MY KIND OF LIBERAL

For years I have pissed people off and weaponized my smugness with a very simple answer to an otherwise complex question.

Anytime, anywhere, anyone has the wherewithal to ask me what my political standing is, I reply thusly,

“I AM AN EXTREMELY PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL EXCEPT FOR ANY ISSUE THAT AFFECTS ME PERSONALLY”

The conservatives piss their pants laughing and the liberals turn purple in rage.

Well it seems I’m in good stead.

All I can say mate is for a Harvard law professor, Alan Dershowitz sure has shit for brains.

Wake up and smell the cholent you lokhshon kup.

When are you going to screw your head back on properly?

Just walk the fuck away,

They don’t want you on their team Jew-boy.

There’s nothing dumber than a Jew who just doesn’t get it.

Am Yisroel chai and Donald Trump, as my bubbeh would say, biz a hundert und tzvantzig.

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