TMQ2′s Musicians
In case you want more information about TMQ2′s writers, about our privates, our private lives, who we really are…
TMQ2 is the greatest rock band of the blogosphere. We started in the 1950s and really hit our stride in the 60s. There were a few changes along the way, post notably in the percussion section.
Our voices are beautiful.
We write the words that make the young girls cry. Especially the very young girls.
Lance is the baby-faced cutie pie. Girls drool all over him. Especially the ones who drive expensive red cars.
Shlomo’s loves getting naked for our album covers. His girlfriends are slanty-eyed and talentless women who scream and call it art. Naked dancing is art, not all that screaming shit.
Lawrence of Bessarabia is normally very level-headed, but he gets so confused whenever he tastes girls’ Cherry Chapstick. Hope his boyfriends don’t mind it.
Word-Drum, our newest member, constitutes our percussion section.
When we’re not on the road promoting ourselves, our long hiar and our unconventional lifestyles, we return to our home base where we all live in a yellow submarine.
