Obama was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, ‘I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’
She replied, ‘$200.’
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead.
Her reply was,
‘Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes
My panties as low as my wages,
Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,
And keep it rising like the price of gas,
Keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and
Screw me the way you have screwed this nation,
Then you can have it for free, like the immigrants.’
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Note from the Marshal - I feel it only prudent to add a disclaimer to the above. Specifically that the above described activity is a purely fictitious event. This fictitious event has been created for the exclusive purpose of providing commentary in the form of sarcasm over the current Administration’s domestic policies. In no way should the above be construed as an actual occurrence, intentionally implied or otherwise, of our current President’s past, present or future activities. After all, it is common knowledge that Barry’s sexual preferences are not toward the female gender…at least not the human female gender anyway… and we at TMQ2 would not want to besmirch the character of any of the current fine and upstanding members of our nation’s prostitution industry by implying any relationship, business or otherwise, with the current usurper to the office of POTUS.
MI
