Without William Shatner, how would we have gone “where no man has gone before”?
Without President Kennedy, how would we have beaten the Russians to the Moon?
That was no giant leap for Mankind. It was a giant pissing contest. Kennedy wanted to prove America’s dick was bigger than Russia’s. And it worked.
Rockets were our phallic symbols, just as pyramids were the phallic symbols of the pharaohs, and Christmas trees are the phallic symbols of Christians, and neckties are the phallic symbols of businessmen.
We used to build monuments that made others look at and say “wow.” Luckily, in the West, most of us are satisfied when a woman says, “Nice tie.”
Catholics gloat when looking at South America and all those genuflecting Hispanics who would never exist were it not for Spain’s Ferdinand and Isabella’s bankrolling the discovery and plunder of the Americas that allowed Spain to steal gold while spreading the Christianity of her inquisitorial conquistadors.
But that’s not how it works in the backward lands of Islam, where despite all their OPEC-financed wealth, land, Muslims are forever “humiliated” because they’ve never done anything that made others say “wow.” Instead, the entire world yawns when the look at Islam, and says “Big fucking deal.”
While we look at the world with pride, Arabs look at the world with embarrassment. Every rich Arab potentate has done all he could to leave a great monument behind. Instead of building a useful monument for other Muslims or for the world, the oil rich Arabs and Muslim have tried to build their monument on the backs of Jews. But to no avail.
What the Arabs are doing now only hurts the Muslims as it builds the Jewish mystique.
For thousands of years, each culture that suffered from a social form of erectile dysfunction believed there was no bigger turn-on or achievement than the conquest of crushing little Israel. Over and over Jews got screwed as others attempted to get off. The Pharaohs tried to get off. The Popes tried got off. The Nazis tried to get off. And now, the Muslims are trying to get off. Instead of trying to straighten Islamic problems out, Western societies should ship tons of free KY-Jelly to Muslims.
It’s time we told them to keep their hands off little Israel. It’s time they learned to get themselves off.