Ann Coulter: Pull the Hairplug on This Guy

If Sarah Palin had made just one of the wildly inaccurate statements smugly uttered by Sen. Joe Biden in last week’s vice presidential debate, there would have been 3-inch headlines in newspapers across America. (I can almost hear Katie Couric asking me, “Which newspapers?”)

These weren’t insignificant errors, such as when Biden said, “Look, all you have to do is go down Union Street with me in Wilmington or go to Katie’s restaurant or walk into Home Depot with me where I spend a lot of time, and you ask anybody in there whether or not the economic and foreign policy of this administration has made them better off in the last eight years.”

It turns out that Katie’s restaurant, where Biden gets his feel for the average American, closed 20 years ago. The only evidence that he spends any time in Home Depot is that it appears that a pipe wrench fell on his head one too many times.

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Ann Coulter: The Best Man Turned Out to Be a Woman

John McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska, as his running mate finally gave Republicans a reason to vote for him — a reason, that is, other than B. Hussein Obama.

The media are hopping mad about McCain’s vice presidential selection, but they’re really furious over at MSNBC. After drawing “Keith + Obama” hearts on their denim notebooks, Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews stayed up all night last Thursday, writing jokes about Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, the presumed vice presidential pick. Now they can’t use any of them.

So the media are taking it out on our brave Sarah and her 17-year-old daughter.

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Sarah Palin Naked — The Perfect Veep

Fuck the issues. Palin gets my vote.

I’m tired of seeing Hillary’s fat ass, Nancy Pelosi’s wrinkled mug, and all the other fugly (fucking ugly) political bitches on TV.

Palin is just what we need. Ann Coulter was getting spread too thin. She has pazazz, looks, and a huge brain, but needed some help fighting liberals and Dems. Now she’s got it.

Sarah Palin -- Veep Candidate (Not the Nudie)

Note: These nudes are fake pics of Palin put out by some left-wing asshole. We just thought we’d diffuse the lie while showing some skin at the same time. After all, sex sells, right?

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Sarah Palin!

Tears of joy this morning…started when Sarah Palin reminded me that both she and John McCain have children who have volunteered to serve their country. What a contrast it was to last night’s speech from Bill Ayres’ friend and the protégée of Frank Marshall Davis (CPUSA), Saul Alinsky and Jeremiah Wright.

Sarah Palin outclasses Hillary too. She will help carry McCain to victory and that means America won’t be changed to a hopeless Marxist state, the vision of Barack Hussein Obama. After the darkness of Denver, it’s morning in America once again.

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Jimmy Carter Lost, Mondale Lost, Ferraro Lost, Zaccaro Lost

Don’t Forget 1984

John Zaccaro is the husband of the United States Democratic Party 1984 Vice Presidential nominee, Rep Geraldine Anne Ferraro (D-NY). He makes a ton of money in real estate. But it was revealed when his wife was running for veep that he didn’t pay his taxes. As a result, he became the center of controversy. People legitimately felt the revelation reflected poorly on the Democratic Party’s ability to properly vet people, it reflected poorly on Mondale’s judgment, it reflected poorly on Ferraro who tried to make America believe she had no idea what was going on in her family with regard to taxes. Most of us, especially people in the U.S. Congress, know there’s a little thing we have to take care of, and it’s called taxes. As a result, we didn’t believe her. Plus, we didn’t like her. And on top of that, we didn’t like Mondale either. And we didn’t like Jimmy Carter. But we did like Ronald Reagan.

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Vice Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton?

In a conference call with members of the New York congressional delegation this afternoon, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said she’d be willing to consider a spot on Sen. Barack Obama’s ticket, if it’s offered to her.

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