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Vienna September 11-12, 1683: How the Cowardly Jihad (Muslims) Ran for Their Lives

“…Sobieski had held the cavalry back on the right, on the high ground.  When the moment came, he launched downhill the largest cavalry charge in history. It was led by the famous “Winged Hussars” of Poland. On September 11-12, 1683, the jihad broke and ran from the Gates of Vienna, leaving 20,000 dead, and all their cannon behind…” }} more…

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Old Soldiers…

0. Know the distinction between C-a-v-a-l-r-y and C-a-l-v-a-r-y. The former being military troops trained to fight on horseback. Currently, they are highly mobile army units using vehicular transport, such as HUMVEEs, light armor and helicopters. The latter being the hill on which Jesus was crucified. Literally, it means “hill of skulls.” Now, would somebody please brief the nutsacks in Hollywood (like Dale Dye, believe it or not)?

1. Can cuss (curse, swear) for a full ten minutes without repeating a single word.

2. Know that “Cav” is an abnormal condition that can be cured with testosterone shots.

3. Can remember when there were real NCOs in the Army.

4. Will fight with bayonets and E-tools just to save ammo.

5. Wear Corcoran jump boots in garrison just in case they have to kick the shit out of some loudmouthed MP.

6. Have eyes in the backs of their heads.

7. Can see in the dark.

8. Would rather be a squad leader than a general.

9. Have wet dreams about leading a parachute assault on Baghdad .

10. Still don’t trust the Russians.

11. Still hate the French. (more…)

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1st Cavalry Division Memorial

First Cav Sculpture by Iraqi Artist taken from Real EventThe statue of two 1st Cavalry Division Troopers with a child is set on a pedestal and is the center piece of the Memorial. The statue was constructed in Iraq by an Iraqi artist from a photograph of an actual event.

I’m a joker. While I post some serious articles, in my own writing I mostly try to make my points with humor. While Obama’s easy ride is ending, as the truth about him keeps coming out, many patriots are not in the mood to laugh off what his presidency would mean.

Take Lance, our leader here at TMQ2. This veteran Cavalry Trooper is a true patriot.  While he can laugh at a joke, I think he and other vets and Active Duty soldiers take Obama and other Democrats more personally. Men like Lance have made great sacrifices for our country and their fellow troopers. (more…)

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While perusing the stats for our blog TMQ2 (The Muslim Question 2), this humble writer has been awestruck by the huge number of hits coming from USMC mailboxes.

This means many of our posts are being emailed around within the USMC IT system. We are honored by their presence. Even Marines from the UK have come here to laugh and learn from Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D. It’s like living in New York City, everyone comes away a little Jewish.

Zionism = Funny Brilliant Crazy People

Maybe they enjoy the comments of Lawrence of Bessarabia like this one: “Look at the Democrat Party candidates. You have a big mouth bitch lawyer, married to a lawyer running against a lawyer married to a big mouth bitch lawyer. The Republicans on the other hand are fielding a real life war hero married to a set of double D’s who owns a beer distributorship. Who’s the smartest out of the three, I ask.”

U.S. CavalryPerhaps it’s Lance, who began this site 2.5 years ago. He’s a scuffed in old US Cavalry Trooper whose best friend is a Jarhead Nam vet. Lance knows the real reason why the Squids place Jarheads aboard Naval vessels. No, it’s not to guard the bridge or swim ashore for a fight. It’s because sheep would be too damned obvious.

Lance also knows why Jarheads enjoy TMQ2. They love abuse and we abuse everybody equally — period.

Note: If in the heat of combat you find yourself fresh out of mortar rounds, Lance knows you can jamb a marine or two down the tube and lob their asses at the enemy with even greater effect. Lance knows because he’s “been there and done that.”

Paratus et Fidelis to the Troopers and Semper Fi to the Recon Jarheads…

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This is a parody we did of ’50s style PSAs. Enjoy! (www.cavalryarms.com)

Nice rack on this babe.

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