Lance Gets a New Hat

After many references and posts about the Papal Penis Hats (Papal Tiaras), I decided to find a hat or cap which reflects my personality and love for aviation (yes, I’m a pilot).

See:

• The Pope Needs to Flush Out His Penis Hat
• Will the Real Pope Please Stand Up (or Remove His Penis Hat)

The following are examples of the Papal Penis Hats:
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Well here is mine:

Pretty snazzy, don’tcha think?

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Obama’s a Pecker-Head

(The following is a redeux of “Obama’s Penis” posted here March 15, 2008.)

Walter Mondale was ahead of his time when he asked his prescient question, “Where’s the beef?”

Until now, we thought we were choosing presidents based on height. That’s because the tallest ones keep getting elected.

Meanwhile, in Ancient Rome they used to fill ministerial positions by who had what beneath his toga. That’s right, Roman ministers were chosen based on the length of their penises. Girth may have figured into the calculations as well, I can’t say for sure.

Although I sent my research staff to the Library of Congress to gather more information on this topic, because they were so immersed in the subject, they failed to return on time to include their findings in this article.

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Right-Wing Blog on the Left?

How can it be? Is there such a thing as a right-wing blog that’s way over on the left?

I ask because after being silent for way too long, it’s happened one too many times for me to continue to maintain my silence. The most recent time it happened was while reading JJG Journal, something I feel it’s safe to say is a liberal blog. The article in this liberal blog that I was reading was entitled “Obama a ‘leftist’?”

The author wrote, “Had a little time on my hands this morning and scanned some right-wing blogs.” Underneath he provided a list and about the 5th one down was TMQ2. The author went on to say that he was surprised to find “the consensus on the right fringe seems the be that Barack Obama is some kind of leftist. Huh? Can think of two explanations for this lack of fact-based thinking.” And then he listed his reasons Obama isn’t a leftist.

I don’t really care how far off track JJG Journal or any other blog is when it defines whatever it’s writing about. But considering TMQ2 is often referred to as a “right-wing” blog, and because the JJG Journal author is so proud of his “fact-based thinking,” I just wanted to point out a few items about this so-called right-wing blog:

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Sometimes a Crucifix is Just a Crucifix

When You’re a Jet You’re a Jet

Call it the subconscious, the unconscious, either way we aren’t very aware of our cognition. Before the advent of consciousness, all thinking was unconscious. Now we have have something we call consciousness, something we used to say made us different from all the animals. Meanwhile, many of the smartest people don’t have a clue about what really makes them think the way they think.

Take the Crucifix, if you will. That cross. The emblem embedded in everyone’s mind that screams of Christianity. Ever wonder why the logo stuck? Why it works so well? It’s like a necktie. Ever wonder why men look good in a shirt and tie and women don’t?

It all comes down to the package. Call it what you want. I’m speaking of the male equivalent of the female’s pudenda. Scrotum and penis together with a head on it, that’s a man in a necktie.

Or, when a priest has a big cross around his neck, that’s the Christian necktie, by any other name it’s still the old schlong and nut sack.

Why do I mention these things together and now? Because that’s what my unconscious was thinking about when I decided to post the following about Leonard Bernstein’s “West Side Story.”

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Schlong-Breath Catholic Dickhead (aka David Levine or David Durden) is an Anti-American Bigmouth Liberal With a Tiny Penis (But Gives ‘Good Blows’)

First this creep leaves comments under the pseudonym Schlong-Breath Catholic Dickhead, then, when we refuse to delete his bigoted and bizarre comments, he threatens to sue us. Then he emails us claiming to be a lawyer and is about to sue us using the name David Levine. Now he writes an article at Myspace.com under the name David Durden. What a dipshit. But he does lie just like lawyers do, so he might even be a dime-store lawyer, you know, those guys who chase ambulances or pretend to be entertainment lawyers.

Read his crybaby sputum at Myspace.com: PLEASE READ: Anti-Islamic Fascism on the Internet.

If you ever need to hire a lawyer, don’t hire this fresh-out-of-law-school liberal creep. He doesn’t even have a pair of balls.

But I hear he gives “good blows”: dave@nevermorerecordings.com.

LOL

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Obama’s Penis

Walter Mondale was ahead of his time when he asked his prescient question, “Where’s the beef?”

Until now, we thought we were choosing presidents based on height. That’s because the tallest ones keep getting elected.

Meanwhile, in Ancient Rome they used to fill ministerial positions by who had what beneath his toga. That’s right, Roman ministers were chosen based on the length of their penises. Girth may have figured into the calculations as well, I can’t say for sure.

Although I sent my research staff to the Library of Congress to gather more information on this topic, because they were so immersed in the subject, they failed to return on time to include their findings in this article.

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AllahPundit (a.k.a. AllahPussy) is High on Hubris, Low on Esprit de Corps

It’s really very simple…

Update 9/21/08: Esprit de corps means the morale of a group. In this case, I’m using it to show how Hot Air’s AllahPundit (Allahpussy) has no real connection and lends no real help to our military or National morale since he has zero military experience. Instead, he rattles on like an expert even though he has no idea what he’s writing about. He attacks those he should be backing because he actually believes he knows more than those of us who have been combat soldiers. Thus, his hubris far outweighs his actual knowledge on this and many other subjects. Just ask yourself, How many combat veterans work at Hot Air? I rest my case. This self-proclaimed intellectual blogger is a fraud, period. And reporters or visitors to war zones still have no idea what war and being a soldier is really like. They would love for you to believe this, but it just is not true. (End of update)

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When one’s hubrity reaches the point where one attacks and attempts to eat one’s own kind, then one’s days are absolutely numbered, especially when one’s prey is mightier than he. One’s beta pride is complete and the chickens then come home to roost.

Think of a shooting star that ultimately burns out after a brief flash across the night sky. While perceptible for a short time, it ultimately fizzles out.

A hubris-filled dolt who recklessly makes enemies with soldiers and veterans who are clearly on their same side is a fool. Unfortunately, the only cure for this chronic level of hubris is failure.

hu·bris | noun

Definition:
1. pride: excessive pride or arrogance.
2. excessive ambition: the excessive pride and ambition that usually leads to the downfall of a hero in classical tragedy [or a blogger, like AllahPundit].

Sadly, hubris manifests itself as both deafness and blindness to the afflicted. Nothing can speak to it. It’s as insidious as crack cocaine or heroin…or liberalism. It robs its victim of rationality and nothing can communicate through it. They eventually become trolls, spewing nothing but hot air (pun intended).

Alas, we at TMQ2 must remain behind our nom de plumes in order to keep working toward the greater good. It’s one of the bittersweet elements soldiers and former soldiers must bear. We’re definitely the kind of folks AllahPundit would want to know (perhaps even need to know) if rational thought were available to him. Unfortunately, it has clearly slipped past him like a fart in the wind. We could have offered him such great nuggets along the way because we’re so “hooked up.”

Another hubris-intoxicated blogger made this same mistake with us. We try not to be overly disappointed with these simpletons. After all, they are civilians and not necessarily privy to things the real players in war are privy to. Proxy warriors (Chickenhawks) have serious limitations, do they not?

TMQ2 is our lark, not our day job, and we couldn’t care less about being famous. Truth be told, we avoid it.

And as much as I hate resorting to the use of pejoratives, sometimes they are both necessary and timely. In this particular case, I express a fact when I say, AllahPundit is a pussy.

If I didn’t know better, I’d think he was a registered Daily Kos kid working as a double agent. While we’re on the right side of things, he’s on the wrong side…perhaps even a closet liberal. Gasp!

Maybe we’ll purchase one of those Papal penis hats, the kind popes are so fond(ling) of, and dispatch it to Hot Air as headgear for AllahPussy. From the myriad of hats in the world, this one would be absolutely apropos as his personal Jimmy Hat — size small.

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Pig Penis

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