Lance Gets a New Hat

After many references and posts about the Papal Penis Hats (Papal Tiaras), I decided to find a hat or cap which reflects my personality and love for aviation (yes, I’m a pilot).

See:

• The Pope Needs to Flush Out His Penis Hat
• Will the Real Pope Please Stand Up (or Remove His Penis Hat)

The following are examples of the Papal Penis Hats:
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Well here is mine:

Pretty snazzy, don’tcha think?

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Remembering Kristallnacht 70 Years Later

Kristallnacht: We Remember

On November 9 and 10, we mark the seventieth anniversary of Kristallnacht, the “night of broken glass.”

Rampaging mobs, spurred by the Nazi leadership, attacked Jewish targets throughout Germany and Austria.

The damage was immense. Hundreds of synagogues were burned to the ground. Thousands of Jewish-owned businesses were ransacked. Nearly 100 Jews were murdered in cold blood. And tens of thousands of Jews were arrested and deported to Buchenwald, Dachau, and other concentration camps.

Their crime? They were Jews. It was as simple as that. Observant or atheist, Zionist or anti-Zionist, bourgeois or socialist, they were all subject to the same fate.

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Christians on Abortion

We know how obstinate the papacy is when it comes to its doctrinaire teachings. Almost as obstinate as the Muslim theocracy (= theocrazy).

Don’t get me going on Christians and stem-cells or Christians and abortion. Theocracy = Idiocy. I see, I see, but not the papacy. The papacy can’t see. The Holy See is blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another runner in the night…

What really gets me is how great the Vatican’s library is, how full its archives, and how little it lets out, and how few are granted access and given permission to conduct research inside those hallowed halls.

For instance, given the Vatican’s high and mighty preachings about the sacrosanct human egg, and how one must never kill a zygote (a fertilized egg) much less an embryo, consider how invaluable it would be to read all the Vatican’s records on whether it is a sin or not to murder a Jew and whether killing a Jewish child is a holier act than killing a Jewish woman or man?

Why won’t the popes let us read what the infallible popes had to say about such things?

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Where Are Jimmy Carter and the Pope?

Where’s the United Nations? Where’s Hamas, Hezbollah and Ahmadinejad?

The death toll from the tropical cyclone that slammed into Myanmar three days ago rose to 10,000, according to the military government, making the storm Southeast Asia’s deadliest natural disaster since the 2004 tsunami, and still no one has blamed Israel or God or George Bush.

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Pope Deeply Ashamed About Butt-F**kers

I can commiserate with the Pope.

Were I he, I too would feel deeply ashamed about the way the Church has handled their sex-crazed pervert priests. But that’s not what he’s ashamed about. He’s just ashamed word got out. He’s ashamed we know the Church’s dirty little secrets. And he’s ashamed about all the other dirty little secrets the Church is keeping under lock and key, but of course he won’t tell us what those secrets are.

Did the Pope come to America immediately and as head of the Church take full responsibility? No freaking way. He dilly-dallied and only when he was good and ready did he open his mouth and speak about the issue. And when he finally spoke about the issue:

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Mah Nishtanah?

History and Memory

We Jews were commanded to remember. That’s why we are the most historically minded people with the longest and most tenacious memories.

Writing things down was just part of the process. During each generation we read and reread and study with others and learn and think about what history tells us. Each time we reread the old lines they mean more to us because we’re older, wiser and more experienced. Whether one believes in God or not, we remember what we wrote down and how later generations interpreted all the memories they retained. I’ll outline a few of the basics.

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Pope Meets With Sex Clergy and Cops a Feel

Pope meets with victims of clergy sex abuse

WASHINGTON – Pope Benedict XVI, after urging bishops, priests and parishioners to heal the wounds caused by the clergy sex abuse scandal, talked and prayed privately with survivors Thursday in what was believed to be a first-ever meeting between a pontiff and abuse victims.

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Pope Blow-Job Photo

Catholic Clergy Cheer as Pope Benedict XVI Blows Hard

Pope Gives Blow-Job in White House

Pope Benedict XVI (aka Sixteen Dicks) is no fool. He waited until his birthday to come to America, knowing the press would eat up his sweet sixteen, and play down all the hanky-panky that the Church is now famous for.

It used to be a well-kept secret, when homosexuality and out-of-the-ordinary sexual practices weren’t openly talked about. The Church expertly kept it that way. Knowing, if people were afraid to talk about boners and blow-jobs and hummers, then the wiley ways of altar boys, nuns, priests, cardinals, bishops and popes would always be kept quiet.

Sure, there was always talk, but without full-blown investigations, lies would always win.

Then America changed the rules of the game.

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AllahPundit (a.k.a. AllahPussy) is High on Hubris, Low on Esprit de Corps

It’s really very simple…

Update 9/21/08: Esprit de corps means the morale of a group. In this case, I’m using it to show how Hot Air’s AllahPundit (Allahpussy) has no real connection and lends no real help to our military or National morale since he has zero military experience. Instead, he rattles on like an expert even though he has no idea what he’s writing about. He attacks those he should be backing because he actually believes he knows more than those of us who have been combat soldiers. Thus, his hubris far outweighs his actual knowledge on this and many other subjects. Just ask yourself, How many combat veterans work at Hot Air? I rest my case. This self-proclaimed intellectual blogger is a fraud, period. And reporters or visitors to war zones still have no idea what war and being a soldier is really like. They would love for you to believe this, but it just is not true. (End of update)

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When one’s hubrity reaches the point where one attacks and attempts to eat one’s own kind, then one’s days are absolutely numbered, especially when one’s prey is mightier than he. One’s beta pride is complete and the chickens then come home to roost.

Think of a shooting star that ultimately burns out after a brief flash across the night sky. While perceptible for a short time, it ultimately fizzles out.

A hubris-filled dolt who recklessly makes enemies with soldiers and veterans who are clearly on their same side is a fool. Unfortunately, the only cure for this chronic level of hubris is failure.

hu·bris | noun

Definition:
1. pride: excessive pride or arrogance.
2. excessive ambition: the excessive pride and ambition that usually leads to the downfall of a hero in classical tragedy [or a blogger, like AllahPundit].

Sadly, hubris manifests itself as both deafness and blindness to the afflicted. Nothing can speak to it. It’s as insidious as crack cocaine or heroin…or liberalism. It robs its victim of rationality and nothing can communicate through it. They eventually become trolls, spewing nothing but hot air (pun intended).

Alas, we at TMQ2 must remain behind our nom de plumes in order to keep working toward the greater good. It’s one of the bittersweet elements soldiers and former soldiers must bear. We’re definitely the kind of folks AllahPundit would want to know (perhaps even need to know) if rational thought were available to him. Unfortunately, it has clearly slipped past him like a fart in the wind. We could have offered him such great nuggets along the way because we’re so “hooked up.”

Another hubris-intoxicated blogger made this same mistake with us. We try not to be overly disappointed with these simpletons. After all, they are civilians and not necessarily privy to things the real players in war are privy to. Proxy warriors (Chickenhawks) have serious limitations, do they not?

TMQ2 is our lark, not our day job, and we couldn’t care less about being famous. Truth be told, we avoid it.

And as much as I hate resorting to the use of pejoratives, sometimes they are both necessary and timely. In this particular case, I express a fact when I say, AllahPundit is a pussy.

If I didn’t know better, I’d think he was a registered Daily Kos kid working as a double agent. While we’re on the right side of things, he’s on the wrong side…perhaps even a closet liberal. Gasp!

Maybe we’ll purchase one of those Papal penis hats, the kind popes are so fond(ling) of, and dispatch it to Hot Air as headgear for AllahPussy. From the myriad of hats in the world, this one would be absolutely apropos as his personal Jimmy Hat — size small.

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