Ever wonder how Jews think?
I hope this guy isn’t Jewish. Then we read on relieved, “Morrestown Officer Robert Melia Jr. has been accused of cruelty to animals–specifically, cows with which he allegedly had sex in 2006.” The story continues, but we move on, glad to read yet another pervert isn’t Jewish.
Then we read about Wesley Snipes the tax cheat who was sentenced to three years in the slammer for being greedy about being unbelievably rich. Making tons of money wasn’t good enough for him. He had to steal from us too by not paying his taxes. Well, Snipes isn’t Jewish and that’s a good thing. But all these idiots went on the record for Snipes trying to keep him out of the slammer. Who would do that, besides some other greedy overpaid movie star. The guys who wrote letters on his behalf were Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson. Again, we’re safe.
Then we read about Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s pastor, of accusing the American Government of “filling Black neighborhoods with drugs.” Paranoid delusions like this are things we’ve come to expect from certain corners of the Black and Muslim communities. Again, thank goodness this Reverend isn’t a Rabbi.
Then we read about the next guy to get sentenced for his involvement in the Oil-for-food scam the United Nations had going with Iraq. This time we read that “Manhattan federal Judge Denny Chin sentensed Samir Vincent, 67, to probation for taking $310,000 cash and $1.9 million in profits from oil in exchange for lobbying high-ranking US officials to lighten sanctions on Iraq.” And we’re happy to see the idiot judge who instead of giving Vincent the 6.5 years he faced, he only gave him probation. What a joke. And of course we’re happy this crooked lobbyist isn’t Jewish.
Then we read that a New York-based house of worship was moving hundreds of dead people around to make profits on the land where those dead people had previously been stored. Usually, such storage places are called cemeteries and the graves of the dead are sacrosanct. But not with this 109-year-old United Methodist Church in Bay Ridge. It’s under contract to sell the church for almost $10 million dollars, so they planned on clearing out all the dead people in the crypts too. After all, money is money. This isn’t the first time this Church pulled the plug on its dead to make some moolah. The last time the Church uprooted its dead, it failed to assign the remains individual markers and instead threw all the bones in one crypt. Needless-to-say, this wasn’t a Jewish congregation.
Then we read about an artist who starved a dog to death before spectators as part of his art installation. When we read artist is Nicaraguan, Guillermo Vargas, Jews sigh with relief.
What’s even weirder is when we read how proud some Muslims are when their coreligionist or co-nationalists detonate themselves in a public place or when their relatives have chopped off someones head or killed a sister because she was supposedly doing something personal with her boyfriend.
With us, the Governor of New York gets caught with his pants down and we’re glad he resigns and goes into hiding. With the Catholics, the Bishops are caught in a web of lies protecting priests far-and-wide from prosecution for years of rape, and then the Pope comes to town and 60,000 Catholics go to Yankee Stadium for free to see the Holy Father. Meanwhile Jews quietly sigh gratefully that the Pope isn’t Jewish.