THE DOPE FROM PARK SLOPE MAKES 24

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio just threw his hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential election. He’s the 24th Democrat to announce his intentions to run.

He started by spewing anti-Trump hyperbole, promising us that he’ll be a much better president than Trump.

Yeah, that’s the ticket. This clown can’t even manage NYC, much less the free world.

His last two speeches drew whopping audiences of 9 and 23 respectively. Hee Haw!

What is it with Democrats since 2016? They’ve been off-the-chart loony over Trump’s flogging of Hillary and keep adding more insult to their own injury, but you have to hand it to them, they’re always in lock step with each other on every platform.

Here’s the list of all announced candidates and their platforms so far. Half of them I’ve never heard of:

Democrat/Independent

  1. Michael Bennet, Platform: I hate Trump!
  2. Joe Biden, Platform: I hate Trump!
  3. Cory Booker, Platform: I hate Trump!
  4. Steve Bullock, Platform: I hate Trump!
  5. Pete Buttigieg, Platform: I hate Trump!
  6. Julián Castro, Platform: I hate Trump!
  7. John Delaney, Platform: I hate Trump!
  8. Tulsi Gabbard, Platform: I hate Trump!
  9. Kirsten Gillibrand, Platform: I hate Trump!
  10. Mike Gravel, Platform: I hate Trump!
  11. Kamala Harris, Platform: I hate Trump!
  12. John Hickenlooper, Platform: I hate Trump!
  13. Jay Inslee, Platform: I hate Trump!
  14. Amy Klobuchar, Platform: I hate Trump!
  15. Wayne Messam, Platform: I hate Trump!
  16. Seth Moulton, Platform: I hate Trump!
  17. Beto O’Rourke, Platform: I hate Trump!
  18. Tim Ryan, Platform: I hate Trump!
  19. Bernie Sanders, Platform: I hate Trump!
  20. Eric Swalwell, Platform: I hate Trump!
  21. Elizabeth Warren, Platform: I hate Trump!
  22. Marianne Williamson, Platform: I hate Trump!
  23. Andrew Yang, Platform: I hate Trump!
  24. Bill de Blasio, Platform: I hate Trump!

Republican

  1. Bill Weld, Platform: I’m better than Trump!
  2. Donald Trump, Platform: Make America Great Again & Keep America Great (and he’s doing just that)!

Not one of the other candidates stands a chance of defeating Trump. He will win again and every other candidate listed is wasting donors’ money.

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