, and everyone who likes little girls knows, Las Vegas is not the place to go.

Thailand is the place to go!

For years, Thai authorities have done everything possible to exploit Thai’s little girls. Squeeze as much cheap sex out of them as is humanly possible. Anything to keep tourists satisfied. After all, Thailand has many people in high places who are very wealthy because of the burgeoning tourist trade.

And yet, this country that obviously has no scruples whatsoever, has just sentenced to death two Israeli’s caught with 23,000 pills that make people happy without destroying families.

If I had a choice, I’d rather take a pill and have fun than fly to Thailand and fuck some poor girls.

But Thai authorities are doing everything they can to make sure the only good time a guy can have is in Thailand on top of a 10-year-old.

Obama Born in Kenya — Confirmed by Ambassador

Kenyan Ambassidor [sic] confirms Obama was born in Kenya

Kenyan Ambassador to the United States, His Excellency Peter Ogego, admitted in this radio interview that Barack Obama was born in Kenya!

When WRIF “Mike In The Morning” Mike Clark (Michigan Radio Talk Show) Co-Host asked if there was going to be a marker where Barack Obama was born in Kenya, the Kenya Ambassador Ogego said his birthplace in Kenya “is already an attraction.”

Next question to Ambassador Ogego was: Will they put up a marker at Obama’s birthplace there? Ogego affirmed: “it’s already well known!”

His Excellency Peter Ogego, Kenyan Ambassador to the United States admitted in this radio interview that Barack Obama was born in Kenya!

Interview “LISTEN TO OUR CALLS TO THE KENYAN EMBASSY ABOUT BARACK OBAMA!:”

LISTEN HERE See minute: 12:39 : http://my.wrif.com/mim/?p=916

CONTACT INFO:

Contact Mike Clark, WRIF Michigan Radio Talk Show Host: mim@wrif.com

Contact Your Congressional Representatives with quick phone call and ask

1) that Obama be investigated to insure he is a natural born citizen eligible to be President
2) ask for Congressional Hearings on this immediately.
Senate switchboard: 202-224-3121. Contact your Representative by e-mail. House switchboard: 202-225-3121 … White House switchboard: 202-456-1414 …

FREE NUMBERS TO CALL 1-800-828-0498 or 1-866-220-0044

http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/politics/contact_congress.aspx

(h/t Israpundit)

Another Definition of Chasing Pavements

Chasing Pavements

When a fat guy eats your ass out during gay sex. It’s called chasing pavements.
Vitale loved chasing pavements with his homo flamer boyfriend Mike. He especially liked the leftover crud. He was a sick ass mofo.

by fuglyfog Oct 29, 2008
from Urban Dictionary