To our Jewish readers we wish you a sweet and happy Passover.
For our Christian friends we wish you a happy Feast of the Lord.
Come on you Christians, can’t you just call it Passover also?
And for our Muslim readers, this comemorates the Jews coming out ahead of the Egyptians, and you should have learned your lesson then.
But those Egyptians couldn’t have been Muslim if they lived 2,000 years before Mohammed.
And speaking of Passover, nothing warmed the cockles of my heart, (and believe me I like my cockles warm) more than yesterday’s front page NY Times photo and story about the Obama White House traditional Passover Seder.
My first reaction was, holy shit, Passover isn’t for another day and a half. Obama can time travel.
Then I realized it was last year’s seder.
Which made me think,
“Why is an event that happened a year ago front page news?
Why wasn’t it on the front page last year?”
Could it be that Mr. Obfuscation is actually Mr. Obvious.
Last year The One hadn’t yet had to proven himself to be the repugnant unrepentant anti-Semite that he his.
A year ago, Jewish Democrats weren’t lining up to desert the party line or turn off the cash spigot. Not that enough enough them are doing so.
As an aside the Jews who remain loyal to the Democrat Party may just be out to remove themselves from the gene pool, which they will ultimately accomplish.
Are we too stupid to not see this mockery as a shallow and meaningless atempt at damage control over the backlash to Obama’s backhanding Netanyahu and bending over backwards for the Iranians?
But then again if Obama wants to celebrate Passover we owe to him to make sure he does it correctly and not turn it into some liberation theology celebration of Marxism freeing black Africans from slavery.
That’s why I will personally leave now so before sundown I can be in D.C. to smear the door posts of the White House with lamb’s blood.
And Mr. President, tonight when the Haggadah is read, when they get to the part about the wicked son, stand up and take a bow.
And when everyone sings -
NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM
Blow it out your ass.
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