We believe in love and we love to hate whoever we so choose.
We want peace so much we will physically attack you if you don’t want peace as much as we do.
We won’t let anyone discriminate against immigrants, and won’t discriminate between productive law-abiding immigrants and those who come here illegally, commit crimes or sponge off the system.
We tolerate all except whoever disagrees with us.
We believe that the super rich, the rich, and the upper middle class made their money unethically if not illegally and need to have their wealth redistributed unless they are athletes, musicians, actors, academics, or leftist politicians.
Our right to free speech gives us the right to silence opposing opinions.
We oppose any oppression of Palestinians except those cases that can’t be blamed on Israel only a racist would call that anti-Semitic.
We are the most equal animals on the farm.
We used to be called Communists but now we are called Democrats, and are making the world safe for douchebags, assholes and lowlifes everywhere.