Citizens Who Enforced The Law Without Needing Any Police

Question: Among what people did a legal code of law remain enforced for thousands of years without a police force, an army, a navy, soldiers of any kind, or even civil law to enforce it?

Answer: Jewish Law

Question: Who pointed this fact out before I did?

Answer: Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778)

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Blast from the Past — Burt Reynolds Nude!

Let’s take a break from politics, Islamofascists, Oval Orifice blow jobs, etc. and offer some tried and true Beefcake for our female readers.

Enjoy!

Burt Reynolds nude -- Commissioned by Helen Gurley Brown

Francesco Scavullo shot Burt Reynolds nude for Cosmopolitan’s first centerfold. Hired by Helen Gurley Brown, he defined the Cosmo girl and created her covers for more than thirty years, and while you would never mistake them for art, they reinvented the magazine and made it a low-brow powerhouse.

Burt was the man in those days. I wonder how many pairs of panties he’s slipped inside thus far.

And to think he was hung up on the Flying Nun (Sally Field) and that WKRP dingbat, plastic, Sally look-a-like named Lonnie Anderson, with the 4-foot cleavage, bleached hair, fake nails, big hair, same high cheekbones, but no talent, and ugly (if you ask me).

At least Sally was somewhat wholesome and pretty. Unfortunately, her tits were too small and she had zero sex appeal. I think Burt was kinky and hooked on her wearing that Nun’s Habit Hat which looked like a Boeing 747 minus its Pratt and Whitney jet engines.

But we digress. Let’s get back to the cheesecake.

P.S. Mine’s Bigger…uh huh.

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Hamas Tunnel Hogs Bite Big One

Five Palestinian Dirt-Bags Killed in Tunnel Collapse Under Gaza-Egypt Border

At least five Palestinians suffocated to death and 11 were injured on Friday while digging a smuggling tunnel beneath the Egyptian-Gaza border, hospital workers said.

Witnesses said the tunnel was being dug to smuggle goods from Egypt into the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip.

Many Gazans use tunnels to bypass an Israeli blockade that was tightened after Hamas Islamists seized the coastal strip last year. Many of the tunnels are also used by militants to smuggle weapons from Egypt into Gaza.

More than 10 Palestinians have been killed in the past few months in tunnels designed to smuggle goods into the enclave.

-News Agencies

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You Want Muslims To Talk With Others? Off With Your Head!

New al-Qaida Web video urges Muslims to kill Saudi King

An al-Qaida commander who escaped from a U.S. prison has posted a Web video urging Muslims to kill the Saudi king for leading an interfaith conference in Madrid earlier this month.

Abu Yahia al-Libi, who escaped from Afghanistan’s Bagram prison in 2005, says “bringing religions together…means renouncing Islam.”

Saudi King Abdullah sponsored the dialogue among Jews, Muslims, Christians, Hindus and Buddhists, and encouraged all faiths to turn away from extremism.

But al-Libi says equating Islam with other religions is a betrayal of Islam. He calls for the speedy killing of this tyrant.

The 43-minute video was posted late Monday on an Internet site frequently used by militants. Its authenticity could not be independently verified.

Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has also frequently lashed out at the royal family of his native Saudi Arabia, a U.S. ally.

-A.P.

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How Does One Spay A Presidential Candidate?

Nuts Nobody’s Going to Miss

I don’t know what church he’s a reverend of, but Rev. Jesse Jackson’s wife probably knows and wonders why he hasn’t been defrocked. I assume Jacqueline Jackson wondered that along with a few other things when she learned she wasn’t the mother of a daughter her philandering husband had another woman. I figure she was smart enough to put two-and-two together and figure out what it all meant on her own.

That was 2001 when we learned Mr. Rainbow Coalition PUSH had had an affair with a Rainbow PUSH Coalition staffer. And from that coital relationship was spawned Jesse’s little out of wedlock baby girl, or bastard girl, or whatever one calls the seed of such a sexual relationship.

The money Jesse used to shut the other mother up came from Rainbow Coalition PUSH. Of course that was totally unethical, illegal and everything else, but low and behold, seven years later Jesse still holds his job and noone ever said boo.

Then, also seven years later, another black politician from Chicago who happens not to be Jesse Jackson, who’s about to win the Democratic nomination, started talking about why being a responsible father is a good thing, and why many of the world-class problems that African-Americans are famous for, stem directly from the shitty fathers African-Americans be (remember when they was using that verb every-which-way?).

Well, when Jesse heard Obama talking about shitty Black fathers, he went through the roof.

Ouch, Jesse yelled. Cut that out. Ouch! Holy mother of Jesus. Stop hitting my sensitive nerve. I don’t care if African-American men suck at fatherhood. At least we know how to fuck. Don’t you be talking down to me, boy.

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Lebanon Like Other Arab Countries

Lebanon: where political incompetence tips into murderousness

Lebanon’s political players have too many disturbing habits to count, but one of the most dangerous is a propensity to accept the regular use of violence as a means of public discourse. The tragedies in Tripoli this week are not aberrations: They are the predictable and even inevitable product of a political class that steadfastly refuses to abandon the failed ways of the past.

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Part I: Arab Refugees–A Record In Obstruction

I don’t know if you remember. I doubt anyone remembers. Certainly noone at the United Nations. But Abba Eban lived through that period so I’ll find what he had to say about what I’m dredging up from my memory. Keep in mind, the period he speaks of was shortly on the heels of the Turkish victory over the Armenians. A genocide well-done as far as all Muslims were concerned. And the period Eban speaks of was also on the heels of the Holocaust, another genocide well-done as far as all Muslims are concerned.

I think it was 1953 when the:

General Assembly established an Agency charged with the task of “reintegrating the Arab refugees into the economic life of the Near East.” During that period the governments of our region have been enjoined to secure “the permanent re-establishment of the refugees and their removal from relief”; to help convert them into productive members of Near Eastern societies; and to prepare them for a new life of dignity and freedom.

Today we confront a picture of misery and deadlock. The number of those receiving relief has increased, and not diminished.

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Heart to Heart: Red Wine vs. White Wine

L’chaim! Researchers make white wine as healthful as red

by Judy-Siegel-Itzkovich

A white wine that contains the same amount of healthful antioxidants as red wine has been developed by researchers at the Technion-Israel Institute of Technology in Haifa. Antioxidants are believed to slow the ageing of tissue in the body (by fighting oxygen free radicals) and help prevent heart attacks and other conditions.

Grape skins are the key to the research.

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Mass Murderer Interviewed After Knuckledraggers

The New York Times published an upbeat and lively piece I thought you’d enjoy:

Inside a 9/11 Mastermind’s Interrogation

by Scott Shane

WASHINGTON — In a makeshift prison in the north of Poland, Al Qaeda’s engineer of mass murder faced off against his Central Intelligence Agency interrogator. It was 18 months after the 9/11 attacks, and the invasion of Iraq was giving Muslim extremists new motives for havoc. If anyone knew about the next plot, it was Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.

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An Argument That Peace Is On The Way

RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA–I’m in Riyadh where Arab leaders are discussing options in Iraq, Lebanon, Iran and elsewhere. When I was acting like a fly on the wall, I heard a fellow correspondent ask a local honcho if he thought the Arabs and Muslims would ever choose to end their violent ways. Although I found the response a little hard to believe, because it was so unusual, I have have to relay the whole story just as it happened. He said all Middle Eastern conflict would end soon. And then he provided his reasons. He continued by explaining that:

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A Liberal’s Article on “The Science of Racism”

Liberals have trouble talking about some issues. When they do, they go nuts. It’s too bad, because some issues are worth talking about. Like are women as good at math as men are? Or, are blacks and whites just as smart?

James Watson, Nobel Laureate, the father of DNA, said something along the lines that blacks aren’t as smart as whites. It raised a row. Then Henry Louis Gates Jr. hammered Watson with questions about race and genetics. Here’s what came of it…

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Springtime For MoHitler in Arabia

Was Hitler the Messiah?

I researched this question and now have proof Germans believed he was–

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Fox: ‘Company Of Heroes’ Airs Tonight

“Company Of Heroes,” a Fox News Channel Special from 2004 was recently rerun. It will be shown again tonight. Greg Polkot from Fox News followed The Marines of India Company on their mission in Fallujah.

Lance Corporal Antoine D. Smith is one of the heroes who fell in battle in that once God-forsaken city. His mother was interviewed. One thing she said really struck me. I’m paraphrasing, but I think she said: “He not only died for his country, he died for the whole world, and for his enemies who killed him.”

I could be wrong and those who would abandon our friends in Iraq could be right. But hope is not owned by shiny new Democratic candidates. We have to believe in humanity even if we don’t. Like Samuel Beckett said at the end of his Magnum Opus Three Novels, “I can’t go on…I’ll go on.”

I’ve always believed in the mission in Iraq. Fucking Hell! We are now so close to victory. Petraeus is a genius. Lance Corporal Smith did not die in vain. The United States is still the great hope for humanity through action sometimes not just through words.

“God Bless this Marine and his wise and proud mother Deborah Smith.”

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Church and State: Government and Military?

Separation of church and state. Keeping god out of the constitution. That was America’s stroke of genius. We did it first and it worked better than anyone could have guessed. When Americans kept its government out of religious affairs,

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