Hey, Holder! Watch Out! Here Comes the Bus!


Fuckhead and Fuckup
Mr. Holder, if you think your Kenyon illegal alien homey in the white house is going down with you, think again. He’s going to toss you under that oncoming bus.
Oh yeah.
Your arrogance, your ineptness, your disrespect for the law, your power drunkenness and your lies have finally caught up to you. You’re going down in history–if anybody actually remembers you–as Obama’s bitch and a disgrace.
It’s a bloody shame that a shit-bird like you got moved to the head of the class, thereby cock blocking far better candidates. There were many other black candidates out here who could and would have done your job honestly, honorably, and legally.
Q: All the education, experience and prepping during your lifetime has led you to what?
A: Fucking up your life and career because you erroneously thought your homey in the white house would protect you, and that you were above the law.
I should have added the word stupid to the list above.
Guess what? It’s time for you to pay the piper, and we’re all gonna watch as you go down in flames like a fiery bag of dog shit. And if you still think mOBAMAd is going to stamp on the bag to put out the fire, think again. He’s already got a plethora of dog shit all over his shoes and he smells like a Kenyon kennel.
Welcome to Obamagate II.
You should have been fast and furious with the documents requested by Congress, you arrogant dolt. Instead, you ignored their orders and forced Darrell Issa to go after your balls, which he now has in a half twist. Ripping them off will come later, so you have this to look forward to. Of course, I’m basing this on the assumption that you actually have a pair, which is unlikely, so I’ll restrict the reference here to a metaphor.
Q: Why do I write that mOBAMAd is going to desert you in your time of need?
A: Because he’s made the same stupid mistakes you have and he’ll have his hands full keeping his own arrogant ass out of prison.
I have a bit of advice for you. When you get to prison, don’t bend over to retrieve your dropped bar of soap in the shower or you may risk having some Neo-Nazi, hairy child molester, or inbred hillbilly ram his ham up your six o’clock just the way mOBAMAd is planning to do to you as I type this.
To you and your homey, I say, Nice work guys! You’ve screwed this country over and screwed yourselves in the process. Laurel and Hardy couldn’t have done it better. Now the entire world knows what lying scumbags the both of you are.
See you boys in the funny papers, as they say. And remember, don’t drop the soap!
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Note: Fuck-Head and Fuck-Up leave Dumb and Dumber looking like Mensa candidates.

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