I like the hybrid holiday titles. This might be the way to let all the poor Jews in the world convert to Christianity… wait… what I meant to say was this might be the way to have Christians convert to Judaism. Yeah, that’s definitely the ticket.
Okay. From this day forward, Lawrence of Bessarabia has absolute power (kinda like Obama) to declare all holidays in America in any way he likes. Hybrids, deletions, and embracement (is that a word) of all religions are under his power.