Tell the Catholic Bishop Prig

To the hypocritical priggish, out-of-touch Catholic bishop, Crazy Jane says:

“A woman can be proud and stiff
When on love intent:
But love has pitched his mansion in
The place of excrement;
For nothing can be sole or whole
That has not been rent.”

– W. B. Yeats

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Christians on Abortion

We know how obstinate the papacy is when it comes to its doctrinaire teachings. Almost as obstinate as the Muslim theocracy (= theocrazy).

Don’t get me going on Christians and stem-cells or Christians and abortion. Theocracy = Idiocy. I see, I see, but not the papacy. The papacy can’t see. The Holy See is blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another runner in the night…

What really gets me is how great the Vatican’s library is, how full its archives, and how little it lets out, and how few are granted access and given permission to conduct research inside those hallowed halls.

For instance, given the Vatican’s high and mighty preachings about the sacrosanct human egg, and how one must never kill a zygote (a fertilized egg) much less an embryo, consider how invaluable it would be to read all the Vatican’s records on whether it is a sin or not to murder a Jew and whether killing a Jewish child is a holier act than killing a Jewish woman or man?

Why won’t the popes let us read what the infallible popes had to say about such things?

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Catholic School Didn’t Tell Next School About Ex-Catholic School Employee

Omissions and Emissions

Leaving something out is just as important as sticking something in. It’s criminal not to warn someone that the person you are getting involved with has priors. Especially if that person is a sex offender. You’d think employees at a Catholic school would know this by now. Apparently they don’t. Morals just don’t matter to people of that cloth. What’s their problem? Have they been so busy lying about the Gospel for so long, they can’t tell the truth about anything anymore?

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Jesus Was Not God, the Son of God, or the Messiah

Jesus wasn’t the son of God. Nor was he the messiah. Nor was he God. Each of these ideas originate in misinterpretations of words and what they used to mean. For instance, Paul the Apostle was the first to call Jesus the “Son of God.” At that time, when the term was used in Israel, it

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God In Heaven

The central prayer of Christians, which Christians say was composed by Jesus, starts out: “Our Father who art in heaven…”

Everyone’s heard it, most people know it. It is the fundamental credo of Christians and Muslims,

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Vatican Hints to TMQ2: Bush Considering Conversion to Catholicism

ROME — First Jeb Bush, President George Bush’s brother, converted to Catholicism. Now Tony Blair says he’s about to convert to Catholicism. And since George W. Bush was being shown such a good time by Pope Benedict XVI at the Vatican yesterday, rumors immediately began to fly that America’s President was on the verge of converting to Catholicism.

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World ‘Obsessed’ by Islam: Vatican

Talk about obsession. The Vatican is one weird place. Talk about tunnel-vision. Catholicism’s obsessions are something only non-Catholics can appreciate. Catholics are too close to all of it to appreciate how whacked out they are when it comes to the likes of Terri Schiavo, stem-cell research, birth control, papal infallibility, the Mother of Jesus, Jesus dying for our sins, transubstantiation, heaven, hell, Armageddon, you name it. Weird is a word that does Catholics no justice. Meanwhile, here’s a story where the pot is calling the kettle black, for what it’s worth:

VATICAN CITY: The world is obsessed by Islam, according to the Vatican’s

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Was It God or Thieves Who Stole Jesus?

First Jesus’ Body Disappeared, Now His Statue

DETROIT–Just back from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, I had a brief layover in Detroit, so I checked into the case of the disappearing Jesus. It was too good to be true.

We’ve been getting off from school every Easter for 2,000 years because they said Jesus rose from the dead. Now his statue disappears and instead of calling it a miracle, they’re saying it was thieves who wanted to sell the copper as scrap.

You can’t have it both ways. Besides, this Jesus was made of plaster!

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Pope and U.N. Chief Want More Food to Feed Fast-Breeding Catholics and Muslims

U.N. Chief: World Needs 50% More Food

In Rome the Pope and the Secretary-General of the United Nations issued statements today that world food production must rise by 50 percent over the next 20 plus years to meet increasing demand. Get real!

Funny these jokers are so worried about people starving to death, yet they couldn’t care less about policies that deny people the big nasty (birth control).

Funny these jokers are worried about people who can’t afford food and starve to death, and yet they don’t care that Muslims keep killing people, waging wars, and jacking the world’s oil prices through the sky so they can kill more people and wage more wars.

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Christopher Columbus Set Out To Convert Muslims

Ever wonder what Christopher Columbus (1451-1506) was thinking as he set out to the Americas, in the name of the Catholic Pope and the King and the Queen of Spain, as he was about to kill or convert as many Native Americans as possible? Here’s a clip straight from what he wrote to Ferdinand and Isabella:

“Your Highnesses, as Catholic Christians and Princes who love the holy Christian faith, and the propagation of it, and who are enemies to the sect of Mohammed and to all idolatries and heresies, resolved to send me, Cristobal Colon, to the said parts of India to see the said princes, and the cities and lands, and their disposition, with a view that they might be converted to our holy faith; and ordered that I should not go by land to the eastward, as had been customary, but that I should go by way of the west, whither up to this day we do not know for certain that any one has gone.

Thus, after having turned out all the Jews from all your kingdoms and lordships, in the same month of January, your Highnesses gave orders to me that with a sufficient fleet I should got to the said parts of India…”

What I find most interesting here is that Columbus thought he was about to go to India, and when he got there it was his plan to convert Muslims en masse. Instead, the Spanish Empire never got around to that little task. Instead, it got busy looting all it could from the Americas. Now, most people in North and South America are Christian, so it’s not like the trip was a total bust. But, imagine for a moment, if instead of arriving in the Americas, Columbus had landed in the Indies as he expected. And imagine that the Church and the Spaniards were successful in killing or converting the Muslims.

It’s only a thought, but who knows, maybe we wouldn’t have half the problems we do nowadays with the Muslims.

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New York’s Greatest Catholic Was Jewish

Governor Mario Cuomo said there was no Mafia. Tony Soprano said the same thing. There’s a group called al Qaeda along with many other illegal groups allied in mind, spirit and purpose with fellow IslamoNazis. Just as NeoNazis are allied with NeoNazis. Just as those who perpetrated thousands of pogroms under Czar Nicholas III were united, so it is with IslamoNazis who are racists, anti-Semites, fascists, and among other things they also fall under the Islamic penumbra. The parallels between Nazis and IslamoNazis are self-evident.

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Wedding Bells Chime Gay Bishop’s Death Threats

I guess it’s God’s will that Episcopal bishop Gene Robinson is such a horney bastard. Although what happens to Bishop Robinson may be in God’s hands, it’s also in his boyfriend’s hands. And apparently God’s will isn’t sufficient for Bishop Robinson’s parishoners who are threatening to kill him. I guess they downloaded the Taking God’s Will In Your Own Hands Muslim Handbook.

Gay bishop plans civil union despite threats
It’s ‘what God is calling me to do,’ says controversial clergyman

by Mike Celizic

Episcopal bishop Gene Robinson knows he is inviting death threats by entering into a civil union with his gay partner on the eve of his church’s biggest ecclesiastical conference. And he says it is worth it, because he is doing what God asks of him.

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What the Pope Could and Should Do

The Catholic pope runs the world’s biggest tax-exempt non-for-profit organization.

It’s called the Catholic Church. It’s mega-rich and mega-dirty, and it doesn’t know how to comply with the laws pertaining to not-for-profits.

For one, it should keep out of issues that have nothing to do with the Church, and it should focus on issues pertaining to the Church. Meanwhile, the pope traipses around the world sticking his nose (the Pope’s Nose) into matters that his tax exempt status clearly state are outside the Church’s legal jurisdiction.

If the Church has too much time and money on its hands and doesn’t know what to do, since it obviously wants nothing to do with pedophile priests and randy nuns, maybe it should look into the behavior of a married Catholic congressman in Staten Island:

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Hamas Wants to Conquer Rome!

Palestinians Hate Christians Too

When the Pope was visiting New York, a prominent Muslim cleric and Hamas member of the Palestinian parliament openly declared that “the capital of the Catholics, or the Crusader capital,” would soon be conquered by Islam.

The fiery sermon, delivered by Yunis al-Astal and aired on Hamas’ Al-Aqsa TV, predicted that Rome would become “an advanced post for the Islamic conquests, which will spread though Europe in its entirety, and then will turn to the two Americas, even Eastern Europe.”

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K-Y Jelly

I know where the K is in Katholic Katochism. Where’s the Y?

Answer: It’s been locked up in the tube.

When asked if he had “encountered much homosexual activity in prison,” convicted felon and former Mayor of Providence, Rhode Island (Ex-Mayor Vincent A. Cianci, Jr.) said, upon completion of his 4.5 year prison term, “Not really…there are more gays in City Hall than in jail.”

Providence’s current mayor, David N. Cicilline is gay. Their nuns and priests taught them well in catechism. If you recall, the catechism is taught as a series of questions and answers. There’s no discussion of How or Why.

All good Catholics are taught to bend over and accept the Church’s doctrinaire teachings. The only Why allowed in catechism is K-Why (K stands for Katholic, Y stands for Why; hence it’s called K-Y Jelly for short).

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Today’s Homily For The Pope

Christ Relates the New Law to the Old

The old law and the new.

“Do not think that I have come to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I have not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For amen I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not one jot or one tittle shall be lost from the Law till all things have been accomplished. Therefore whoever does away with one of these least commandments, and so teaches men, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever carries them out and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I say to you that unless your justice exceeds that of the Scribes and Pharisees, you shall not enter the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 5:17-20

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Pope Deeply Ashamed About Butt-F**kers

I can commiserate with the Pope.

Were I he, I too would feel deeply ashamed about the way the Church has handled their sex-crazed pervert priests. But that’s not what he’s ashamed about. He’s just ashamed word got out. He’s ashamed we know the Church’s dirty little secrets. And he’s ashamed about all the other dirty little secrets the Church is keeping under lock and key, but of course he won’t tell us what those secrets are.

Did the Pope come to America immediately and as head of the Church take full responsibility? No freaking way. He dilly-dallied and only when he was good and ready did he open his mouth and speak about the issue. And when he finally spoke about the issue:

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I Slept With A Nun

And she taught me how to use Nun Chuks!

Talking about the Pope being in town reminds me of that guy Lance drank beer with, the member of Al Qaeda.

I also knew that “sleeper” when he was operating in America. Lance and I did our best to get some of those fellows locked up. Now that individual is a guest of the U.S. Government at Guantanamo (GITMO). It took the Government a while to put him out of commission, but eventually his operations were shut down. Poor baby.

That’s not why I’m writing this. I’m writing this because with all the brouhaha about the Pope, frankly I’m getting sufficiently excited that I wanted to tell you the story about one of the times I dated a Nun. There’s more to the story, but to make a long story short, here’s how it goes.

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Pope Meets With Sex Clergy and Cops a Feel

Pope meets with victims of clergy sex abuse

WASHINGTON – Pope Benedict XVI, after urging bishops, priests and parishioners to heal the wounds caused by the clergy sex abuse scandal, talked and prayed privately with survivors Thursday in what was believed to be a first-ever meeting between a pontiff and abuse victims.

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The Pope Badmouths America

What’s the Pope said so far while in America?

He’s given us a hard time about how we treated American Indians and blacks. He seems to forget slavery ended in America first and then spread around the world. He seems to forget that stealing other people’s land ended in America first and the Muslims are still in that business, big-time. He’s too old to remember how long the Inquisition lasted or how many popes were implicated. He forgets who the Church stole the gold from in the huge cross hanging several inches below his chin.

The Pope was quick to divert our attention from his past as a Nazi, and from the Church’s problems with perverted priests, perverted bishops, and pedophilia. He remembers the Indians but forgets about the Inquisition? He remembers slavery but forgets treating non-Catholics like savages.

Does he talk about problems with the Church? Nope.

Is he a great spiritual leader? Nope.

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