Catholic Clergy Cheer as Pope Benedict XVI Blows Hard
Pope Gives Blow-Job in White House
Pope Benedict XVI (aka Sixteen Dicks) is no fool. He waited until his birthday to come to America, knowing the press would eat up his sweet sixteen, and play down all the hanky-panky that the Church is now famous for.
It used to be a well-kept secret, when homosexuality and out-of-the-ordinary sexual practices weren’t openly talked about. The Church expertly kept it that way. Knowing, if people were afraid to talk about boners and blow-jobs and hummers, then the wiley ways of altar boys, nuns, priests, cardinals, bishops and popes would always be kept quiet.
Sure, there was always talk, but without full-blown investigations, lies would always win.
Then America changed the rules of the game. (more…)