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Posts Tagged ‘God’
Proof God Exists
Posted in Commentary, tagged God, license plate, National Rifle Association, NRA on January 2, 2013 | 1 Comment »
2006 REDUX
Posted in Jesus, Merry Christmas, tagged Christ, Christian, Christmas, God, Jesus, Merry Christmas, Muslim, PlayStation 3, Son of God on December 19, 2012 | 2 Comments »
A Christmas Message from Jesus
JESUS CHRIST
by JESUS H. CHRIST
Well, it’s that time of year again.
Peace on Earth and Goodwill Towards Men as we jockey for position on check out lines and slug-fest our way to grab the last PlayStation 3, or whatever the toy of the year is.
I always get a little depressed before my birthday, but this year I find myself overcome with one of the deadly seven sins — envy.
How can this be?
As I look back on the year, all I can think about is how much Muslims do for Mohammed: Kidnappings, beheadings, murder of non-believers, murdering fellow Muslims, homicide bombings; I get dizzy from all the honor bestowed on my esteemed colleague. It’s a litany of acts that go above and beyond anything Christians have done for me lately.
Where is the Sword of Christ for Christ sakes?
Are Christians still buying into that turn the other cheek prank?
Think back a few short years to what was done to Jews for my sake. I can’t even get a speck of Onward Christians Soldiers when it comes to Islamofascists.
Is it because the Jews were no threat and easy to pick on?
Now there is a threat to Christianity unseen since Roman lions in the coliseum and I can’t even get a “Hoorah” from any one.
Are Christians too busy these days marveling at the miracle of my image appearing in someone’s mashed potatoes?
I’m one-third of the frickin’ Trinity.
If I’m going to make an appearance, it will be something grander and more concrete than putting my face in a bowl of soup.
Don’t worry so much about putting Christ back in Christmas. I would have a happier birthday if people put Christ up the poop shoot of jihadists before Christmas itself is subject to laws of dhimmitude world-wide.
Blessed are the peacemakers, and I’m talking about 50-caliber peacemakers. Celebrate my birthday by standing up to Islamofascism any chance you get. It’s the best present any Son of God could ask for.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night… wait… that’s Santa’s line.
OK. Just Merry Christmas.
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Originally posted at the TMQ1 site by Jesus H. Christ – 12/20/2006 12:18:00 PM
Calling All Muslims! Calling All Muslims!
Posted in Islam, Quran, tagged Abraham, God, Heavenly Host, Ishmael, Islam, Theosophy on December 16, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Debate me on the Value of Modern-Day Islam as a Genuine Religion! I Double-Dog Dare You!
Colossians 3:8 – But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
To that I say to you – one must truly know someone (or in this context, something) before you can truly love them (it)… or hate them (it).
I know you O Islam! And I HATE what has been made of you by those who would for their own selfish gains corrupt your message to the descendents of Ishmael! I do not hate you individually for who you are, but collectively for what you have allowed yourselves and your faith to be made into! I HATE you for allowing your faith to be turned into a sinister tool to be used by those who would make blasphemy of the Word and Will of the God of Abraham.
Yet you HATE me for neither who I am nor what I am. You HATE me without knowing anything about me at all. Your hatred of me stems solely from the fact that you can neither control me nor rule over me. Your hatred is nothing more than a cancer that having once seized upon the mind, then proceeds to corrupt the very soul of its captive. This cancerous growth of the mind and spirit is what’s is commonly referred to as a Theosophy, and the vehicle of your theosophy is Islamic Theocracy. This theocracy has turned the once proud and benefiting core of Islam into nothing more than a fountain of repression spewing the rhetoric of blind hatred of everything that it does not have complete and utter control over. And all of this is summed up in your collective voice, a voice that emanates from nothing more than a cancerous Islamic vesicle with its puss-laden piss stream being Islam’s message of repression and hatred that epitomizes its totalitarianism and the fundamental ignorance of its modern-day followers!
You, all of you collectively, who are adherents to the words of lying, blasphemous, pedophile rapist Islamic clergy [pig-shit be upon them all] that spew filth from their mouths by advocating violence as an authoritarian voice of God’s Word, and as a justifiable means to God’s Will, are yourselves nothing more than blind, hateful, ignorant and slovenly cretin bastards who wouldn’t know the genuine Word and Will of the Lord God Almighty if his emissary miraculously appeared before you surrounded by The Heavenly Host.
Today’s principles of Islam have been corrupted, and are founded in nothing more than a political doctrine, one that espouses a temporal tyranny and preaches abject cruelty and death to all who oppose its complete dominance. Islam’s new voice holds a hidden agenda and is masked with just enough truth in it to make it appear plausible, and to effectively hide its ultimate goal of Geo-political domination from the uneducated masses who comprise the greater majority of its following.
If any of you so-called faithful Muslims would like to debate anything I’ve said, or for that matter the finer points of your modern-day version of Islam as an idiotic pseudo religion itself, please let me know. But understand this first – you will not be involving yourself in a conversation with someone who is ignorant of your faith and/or the corrupted principles upon which the new version of your supposed religion is founded.
LoB’s Bible Lesson
Posted in Politics, tagged Abraham, Bible, Book of Genesis, Christianity, God, Jews, Old Testament, Religion and Spirituality on October 26, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
From Genesis Chapter 12.
God sends Abraham on a spiritual journey as well as a physical one.
God tells Abraham he will make from him a great nation.
Those who bless it, God will bless.
Those who curse it, God will curse.
FYI
God was talking about the Jews.
Send this to a muslim you love.
Flip Flop And Fry
Posted in Leftists, Politics, tagged Anti-Zionism, Democratic, Democrats, Douche, God, Middle East, Scarlett O'Hara, Voice vote on September 6, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
The Democrats took showing their true colors to new depths this week.
After issuing a platform that was on the surface Mid-East neutral but decidedly anti-Israel between the lines, they couldn’t take the heat and couldn’t get out of their own way trying to leave the kitchen.
Realizing how out of touch it was with the electorate they re-instated some of the language the public wanted, at the behest of the Douche-Bag-in-Chief.
The voice vote took three rounds to differentiate the yays from the nays, before the motion to re-instate was carried.
If you heard the audio or saw the video it was clearly a no go, substantiated by the reaction of those present to the results.
It’s also being reported that the decision was made prior to the vote, as the announcement appeared on a teleprompter beforehand.
Not being able to pass muster as themselves, the Democrats needed to put wool on their wolf’s fur and pretend to be what they’re not.
I always thought of myself as an independent but, to paraphrase Scarlett O’Hara, “As God as my witness, I shall never vote for a Democrat again.”
Ann Coulter: SCROOGE WAS A LIBERAL
Posted in Ann Coulter, Liberals, tagged Al Franken, Ann Coulter, God, Jesus, New York Times, Pablo Picasso, Politics, United States on December 23, 2010 | 2 Comments »
It’s the Christmas season, so godless liberals are citing the Bible to demand the redistribution of income by government force. Didn’t Jesus say, “Blessed are the Health and Human Services bureaucrats, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven”?
Liberals are always indignantly accusing conservatives of claiming God is on our side. What we actually say is: We’re on God’s side, particularly when liberals are demanding God’s banishment from the public schools, abortion on demand, and taxpayer money being spent on Jesus submerged in a jar of urine and pictures of the Virgin Mary covered with pornographic photos.
But for liberals like Al Franken, it’s beyond dispute that Jesus would support extending federal unemployment insurance.
This has absolutely nothing to do with the Bible, but it does nicely illustrate Shakespeare’s point that the “devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.” (more…)
Barack Obama Anointed As A Beautiful Person
Posted in Obama, Shlomo Muslim PhD, tagged anointed, Christianity, Christians, God, Islam, Jews, Judaism, Messiah, Obama, rapprochement, Shlomo Muslim PhD, TMQ2 on November 4, 2008 | 2 Comments »
With Barack Obama, a Black-Christian with Muslim roots, on the brink of becoming the President of the Free World, I want to remind people of another individual who was also seen as somewhat messianic. The other person I am referring to is Jesus.
Because I’m Jewish, my role as a Jew in the world is never going to go away. I live, eat and breathe my mission in everything I say and do, as my gentle readers know only too well.
Whether you prefer to think of me, and of other Jews as well, as being chosen or as choosing, we Jews took on the yoke of spreading God’s word around the world. I call it God’s word. Call it what you will. Even if you don’t believe in God, that’s fine with me. To me, what we’re spreading is an ethical set of concepts designed to make the world and people better and more civilized.
Jews accepted the concept that we would try to obey 613 rules while at the same time, we Jews would also try to get non-Jews to obey 7 rules. (more…)
Obama The Anointed One
Posted in Louis Farrakhan, Obama, Shlomo Muslim PhD, tagged Allah, anointed, Christ, Farrakhan, God, Jesus, Louis Farrakhan, Messiah, Obama, Paul, Prophet, Shlomo Muslim PhD, TMQ2 on October 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Francophiles often have the name Franc. Ezra Pound’s last name was Pound. Lots of Germans are named Mark or Herr Marx. Jews and Gentiles alike. But in America no one is named Mr. Dollar. Lots of people named William are called Bill. Even the Dollar and the Buffalo are called Bill. But why, in a proud country of over 300 million, is no one, Jew or Gentile, named Mr. Dollar?
Perhaps it’s for the same reason that Paul rarely called Jesus merely Jesus. He always preferred to call him either “Jesus Christ” or “Christ Jesus,” or “the Lord Jesus Christ.” When Paul called Jesus “Christ,” he meant Jesus was the man on Earth through whom God was working. The “Christ” title is the Greek form of the Hebrew word meaning anointed (messiah).
Wasn’t it Louis Farrakhan, former leader of the NOI (Nation of Islam) who called Barack Obama “The Anointed One”?
Although the anointed one can refer to a king or to someone anointed to rule for God, when referring to a man the term is usually used to mean a man who has a special role to play in the purpose of God. When Louis Farrakhan talks about God, he’s talking about Allah. And when he speaks of Obama, he means, he, Farrakhan is a prophet, and he is telling us that Obama’s role is to fulfill Allah’s purposes here on Earth.
Right-Wing Blog on the Left?
Posted in Shlomo Muslim PhD, TMQ2, tagged Abortion, Anti-Christ, Armageddon, blogs, blow-jobs, Church, contraceptives, ejaculation, God, Jesus, JJG Journal, Left-Wing, masturbation, Messiah, Mohammed, orgasm, pedophiles, Penis, Right-Wing, Satan, sex, Shlomo Muslim PhD, stem cell research, Terri Schiavo, the muslim question, TMQ2, Vagina, www.josefg.com on August 14, 2008 | 19 Comments »
How can it be? Is there such a thing as a right-wing blog that’s way over on the left?
I ask because after being silent for way too long, it’s happened one too many times for me to continue to maintain my silence. The most recent time it happened was while reading JJG Journal, something I feel it’s safe to say is a liberal blog. The article in this liberal blog that I was reading was entitled “Obama a ‘leftist’?”
The author wrote, “Had a little time on my hands this morning and scanned some right-wing blogs.” Underneath he provided a list and about the 5th one down was TMQ2. The author went on to say that he was surprised to find “the consensus on the right fringe seems the be that Barack Obama is some kind of leftist. Huh? Can think of two explanations for this lack of fact-based thinking.” And then he listed his reasons Obama isn’t a leftist.
I don’t really care how far off track JJG Journal or any other blog is when it defines whatever it’s writing about. But considering TMQ2 is often referred to as a “right-wing” blog, and because the JJG Journal author is so proud of his “fact-based thinking,” I just wanted to point out a few items about this so-called right-wing blog: (more…)
Moses and Jesus
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Akiba, Christianity, Elazar, Elijah, God, Jesus, Jews, New Testament, Passover, Pharaoh, Rabban Gamliel, Rabbi Eliezer, Tarfon on July 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Moses is obviously important. Some might say seminal. The roles he played, he was strong, brave, a diplomat, he had tremendous leadership skills, and when he had to be, he was able to make whatever decisions the situations called for. And he is accorded an important role in what the development and history of Judaism.
Jesus is also important. (more…)
Muslims ‘Go Ape’ and Deny it
Posted in Muslims, Shlomo Muslim PhD, tagged anti-Semites, Arabs, God, Great Apes, Muslims, Muslims go ape, Saul Bellow, Shlomo Muslim PhD, To Jerusalem and Back on June 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
There is no denying it, Jews are exceptional. Saul Bellow says “Perhaps the Jews have themselves created such expectations. Israel has made extraordinary efforts to be democratic, equitable, reasonable, capable of change… Obviously, the Jews accepted a historic responsibility to be exceptional. They have been held to this; they have held themselves to it. Now the question is whether more cannot be demanded from other peoples.”
Muslims believe theirs is a great civilization. In “To Jerusalem and Back,” Bellow says “A great civilization should be capable of humane and generous flexibility.” You would think Muslims have had plenty of time to accept reality and adjust. Israel after all constitutes about one-sixth of one percent of the lands Arabs call Arab. Isn’t it possible for these Arabs and Persians and Muslims to find within themselves or within their civilization, traditions and religion, whatever makes it possible for people to adjust and accept and embrace reality? Can’t Muslims see that destroying Israel will do them no good?
Isn’t it possible, isn’t it time that anti-Semites demanded more of themselves too? Is this too much to ask of a species that claims it was created by God? In the image of God? Is this too much to ask of people who refuse to accept kinship with other Great Apes?
Jesus Was Not God, the Son of God, or the Messiah
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged anointed, Catholicism, Christ, Christianity, Cyrus, God, Hellenistic, Jesus, Messiah, Paul the Apostle, Son of God on June 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Jesus wasn’t the son of God. Nor was he the messiah. Nor was he God. Each of these ideas originate in misinterpretations of words and what they used to mean. For instance, Paul the Apostle was the first to call Jesus the “Son of God.” At that time, when the term was used in Israel, it (more…)
The Foolish Message of Christ
Posted in Executions, tagged Adonis, Christ, Christianity, Corinthians, crucified, Dionysius, Executions, Franklin W. Young, God, Howard Clark Kee, Jesus, Judaism, Karlfried Froehlich, Messiah, New Testament, Osiris on June 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The authors of “Understanding The New Testament” (by Howard Clark Kee, Franklin W. Young and Karlfried Froehlich) wrote:
“the preachers of the Gospel claimed that Judaism did not really understand the import of its own scriptures, but that the Christians did. What the God of Israel intended and what he had promised were now actually fulfilled in the coming of Jesus as Messiah and in its consequent effects on the Christian community.
The Greek hearers of the Gospel had just as great difficulty with it, though on different grounds. They were familiar with claims of various religions that a certain divine man or a certain god masquerading as a man–whether Osiris or Adonis or Dionysius–had died and then been restored to life, thereby becoming savior of those who worshiped him. But the claim that an historical figure who had been recently executed as a criminal had now been exalted by God and was the savior of the world–such a claim was utterly foolish. In full recognition of ‘the folly of what we preach’ (I Cor. 1:21), Paul continued to proclaim to Greeks the ‘foolish’ message of Jesus Christ crucified and risen from the dead.”
Reason God Flooded Iowa
Posted in Obama, tagged 2008 Election, deluge, disaster area, evangelists, flood, floods, Gays, God, Hurricane Katrina, Iowa, Mississippi, Obama, underwater on June 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The reason God flooded Iowa all comes down to Obama…
Remember when noteworthy Christian evangelists said Hurricane Katrina wiped New Orleans out because they were going to have a gay parade there?
Well, now that two-thirds of Iowa is underwater, it’s only Christian to blame someone, and who better than the people of Iowa for voting for Barack Obama!
Conservationists for the End of Times
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Armageddon, Christianity, End of Times, God, Israel, Jesus, Rapture, Religion on May 16, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Christian theology is all about the end of times. The rapture. Armageddon. When we welcome Hell on earth and all the dead Bible thumpers go directly to Heaven, and the Jews get to die or convert.
To keep their kids believing such eschatology, hard-core Christians work feverishly to make sure their kids aren’t taught evolution, that they believe greenhouse gases are nothing more than a few cow farts, and they’re taught conservation is for sissy elitist liberals. Oh yeah, and on top of all that, in Church they’re taught the only good environmentalist is a dead environmentalist.
Sounds a little extreme, I know. But it’s peace on earth compared to what the Muslims are teaching their kids. Why would Christians and Muslims be teaching their kids such crap?
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Big Bucks: Einstein’s ‘Dismissal of God’ is Sold
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Big Bucks, Dismissal, Einstein, God, Jews, Sold, TMQ2 on May 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
From the J’Post:
Einstein’s Dismissal of God Fetches Huge Sum
A letter in which Albert Einstein dismissed the idea of God as the product of human weakness and the Bible as “pretty childish” has sold at auction for more than 200,000 pounds ($400,000).
Bloomsbury Auctions said Friday that the handwritten letter sold to an overseas collector after frenetic bidding late Thursday in London.
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Ann Coulter: Obama Woos Gun-Toting God Nuts
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Ann Coulter, God, Gun-Toting, Nuts, Obama, TMQ2, Woos on April 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Democrats’ “Fake-Out America” adviser, Berkeley linguistics professor George Lakoff, must be beside himself. Despite Lakoff’s years spent training Democrats to “frame” their language to stop scaring Americans, B. Hussein Obama was caught on tape speaking candidly to other liberals in San Francisco last week.
One minute Obama was bowling in Pennsylvania with nice, ordinary people wearing “Beer Hunter” T-shirts, and the next thing you know, he was issuing a report on the psychological traits of normal Americans to rich liberals in San Francisco. (more…)

It’s the Christmas season, so godless liberals are citing the Bible to demand the 









Memories of Prom Night
Posted in Commentary, Liberals, tagged Adolescence, God, Individual and group rights, Legitimacy (law), Liberals, Neural development, Prom Night, Robin Hood, Saint Peter, United States on January 18, 2013 | 3 Comments »
Do you remember adolescence?
The preoccupation with cool?
Going against the grain and doing things illicit and forbidden?
The fun and the thrill of running counter to what was conventional and staid?
Is it me or does this describe the mindset and actions of liberals?
If you think about what truly ails our country and what ravages our society; under every one of the rocks, a liberal is crawling out.
Their stunted mental development and perpetual adolescence have forced on us a pandemic of a culture unhinged.
The abandonment and abrogation of individual responsibility and embracement of decadence have blessed us with;
Epidemic illegitimate births.
Failing schools.
An underclass forever dependent on welfare.
A competitive cycle of guilt and victim-hood.
Liberals deny the right of the individual for what they consider the greater good, but insist on their individual right to celebrate all that they consider naughty.
If you disagree with them you are labelled a hater, but they are free to hate America and God; free to have others pay for their out of wedlock babies; free to glorify what is evil — just like a teenager whose brain has not fully established the neural connections needed for maturity.
Liberals like to think of themselves as legendary Robin Hoods, but they are in reality a gaggle of Peter Pans.
By the way, Robin Hood did not, contrary to the assumption, steal from the rich to give to the poor.
He was an outlaw because he took from the king to return to the taxpayer.
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