Gay Pride

Q: What do you call an Irish homosexual?
A: A gay lick.

Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
A: A he blew.

Q: What do you call a Saudi homosexual?
A: A fucking Arab cock sucker piece of shit.

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Maybe The Joos Are Doing It

Headlines:

“Riyadh and Arab Gulf see Shiite hands behind Iraqi Sunni leader’s slaying”

“Three blasts in Pakistan kill 11 people including prominent anti-Taliban cleric”

And yet somehow the only obstacle to world peace is some Israeli in Hebron who needs to add a bedroom to his house because there’s another baby on the way.

Q: Who kills more Muslims than anyone else?
A: Other Muslims.

Better them than us.

Keep up the good work assholes.

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Anwar Ibrahim Charged with Sodomy

More on Muslim homosexuality

Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim has been formally charged with sodomizing a former male aide.

Appearing in court in Kuala Lumpur, Mr Anwar pleaded not guilty and called the accusation “malicious”.

He says the allegations are politically motivated. The 60-year-old was jailed after facing similar accusations 10 years ago.

Since his release he has been active in politics but, until recently, was not able to officially run in elections.

Mr Anwar arrived at the main court in Kuala Lumpur amid chaotic scenes.

Dozens of supporters gathered as he emerged from his car – some shouting “reformasi”, the slogan of the movement he founded.

Revival

In court, Mr Anwar was charged with “carnal intercourse against the order of nature”.

Sodomy is illegal in Malaysia and he could face up to 20 years in jail if convicted.

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Homosexuals On the Brain?

What the Gay Brain Looks Like

by Alice Park | TIME

What makes people gay? Biologists may never get a complete answer to that question, but researchers in Sweden have found one more sign that the answer lies in the structure of the brain. Scientists at the Karolinska Institute studied brain scans of 90 gay and straight men and women, and found that the size of the two symmetrical halves of the brains of gay men more closely resembled those of straight women than they did straight men.

In heterosexual women, the two halves of the brain are more or less the same size. In heterosexual men, the right hemisphere is slightly larger. Scans of the brains of gay men in the study, however, showed that their hemispheres were relatively symmetrical, like those of straight women, while the brains of homosexual women were asymmetrical like those of straight men.

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Not All Gay Muslims Stoned to Death

Coming Out: A queer Kuwaiti’s experience

by Hussain Al-Qatari

Living openly as a homosexual still carries dire consequences, in some countries gays can be prosecuted and even put to death.

Bader, a 22-year old Kuwaiti, says he is working on getting his writings published abroad one day. “I find writing to be very liberating. It gives me more freedom to express myself and speak freely. I see who I really am in what I write.

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Women Get Away With Murder Nowadays

Nowadays a guy’s career goes in the toilet and he’s sued for divorce when people find out he’s gay, he’s cheating on his wife, he has another family, he has an expensive whore habit, and the like. But not so with women. Women get married and stop having sex and expect their husbands to go on as if nothing’s happened.

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The Real Meaning Behind ‘Mecca Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho!’

Why would a Jew use this Muslim phrase? Is Pee Wee Herman a Muslim convert? One might be led to think so given his bandying of the Muslim phrase “Mecca Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho.”

This term is specifically used to signal that a Muslim circle jerk is about to begin. It literally means to get high with your hookah and face Mecca while poking your Muslim buddy in his hiney ho.

Almost as popular as the phrase “Allahu Akbar!”, the phrase “Mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho” has penetrated into the deepest recesses of repressed Muslim sexual culture. And when I say deep, I mean deep!

It is rumored that Osama bin Laden himself is/was a frequent viewer of the actor Paul Reubens’ Pee-Wee’s Playhouse on Saturday mornings where he’d religiously poke the “Doctor of Love“, Dr. Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri, in his crusty hiney ho. Although they reportedly switch rolls depending on whether the moon was waxing or waning. Little do they know, it matters not whether one is pitching or catching because it’s all baseball.

But why would the character Pee-Wee use this term in nearly every episode of the popular children’s show? This is the same actor caught spanking his monkey in a public porn movie house. It’s all such a mystery.

OBL supposedly even had bootleg CDs of the show played on the wall of his cave so all the muji-has-beens could yank their doodles while fantasizing about ramming their hams in Pee-Wee’s six o’clock, if you know what I mean.

Mohamhead would be so proud!

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Gay Muslim Filmmaker Creates ‘A Jihad for Love’

A Film by Parvez Sharma

In a time when Islam is under tremendous attack from within and without, “A Jihad for Love” is a daring documentary filmed in twelve countries and nine languages. Muslim gay filmmaker Parvez Sharma has gone where the silence is loudest, filming with great risk in nations where government permission to make this film was not an option.

“A Jihad for Love” is Mr. Sharma’s debut and is the world’s first feature documentary to explore the complex global intersections between Islam and homosexuality.

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K-Y Jelly

I know where the K is in Katholic Katochism. Where’s the Y?

Answer: It’s been locked up in the tube.

When asked if he had “encountered much homosexual activity in prison,” convicted felon and former Mayor of Providence, Rhode Island (Ex-Mayor Vincent A. Cianci, Jr.) said, upon completion of his 4.5 year prison term, “Not really…there are more gays in City Hall than in jail.”

Providence’s current mayor, David N. Cicilline is gay. Their nuns and priests taught them well in catechism. If you recall, the catechism is taught as a series of questions and answers. There’s no discussion of How or Why.

All good Catholics are taught to bend over and accept the Church’s doctrinaire teachings. The only Why allowed in catechism is K-Why (K stands for Katholic, Y stands for Why; hence it’s called K-Y Jelly for short).

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Priest’s Love Affair With Conan O’Brien

Whacked-Out Priest Whacks Off All Over His Love Interest

It’s one thing for men to be delusional about their religious beliefs. At least that’s legal. When done right, it’s been argued that you aren’t hurting anyone other than maybe yourself. In America, as long as you don’t hurt anyone else too awfully much, virtually everything and everyone gets a pass.

But when men stalk women because they’re madly in love with them, they get locked up. And when women stalk men because they’re madly in love with them, as was the case with that woman who loved late-night TV’s David Letterman, well, she finally got locked up too, and last I heard she was still locked up.

So why’s a male Roman Catholic priest who’s been stalking late-night TV’s male Conan O’Brien get to walk? Reverend David Ajemian gave Judge Rita Mella a song-and-dance and she nodded approvingly, treating the priest like he could do no wrong. He got a whopping $95 fine.

It’s a double-standard.

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