Mohammed Cartoons Still Doing The Trick

Just when you thought the hothead Muslims had finally forgotten about those Mohammed cartoons published in Denmark in 2005, was it really that long ago, you find out angry Islamic militants are still doing their best to make the word “mad” mean something…

Revenge for Danish Cartoons Blamed for Pakistan Blast

by Gary Thomas

Analysts say the perpetrators of a car bombing at the Danish embassy in Islamabad Monday appear to have adhered to the old proverb that revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Ballsy OZ Artist Creates Composite Image of Mohammed and Hitler

And a very fitting combination it is…

No no, of course not. She’s all about challenging perceptions … in the safest, least challenging way possible, of course. A close-up plus the ever daring Mary-in-a-burqa shot are here, if you care. My advice: if you’ve a hankering to see a religious icon insulted, skip this lowbrow crap and spend the time reading Hitchens’s new column on Mother Teresa instead. Quote:

She got what she wanted, and found it a crushing disappointment.

It seems, therefore, that all the things that made Mother Teresa famous—the endless hard toil, the bitter austerity, the ostentatious religious orthodoxy—were only part of an effort to still the misery within. Again, the timeline would seem to support this interpretation. After 10 years of gnawing doubt, she reported a brief remission on the death of Pope Pius XII in the fall of 1958. Praying for him at a requiem mass, she found herself relieved of “the long darkness … that strange suffering.” The respite only lasted for five weeks and then she was back “in the tunnel” once more. Soon after came the reforms of the Second Vatican Council, which at a gathering of India’s Catholics in Bombay she violently opposed, saying that what was wanted was not new thinking but more work and more faith. What could be a clearer indication of a deep need to suppress all doubt, both in herself and others?

Meanwhile, on the other side of the coin, the Islamic reaction to the latest tweak of their own most revered figure is as predictable in its own way as the Aussie artwork. Note to Swedish diplomats stationed abroad: it’s time to check the fireproofing at the embassy.

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TMQ2 Makes Fatwa-Worthy List

Radical muslim blog site has added us to their “fatwaworthy Sites” list. Their tag line reads: Politically-Charged Rantings of a muslim in Britain.

It’s about time! We have been and continue to bust radical muslim chops, balls, and asses better than anyone. What took them so long to notice?

Perhaps these wanna-be jihadists have been too busy slobbering over stories of their transvestite heroes killing innocent nuns, burning children alive, protesting cartoons of Mohomo, or attending islamic circle jerks to devote any time to us. Oh well, better late than never, right?

Since islam is a non-prophet organization, does this mean muji-has-beens receive tax breaks when purchasing bomb-making materials?

I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m going out for some pork BBQ and copious quantities of beer today in celebration of this very high honor.

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Cartoon Jihad II: More mo Madnesss

(Note: the words mohamed, muslim(s), prophet, and islam are purposefully not capitalized)

More muslim intolerance from our great friends the Iranians… blah, blah, blah…

Let’s see how many innocent people get killed this go around. How many more nuns will get shot in the back by muslim chickens?

The real reason muslims don’t want drawings of mohamed is because his penis was tiny and this is a huge embarrassment to them.

I like that: His tiny penis is a HUGE EMBARRASSMENT…

Iran Protests Over Swedish mohamed Cartoon

Iran summoned a Swedish diplomat to its foreign ministry on Monday to protest against a cartoon in a Swedish newspaper depicting the head of [non]prophet mohamed on a dog’s body, Sweden’s foreign ministry said.

“Gunilla von Bahr, Sweden’s charge d’affaires, was summoned to the Iranian foreign ministry today where she received a protest from the Iranian government,” foreign ministry spokeswoman Anna Björkander told AFP.

The Iranian government told Von Bahr the cartoon was “offensive to [non]prophet mohamed,” Björkander said, refusing to disclose any further details of the meeting.

The cartoon was drawn by Swedish artist Lars Vilks, whose series of drawings of the prophet as a dog have sparked a controversy in Sweden. Several art galleries refused to display the sketches amid fears of angry reactions from muslims.

The Örebro local newspaper Nerikes Allehanda published one of the drawings on August 18 to illustrate an editorial on self-censorship and freedom of religion.

“The editorial was critical of the fact that so many had turned down Vilks’s drawings for fear of the reactions they would provoke,” Nerikes Allehanda’s chief editor Ulf Johansson told AFP.

On Saturday, a week after the publication, a group of about 60 muslims held a demonstration outside the newspaper’s office to protest against the publication of the sketch.

The publication of 12 cartoons of the [non]prophet mohamed in Denmark’s biggest daily Jyllands-Posten in September 2005 led to violent demonstrations throughout the muslim world in January and February 2006. AFP

See? It’s so tiny you can’t even see it. **snicker**

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Video: Qur’an Art –The Prophet Strikes Back

A group of Danes burn a Qur’an topped with bacon.

We were told this video was done by the same creative Danish boys who did another similar video a few months ago. This one is a very “artistic” and “abstract” tribute to Mohammad (Pampers be upon him) and his Qur’an (Koran). Think of it as a tribute tantamount to the Qur’an and it’s author, tiny Mo. Enjoy it while it lasts because You Tube will surely censor, delete and ban this video in no time flat. Luckily we have it backed up on our server so we can paste it all over the place if the free public demands to freely view it.

Here’s to you, Mo!

Fire and Water

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Considering What Muslims Do to Get Laid, This Woman Concludes Muslims are Fucked up

The woman below recently asked me, why would anyone believe in a religion that tells them to blow up people just so they can go to heaven and have their pick of virgins, when guys like you (she was talking to me) don’t have to kill anyone to get women like her? She said she understands guys don’t like to get turned down, but she wondered why Muslim males were such cowards.

I thought she was full of good questions and thought I’d pass them along, as well as her photograph. I love her, and I didn’t have to kill any Jews to admit that. And she doesn’t have blood on her hands when she willingly and openly accepts all the loving kindness I have to give her.

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Video: Those loveable Danes do it again: ‘Second Course: A Flaming Mo, With Bacon’

From Gates of Vienna:

Second Course: A Flaming Mo, With Bacon

by Baron Bodissey

As you may remember, a Danish group burned Mohammed in effigy back in June, at the Midsummer Festival.

Now a promised follow-up video has arrived. This time the Danes have done more than just burn ol’ Mo.

We got this note today, along with a You Tube link, from someone in Denmark:

The Independent Danish Resistance Group ha[s] produced an additional video in correspondence to the latest political development in the Danish government. The video is a reaction to the outrageous statement made by the Muslim left-wing extremist politician Asmaa Abdol-Hamid some weeks ago.

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What a terrible waste of what appears to be very lean, high quality bacon.

(h/t BEShep33)

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Former Jihadist: We Must Stop Denying Our Religion’s Role in Violence

Islam’s Problem

by Irshad Manji

LAST week, two very different Brits had their say about the latest terrorist plots in their country. Prime Minister Gordon Brown told the nation that “we have got to separate those great moderate members of our community from a few extremists who wish to practice violence and inflict maximum loss of life in the interests of a perversion of their religion.” By contrast, a former jihadist from Manchester wrote that the “real engine of our violence” is “Islamic theology.”

This fits my theory. See: TMQ2: Sinking Our Teeth Into Islamofascism.

Months ago, this young man informed me that as a militant he raised most of his war chest not from obscenely rich Saudis, but from middle-class Muslim dentists living in the United Kingdom. There’s sobering lesson here for the new prime minister.

Mohammed Bouyeri

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From Dr. Kildare to Drs. Dare-Kill (Updated)

Posted July 6th @ 7:40 pm

Dr. Kildare was a fictional character. I remember him best from the 1960s television series of the same name. He was the kind of character that could inspire viewers to want to become doctors, or wish they were doctors, just like the Rocky films inspired young men to become boxers. I had already been boxing from age 7 and loved that series as a younger man.

And then we have a platoon of Muslim doctors who plotted and attempted to kill many innocent people in Glasgow and London. They’re the kind of characters that could inspire folks to purchase sawed-off shotguns (or Nike Trainers) for self protection .

After reflecting on the Glasgow weenie roast and the failed London attack, planned by Muslim doctors, I was reminded of the medical profession’s Hippocratic Oath. Killing innocent people would logically be a serious violation of the HO. Using homemade bombs, the doctors did dare to do just that. They went from “First Do No Harm,” to “First Arm the Bomb.” Thank God they were unsuccessful. These wanna-be terrorists turned out to be nothing more than Hypocritical Oafs.

Note: Actually, the passage “First, do no harm” is not in the HO, but since most people believe this myth, I used it here for a pejorative punch.

Now their lives are over and they owe it all to the madman called Mohammad, their false prophet. They were overcome with a common disease called “jihad,” which is basically just another way of saying they’re devout Muslims. Because, it seems, all it takes for a Muslim to join the jihad is for them to read the Qur’an — and follow its directions.

So why not discontinue using all the other labels like jihadists, terrorists, Islamofascists, Islamists, Islamo-Nazis, Mujahideen, militant Muslims, etc. and simply call them devout Muslims?

And one more thing. My advice to all of the Hypocritical Oafs is to be careful not to drop the soap in the prison shower.

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Update July 10th:

Other blogs who later picked up on my theme:

Brussels Journal July 7th: Hippocratic Oath and a Lot of Hypocrisy

CDR Salamander July 10th: What Dr A Majid Katme left out

The Jawa Report July 10th: The Hypocrisy Oath

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Video: Danes Carry Out Promise to Burn Mohammed

This one’s for you, Rage Boy!

More, plus a translation, at Gates of Vienna.

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A video response to the burning of Mohammed by Sgt. Freedom:

Hold Your Head Up High! This is dedicated to the men and women in uniform.

The Sgt Freedom Campaign Episode 1

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Today’s Islamic Apoplexy

Smell the rage (and the shit breath)

Activists from the Islamic parties chant slogans against British author Salman Rushdie during a protest in Lahore June 25, 2007. A group of hardline Pakistani Muslim clerics has bestowed a religious title on Osama bin Laden in response to a British knighthood for the Rushdie, whose novel “The Satanic Verses” outraged many Muslims around the world. The placard reads “Salman Rushdie dead.” REUTERS/Moshin Raza (PAKISTAN)

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Mark Steyn: We’ve replaced Rushdie in hiding

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A year or so after the Ayatollah Khomeini took out an Islamist mob contract on Salman Rushdie in 1989, the novelist appeared, after elaborate security arrangements, on a television arts show in London. His host was Melvyn Bragg, a longtime British telly grandee, and what was striking was how quickly the interview settled down into the usual cozy, literary chit-chat. Lord Bragg took Rushdie back to his earlier pre-fatwa work. “After your first book,” drawled Bragg, “which was not particularly well-received.” }} more…

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Eat Shit Pakistan and Iran–Long Live Sir Salman!

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Rushdie: The furore grows over his knighthood

Outrage over Salman Rushdie’s knighthood threatened to ignite across the Muslim world yesterday.

Security around the writer was reviewed by Scotland Yard as an Iranian group placed an £80,000 bounty on his head.

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Pakistani Muslim jack-offs torch a Union Flag during protests in Lahore yesterday

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“I’m Big Mo and I Wanna Get Fucked!”

This was the cry of one of my fraternity brothers in college. During beer keg parties with neighboring sororities he’d usually get a bit too liquored up, jump on a chair or table, grab his crotch, and shout out,

I’m big Mo, and I wanna get fucked.

His behavior was always a hoot. Many times beer would be splashed on the floor and he’d dive into it doing the Gator dance. That’s when the party really started. Oh, and he usually did get laid.

I thought of this as I read IBD’s article entitled Britain’s Big Mo’.

An excerpt:

What’s in a name? Plenty, if you live in Britain. There, new data show, the name mohammad is ready to become the most popular baby boy’s name by the end of this year, overtaking Jack. That’s not trivial…

This piece launched me into a continuum of thinking, like the role sexual repression plays in Islamic culture, and how masturbation is a big no-no, premarital sex is taboo, and other limitations and punishments Islamic sharia law enforces with an iron fist. Also, there’s that 72-virgin promise to followers who martyr themselves in the name of allah and his (false) prophet Mohammad…or Mo, as we like to call him.

The writers at TMQ2 solidly agree that sexual repression is a huge motivating factor in muslim violence. Jihad depends upon it. Of course, once recruits join the jihad, they are periodically able to join in on muslim circle jerks to let off a bit of “steam”, but this is hardly a cure. What do you think they do way out in the desert in those big tents anyway, finger paint?

Further, I thought the “Big Mo” antics could be applied to muslim sexual repression. Only in this case, it would be a muslim, most likely male, between the ages of 14-25, very likely named mohammad (a common occurrence, as the article points out) who might feel the need to jump on a goat, a camel, or a pile of freshly murdered infidels, grab his tiny crotch and exclaim,

I’m little Mo and I need to get fucked!

Allah willing, of course.

If only we could get them to release this frustration before they commit violent acts of murder.

Perhaps we should air drop beer kegs, dirty movies, Vaseline, and a fresh supply of goats to these muji terrorist camps in an effort to un-repress their repressed sexual needs. Let’s end, once and for all, the blue-ball syndrome that plagues muslims, thereby causing them to plague the rest of us.

Can I get an Amen?

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4th Muslim Douche-Bag in JFK Plot is Toast

By Tony Fraser

PORT-OF-SPAIN, Trinidad (AP) — A Guyanese suspect in an alleged plot to bomb a fuel pipeline feeding New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport surrendered to police Tuesday in Trinidad, a police official said. Abdel Nur turned himself in at a police station outside the Trinidadian capital of Port-of-Spain, police spokeswoman Wendy Campbell told The Associated Press.

He is the fourth man arrested the alleged plot, including a former opposition member of Guyana’s parliament and a former airport air cargo employee who was arrested in New York.

Trinidadian Police Commissioner Trevor Paul had warned Monday that Nur should be considered armed and dangerous and he appealed to the public for help in finding him.

“I am confident that the pressure brought to bear by the Trinidadian police authorities contributed to his surrender,” said Mark Mershon, the head of the FBI in New York. “We are very grateful for their tremendous cooperation in this investigation.”

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No Virgins for the “Butcher of Kandahar”

That’s right. No virgins. No paradise. No Allah. Just death and eternal Hell for this murdering butcher named Mullah Dadullah (better known by his fellow jihadists as “The Gimp” or “Stank Breath“). Basically, he’s just another dead Muslim Chicken.

The Gimp got suckered like so many other radicalized Muslims. He was another primitive simpleton who fell for Muhammad’s lies. Muhammad was nothing more than a false prophet and flimflam man. Now The Gimp is nothing more than worm food. The world is a better place now that he’s gone.

Will these desperate thugs ever wake up and realize they’ve been had by a murdering rapist, child molester, and madman who died over 1300 years ago? Don’t count on it.

From The New York Sun:

Mullah Gets His Wish For Martyrdom

by Steven Stalinsky

“The America of today is not the America of the past. … [It] has sunk so low that even the widows now want to participate in the war against it, and wish to defeat the U.S. … We will bring shameful defeat upon the Jews and the Christians. The cries you are now hearing from them once a day, you will hear them 20 times a day.” —Mullah Dadullah, Al-Jazeera TV, March 2, 2007

The demise of the Taliban’s top military commander, Mullah Dadullah, is certainly a victory in the war on terror. The one-legged Dadullah was by all accounts a vicious tyrant personally responsible for beheadings and other outrages who had rightfully earned his nicknames: the “Wild Beast” of the Taliban and the “Butcher of Kandahar.” }} more…

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The Fort Dix Plot

Six foreign-born Muslims were arrested for allegedly conspiring to kill as many soldiers as possible at Fort Dix, N.J.

Officials said the plotters were inspired to act “in the name of Allah.” Three were illegals.

They represent a class of terrorist not under the control of an international organization such as al-Qaida but sympathetic to its doctrine.

After the arrests, a lawyer who represented post-9/11 Muslim detainees cautioned ordinary citizens not to think of terrorism and Islam as “synonymous.”

Is he sure they aren’t?

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The Short List of Mass Murderers in the News

by Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D.

Since some of our readers have taken exception when we’ve talked about Seung-Hui Cho, who had clear Muslim scribblings tattooed onto his arm, we’d like to point out that aside from a few guys who went postal in U.S. Post Offices, and a couple of guys who went bananas in Columbine, and a few other wack-jobs, including Cho-the-Mo-Ho, below is an accounting of the bulk of the mass murders perpetrated recently.

I don’t think I’m talking out-of-school when I say, no question what-so-ever, practically every one was done by a Muslim — by someone who says he practices the “religion of peace.” And to protect their fellow coreligionists and co-Arabists, AAI, CAIR, Zogby et al. complain bitterly when we point out the obvious. Since all we do is point out the obvious, I’d like to point out the following, which happens to speak for itself.

You look at the list and decide for yourself what kind of people wake up and decide today is a great day to go out and kill a ton of totally innocent civilians:

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Least Read Best-Seller: The Satanic Verses

by Salman Rushdie

LIKE JOYCE’S Ulysses, Salman Rushdie’s The Satanic Verses is probably destined to be one of the least read best-sellers of all time. Its main claim to fame is the violent exception that Muslims of the yahoo variety have taken to seventy of its 547 pages. In a thinly disguised parody of the life of the Prophet Mohammed, Mr. Rushdie implies what many critics have long suspected: that the Prophet’s message was…

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Muslims: Appeasing the Intolerant is a One-Way Street

by Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D.

Microsoft, known to bend over backwards not to offend the Mighty Muslim, managed to offend the Saudis by creating a game where Muslim warriors turn churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn.

What the fuck!? Aren’t the Christians the ones who should be protesting here? Leave it to Saud to complain when the truth strikes uncomfortably close! After all, the Muslims do indeed have a (very deliberate and systematic) habit of shitting out mosques on top of conquered kafir people’s holy sites at every opportunity they get.

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