Dingy Harry and Nangaia (Earth Mother Pelosi) have escaped from captivity. Once confined to Washington DC, The Bay Area and The Longhorn Saloon and Casino in Nevada, the two are now roaming the country and have infected water supplies and television transmissions from Alaska to Florida. If you see them, shield your eyes and call 911.
If you are a taxpayer, hold on to your wallet. If you love brilliant oration and the wisdom of the Founding Fathers, block your ears. I can’t stress enough that being struck by both the sight and sound of these two can cause a nausea so bad that an oxygen tank or a heart defibrillator could be necessary.
Both are on the run from a large mob hot on their heals. (more…)