If you know anything about Pakistani porn or vaginas then you are quite familiar with my newly nascent opinion of “journalists”
Until there is a reformation, restoration and reconstruction in this industry on the magnitude of what is required of Islam, the scare quotes are justified.
In this day and age of “news” being entertainment and the only news that matters is what pertains to entertainers, forever may the two be conflated, we here at TMQ2 proudly salute,
TED BAXTER: AN AMERICAN HERO
Some little known facts about Ted;
When he asked out the prom queen she shot him down.
His favorite TV show as a kid was Whirlybirds.
He encouraged his daughter to get naked and have public sex for Lena Dunham so he wouldn’t be thought of as a helicopter parent.
He was the inspiration and role model for TV heart-throb Brian Williams.
Brian, in case you haven’t heard, has just been awarded an official TMQ2 invitation to:
SHUT THE FUCK UP