Libtards create holidays in their assault on productivity.
Nowadays if you don’t take off from work to get drunk on Cinco de Mayo or take off to hug a tree on Earth Day you are a racist hater or toxic pollution.
What I just learned yesterday is that Cinco de Mayo was invented by Leon Trotsky during his Mexican exile, in celebration of Karl Marx’s birthday, and Earth Day is April 22 because it Vladmir Lenin’s birthday.
I propose – Close all the bars on May 5 by executive order and on April 22 make sure there are plenty of NASCAR, Indy Car, stock car, motor cross, and demolition derby events for everyone enjoy.
Save a tree – eat some beaver.