When a Fly Falls Into a Cup of Coffee—Oy Vey!:

The Italian throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly, since it came with no extra charge.

The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act to the UN as an act of aggression, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee-house where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese, German and Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of tea to the Palestinian.


Hat tip to Lawrence of Bessarabia (a.k.a. LoB)

3 thoughts on “A FLY IN YOUR COFFEE

  1. This is what I’d do:

    Drink the coffee—fly and all—then have several more cups, again with flies in them. Then I’d eat the cups and eat the coffee pot while it was still hot and still plugged in. Next, I’d beat the shit out of the Dago, the Kraut, the Frog, the Chink, and the Sputnik, just because I can.

    As for the Palestinian, I’d pop his eyeballs out and skull fuck him, rip his head off and shit down his windpipe, then toss his headless carcass into a hog slop trough.

    All the while, I’d take care of the aforementioned shit birds and give money to the Israeli to work on his fly filter device.

    But that’s just me.


  2. Yeah. Places like the hoosegow. Maybe I’ll get lucky and they’ll send me to GTMO where I could have the “enemy combatants” help me write for the blog. You know, get a fresh perspective to keep the blog fair and balanced because the spin stops here.


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