1.) A TMQ2 Wedding
Word-Drum is finally married. In a special sadomasochistic ceremony held in San Francisco, he wed comedienne Sarah Silverman. After screaming their vows at each other, they thanked the Rabbi and then slapped each other to end the ceremony.
All cried, especially LoB.
2.) Obama to Play a Jew
If Obama loses the election, he has been offered the role of Sammy Davis Jr. in an upcoming film by Spike Lee. They will use actual tracks of Davis singing and dancing so Obama just has to look the part. Like Madonna, at one point Barry had to decide (for Madonna, it was to be an actress or a “musician.”) be an actor or a politician. Now Barack can be as liberal as he likes, he’s going to Hollywood.
3.) Vegetable Oil to be Replaced in Ten Years
Obama promises to end our dependence on vegetable oil and replace it with a new cooking substance to be developed by the government. He will spend 100 billion on R&D. That makes projected taxes under Obama 98-per cent of income. Many will have to work three extra months each year to keep up with their tax bill. Michelle did warn us. She said we will have to change for Barack. But I won’t have to. Like millions of Americans who don’t pay taxes, I will continue to work as little as possible.
Mazel tov.
Now Shake yer booty
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If she orders me to, otherwise I can’t.
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A tip from one player to another, whisper my name in her ear. It’s an aphrodisiac. Sends them over the edge multiple times, every time.
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I’m not a player anymore, just a role-player.
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On another note related to #2 above, Obama has been moonlighting over at the DIY network under the alias of Ahmed Hassan.
Good thing he has a Plan “B”.
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Yes. B for bend over.
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or B movie. Famous for being famous, he will get a very exclusive movie contract to star in his life story. Changing his name to “The Audacity” he will play no other roles. Living off his two autobiographies and a film based on his life, all that’s left is a documentary about the making of the movie about his life. Working title of the movie: “Not Too Black For Oprah”
(The Barack Obama Drama)
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All that, Global Warming Part 2, and getting fat.
The MsM liberal TV actually referred to him today as the “brown John Kennedy.”
If he wants to earn that title, he’d better hurry up and join the Navy, become a war hero, learn how to bootleg liquor, do business deals with the mob (Teamsters), and dump that angry cunt he calls a wife and marry some blue blooded liberal cunt.
He’s getting browner by the minute with all this lying and mud slinging lately. His “never going negative” campaign has gone more negative than I’ve ever seen. He can wash the mud from his face, but he’ll still be a high yellow red-bone malado brown. This is what he hates about himself. He sees it as a double Jeopardy curse.
I view him as a well spoken empty vessel and hate whitey racist.
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