WHO’S THE BIGGEST DUMB ASS?

Q: Is it Al Gore or Joe Biden?

A: Tough call.

I can tell you this: These two imbeciles have their feet crammed so far in their cake holes, they can wipe their asses and shine their shoes at the same time.

You heard it here first!

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Drop Dead Jimmy Carter

By Irwin N. Graulich

http://www.michnews.com/Guest_Commentary/ig010410.shtml

Monday, January 04, 2010

Sorry Mr. President–I just don’t forgive you. How dare you think you can demonize one of the most moral nations in history–and get away with your crimes. How dare you blame Jews for your pathetic world view, which gave credibility to the most evil characters on the face of the planet. Your apology is worthless.

President Jimmy Carter will undoubtedly be known as the worst president in American history. He allowed the Shah of Iran to fall and the evil Khomeni to gain power, giving Muslim extremism the fuel to spread like cancer throughout the world–ultimately leading to 9/11. His presidency was a true calamity from interest rates skyrocketing to 21.5% to the disastrous rescue attempt of the US embassy hostages, to the Carter “malaise” he created
throughout America. A total catastrophe and tragedy would sum up the Carter administration at its best. I mean, a born and bred true Polish anti- western antisemite in the tradition of those who aided the Nazis, actually became his National Security Advisor—Zbigniew Brzezinski.

Carter’s cute little “al chayt” prayer of forgiveness is as impressive as Jeffrrey Dahmer’s apology cries. The ex-President finally realizes what a total putz he is–so what? “We must not permit criticisms for improvement to stigmatize Israel,” Carter wrote recently. Please Jimmy, save those platitudes for your wife.

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Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Here’s a perspective on the Henry Louis Gates/ Cambridge Police debacle that doesn’t get much play.

The only fact I’m sure of in the case is that a woman described as a neighbor of Gates phoned the police when she saw what appeared to be someone breaking into Gates’ house.

Irrespective of race, what does this tell you about Gates and his social relations?

It tells me, here’s a guy who must be so isolated in his daily life that he is unrecognizable to people who live on his block.

It also tells me that you don’t have to possess a brain with powers of reason or common sense to be a Harvard professor.

If I returned from an overseas trip and discovered that I didn’t have house keys, breaking into the house would not be an option because it would set the alarm off.

HELLO?

Who goes overseas and doesn’t set their alarm?

If any one on my block saw me breaking into my house they would immediately recognize the fact that I was locked out. Rather than call the police they would assist me to gain entry.

HELLO?

Who lives on a block where the other residents don’t know who you are?

If I discovered that I was locked out in any circumstance, there are two families on my block that have keys to my house.

HELLO?

Who is so incapable of forming social bonds that they don’t have someone at least a phone call away they can trust with the keys to their house?

And finally who among us doesn’t have the sense, for their own good, to subvert their ego to some one in a position of authority?

Henry Gates, you goat faced old fool, take your head out of your ass long enough to meet your neighbors and also take the following lesson from Chris Rock.

http://www.spike.com/video/chris-rock-how-not/2458063

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Maybe The Joos Are Doing It

Headlines:

“Riyadh and Arab Gulf see Shiite hands behind Iraqi Sunni leader’s slaying”

“Three blasts in Pakistan kill 11 people including prominent anti-Taliban cleric”

And yet somehow the only obstacle to world peace is some Israeli in Hebron who needs to add a bedroom to his house because there’s another baby on the way.

Q: Who kills more Muslims than anyone else?
A: Other Muslims.

Better them than us.

Keep up the good work assholes.

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We Can Safely Assume He’s Not A Jew

The internet is awash of images of the President of the United States bowing in submission and subservience to the King of Saudi Arabia.

My first thought on seeing this was of Mordechai of Purim fame refusing to bow down before Haman, because as a Jew he bows only to The Lord.

We can safely assume now that Obama is no Jew.

What else can we assume from this act?

No one else in the video did anything more than shake hands with the king.

There were no images of Obama bowing before Queen Elizabeth.

Can we assume Obama wanted a closer look at the royal dipstick?

Can we assume that like in the world of dogs, as a sign of friendship he needed to sniff the king’s crotch?

My assumption is that President Dickweed was in such awe of the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, Protector of Mecca and Medina, to the point that he was obligated to almost prostrate himself as evidence of being a good Muslim.

If Mario Cuomo denied being a Catholic and then as president publicly kissed the Pope’s ring, what would be the logical conclusion?

I would rest my case but I can’t find my case rester.

God Help Us

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Daniel Ortega, May God Damn You

I saw in a newspaper yesterday that Daniel Ortega said the world financial crisis is proof that God is punishing the United States.

Isn’t that special?

Daniel Ortega, you red-assed baboon, lying commie rat bastard, motherfucking piece of shit. Who the fuck are you to speak for God?

I thought you commies don’t believe in God. Now you’re one of his prophets?

If the US is being punished, then you will make sure all of your companeros and amigos in Nicarfuckingagua will stay the fuck out of el Norte, right?

Maybe Nicarfuckingagua gets all those earthquakes because God is punishing it for you being such a thieving commie fuck-face.

Why don’t you do something more useful with your mouth, like sucking on Hugo Chavez’s pino pequeño?

Otherwise we invite you to…

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Slap That Bitch

Word-Drum’s Rule For Asshole Statements That Have Been Repeated Too Many Times And For Too Long To Have Meaning. All It Says Is That “I Am An Asshole”

This is the worst:

Whenever somebody says: “We should have never gone into Iraq.”

SLAP THAT BITCH

or “We must restore our image abroad.”

SLAP THAT BITCH!

or “I’m for change.”

SLAP THAT BITCH IN THE HEAD!

That is all.

(No actual bitches were slapped in researching this post.)
(To avoid being slapped…don’t be a bitch.)

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Dollard, Tell Us What You Really Think

American Garbage Drifts To The Middle East

“A fuckstick like this, who has helped kill American troops by encouraging the enemy to keep fighting, having the gumption to stand amongst them on the field of battle itself, doesn’t make me very happy at all…and a reminder that we all have some serious business to attend to here at home.” –Pat Dollard

Read AP story

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Muslims at the Movies

Giving Our Fellow Muslims a Hand

Muslims don’t always know what our movie rating system means, or why we have it. So here’s another lesson for Muslims regarding how to live peacefully and respectfully among your fellow Americans.

If a movie is “R-rated,” it means that if you’re under seventeen, you have to see it with an adult:
“What’s he doing, Dad?”
“He’s fucking her, son.”

-from George Carlin

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Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY COMES TO ITS SENSES AND WILL AX PLAGIARIST NOOSE PROF

Columbia University’s academic standards have been slipping. It’s pathetic faculty was deciding who got to teach there based on shoddy politics. But after suffering every conceivable way in the aftermath of its ludicrous decisions, Columbia University has finally come to its senses and announced it’s firing its Black plagiarist politically virulent fuck-face of a professor, Madonna Constantine…

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Visit ‘Charlie’s Space’ for a Great Blow Job

Charlie’s Space is a hate site that gives blogs a bad name. Not to mention he doesn’t support our troops, he reads Daily Kos like it’s his bible, is a closet gay man, and listens to show tunes all the time. He’s an anti-Semite and Hitler lover. But everybody on the web says Charlie loves giving hummers to smelly terrorists just before they blow themselves up.

Achtung! Chucky…

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