It has come to my attention in reviewing our past publications that an entire genre of populace has managed to escape our equal opportunity offense.
We’ve never taken a class of people to task for injustices and acts of inhumanity equalling those of Moslem extremists and the Vatican. I wondered, who the fuck are they to skate off our radar?
I’m talking about White Anglo Saxon Protestants, or WASPs.
Their victims include American Indians, Blacks, Jews, Catholics and anyone else who isn’t one of them. These are the folks who invented the Ku Klux Klan, Salem witch trials, and such.
It’s very rare that you hear WASP jokes so I have included some for your enjoyment. However, if you are a WASP, you won’t get them. For me that’s the best part.
A Lutheran tries on a suit in a clothing store and likes how it looks.
“How much?” he asks the salesman.
“I’ll take it.”
Four Episcopilian women are having lunch in a restaurant.
The waiter asks, “Is everything alright?”
They reply in unison, “Yes.”
Two Presbyterians pass each other in the street.
One asks, “How’s business?”
“Good” he answers and they go on their way.
A Baptist fellow calls his mother.
“Mom, I know I said I would stop by for dinner tonight but some things came up and I won’t be able to make it.”
She says, “OK”