In an effort to not be outdone, Pete Buttigieg has given himself a catchy new nickname just as Francis “Beto” O’Rourke once did.

From now on, Penis Pete, as he was previously called, wants to be referred to as “Sodo”, which is short for, you know, Sodomite.

Please support Sodo and celebrate diversity by referring to him by his new, self-induced nickname.

And there’s more.

Sodo has also just introduced a new design for Levis denim jeans.

“They will be identical to Levis’ various styles with the exception of having the zipper installed in the rear for ‘easy access'”, Sodo explained.

Sodo soundly believes these two dynamic concepts will help catapult him into the presidency this November.

Congratulations, Mr. Sodo Buttigieg.

Whatever you do, don’t leave your barn door open!

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