As for your question about taking a crap on Arafat’s grave, that’s a good question. Makes me want to take a crap on Carter’s grave, only thing is he’s not dead and buried yet. He should move Arafat’s tomb to the Carter Center. That way eventually they can both be interred together at the bottom of an outhouse. That way the Carter Center can raise funds by giving people a choice, use the regular facilities or use the pay-toilet. The pay toilet, no doubt, will be the overwhelming choice, considering it will be the outhouse, giving guests the opportunity to take a crap on two Nobel laureates. Gotta love that Nobel peace prize committee. They sure know how to pick ‘em.

I’m not an environmentalist, but I’d love to see some alternative power sources so the Saudi’s and others can’t afford to fund terrorism anymore.

It’s no secret, AIPAC is a PAC and it’s an American one, and it supports issues related to Israel. Just as a wind energy foundation supports issues related to wind energy. Jews and renewable energy people are honest about the truths they promote. Their ideas help make the world a cleaner, freer, and greener place to live. Jimmy Carter and his Arab benefactors, however, work in the dark. Through Carter, the Arabs insist “Jewish money” does terrible things in Washington. Drunk on dirty Arab oil money, Carter’s fucked up views on the Middle East make about as much sense as Mel Gibson’s ideas when he’s drunk.

And Spike Lee blew up the Iowan levees…Rev. Wright just called me up and told me. At least the guy claimed to be Rev. Wright, but come to think of it, he sounded just like Obama…hmmm.

Come on folks, give us your best ones because, after all, Frogs are jokes!

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a large red hand print on the side of his face.

He thinks to himself, “The American groped the young girl and she thought it was me and slapped me because of him.”

The girl thinks,”The Frenchman tried to grope me and got the old lady by mistake and she slapped him.”

The old lady thinks,”The Frenchman groped that poor young girl and she slapped him.”

The American thinks,”I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that fucking Frenchman again.”

One:
When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the liberal Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of ‘empire building’ by George Bush. He answered by saying, ‘Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.’

Two:
There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying ‘Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?’ A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: ‘Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?’

Three:
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.’ He then asked, ‘Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?’ Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied ‘Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.’

Four:
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. ‘You have been to France before, monsieur?’ the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.’ The American said, ”The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it. ‘Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!’ The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ”Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.’

“i just whant to be member of your orgarnization.”

I wish I had a big wooden hammer so I could whack the hell out of you for this stupid quote. Spell much, fuck face?

It has nothing to do with the French people’s fondness for frogs’ legs, nor does it have anything to do with the Fleur-de-lis looking kind of like a frog, nor does it have to do with some old French guy named Clovis who had frogs embroidered on his clothes. Instead, the name comes from the term used by the French far outside of Paris when talking about the French living closer to and in Paris. In French, “les grenouilles” means the frogs, and that’s what they called the Parisians because the land around Paris was swampy. In time, the term was used to describe all the French.

Once, when I landed at the French airport outside Paris and rode my bicycle into the City, I couldn’t help but notice that Paris indeed was down in the lowlands. And the stinky Seine flowed through it. I guess it makes sense that Paris used to be hopping with frogs, and hence, it still is.

We bailed their asses out in two World Wars and they snub us first time we want a favor.

But to answer your question, he’s French…a Frog…no further explanation needed. They’re ungrateful, hubristic, smelly, cowards and arrogant dimwits.

If I ever see a Frog on the battlefield, friend or foe, I’m shooting his ass (lucky for France I’m already retired).

Meanwhile the mujis are kicking the shit out of the Frogs on their own home court — bunch of sissified fags.

Fuck the French!

I’m sure most people think about things like how the pre-Islamic Arabs actually treated Jews — unlike in the movie.

Others were probably thinking the Romans were some real assholes.

But not me.

I was looking at all those hairy Arab and Roman women in the crowd and wondering where would they all take a shit in a place like that.

But that’s just me.