I saw in a newspaper yesterday that Daniel Ortega said the world financial crisis is proof that God is punishing the United States.
Isn’t that special?
Daniel Ortega, you red-assed baboon, lying commie rat bastard, motherfucking piece of shit. Who the fuck are you to speak for God?
I thought you commies don’t believe in God. Now you’re one of his prophets?
If the US is being punished, then you will make sure all of your companeros and amigos in Nicarfuckingagua will stay the fuck out of el Norte, right?
Maybe Nicarfuckingagua gets all those earthquakes because God is punishing it for you being such a thieving commie fuck-face.
Why don’t you do something more useful with your mouth, like sucking on Hugo Chavez’s pino pequeño?
Otherwise we invite you to…
SHUT THE FUCK UP!