Pee-Wee HermanWhy would a Jew use this Muslim phrase? Is Pee Wee Herman a Muslim convert? One might be led to think so given his bandying of the Muslim phrase “Mecca Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho.”

This term is specifically used to signal that a Muslim circle jerk is about to begin. It literally means to get high with your hookah and face Mecca while poking your Muslim buddy in his hiney ho.

Almost as popular as the phrase “Allahu Akbar!”, the phrase “Mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho” has penetrated into the deepest recesses of repressed Muslim sexual culture. And when I say deep, I mean deep!

It is rumored that Osama bin Laden himself is/was a frequent viewer of the actor Paul Reubens’ Pee-Wee’s Playhouse on Saturday mornings where he’d religiously poke the “Doctor of Love“, Dr. Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri, in his crusty hiney ho. Although they reportedly switch rolls depending on whether the moon was waxing or waning. Little do they know, it matters not whether one is pitching or catching because it’s all baseball.

But why would the character Pee-Wee use this term in nearly every episode of the popular children’s show? This is the same actor caught spanking his monkey in a public porn movie house. It’s all such a mystery.

OBL supposedly even had bootleg CDs of the show played on the wall of his cave so all the muji-has-beens could yank their doodles while fantasizing about ramming their hams in Pee-Wee’s six o’clock, if you know what I mean.

Mohamhead would be so proud!