SEAN PENN’S BUTT BUDDY IS DEAD

HUGO CHAVEZ DIES OF CANCER!

Venezuela’s vice president announced that President Hugo Chavez died on Tuesday, ending 14 years of rule by the firebrand socialist but leaving his party firmly in control of the nation.

Vice President Nicolas Maduro said that Chavez died “after battling a tough illness for nearly two years.”

The death apparently sets up a presidential election to replace Chavez, whose illness prevented him from taking the oath of office for the term to which he was re-elected last year.

Under the constitution, the head of Congress, Diosdado Cabello, would assume the interim presidency.

The announcement came just hours after Maduro announced the government had expelled two U.S. diplomats from the country.

Maduro also said “we have no doubt” that Chavez’s cancer, which was first diagnosed in June 2011, was induced by foul play by “the historical enemies of our homeland.”

He compared the situation to the death of the Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, claiming Arafat was “inoculated with an illness.”

Also see:

• The Bunghole Brothers: Castro, Chavez and Penn
• Two Pea Brains in a Pod — Vultures Awaiting a Death

Chavez’s inner circle has long claimed the United States was behind a failed 2002 attempt to overthrow him, and he has frequently played the anti-American card to stir up support. Venezuela has been without a U.S. ambassador since July 2010.

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You Dick

Sean Penn and Cuban actress Maria Conchita Alonso were once Hollywood co-stars — but they had an angry bust-up at LAX, with Alonso branding Penn a “communist [bleep]hole” after he called her a “pig” in front of a stunned crowd.

It started when Alonso picked up her mother from a Miami flight and spotted Penn in an American Airlines lost luggage area Sunday.

Alonso, born in Cuba and raised in Venezuela, says her “heart stopped” when she saw the actor, to whom she’d written an open letter last year to say she was “appalled” by his public support of Hugo Chavez.

She told Page Six: “I was very calm. I said, ‘I would like to talk to you.’ He said, ‘I have nothing to say to you . . . You have been saying a lot of things about me in the press.’ I said, ‘How can you defend Chavez?’ ”

The argument escalated from there. Alonso relates: “I said, ‘You are a communist, Sean Penn.’ He said, ‘You are a pig!’ So I said, ‘And you are a communist [bleep]hole! Is it great to live the way you do as a communist?’

“I went back to my mother, and he started yelling at us,” Alonso told us. “I yelled back, ‘Communist [bleep]hole!’ Nearly 60 people were watching, shocked. My mother wanted to clap, but she couldn’t because she was in a wheelchair and she had a small dog in her lap.”

Penn, traveling from Haiti, told us: “I only knew that a hostile woman was nonsensically berating me. I didn’t realize it was that actress. I think I worked with her once. But she looks really different. She was uninformed and impolite to all the other passengers.” The two starred in the 1988 film “Colors,” as lovers on different sides of the gang war in Los Angeles.

Alonso, who first recounted the story to Steve Malzberg on Washington, DC, radio station WMAL, added, “I do apologize for calling Sean Penn a [bleep]hole. He is an intelligent man . . . But if someone calls me a pig, I am not going to turn the other cheek. But I don’t regret calling him a communist.”

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Sean Penn — Like A Baby With A Loaded Gun (with video)

Conversations with America’s Enemies
A Fountain of Snakes

This post is adapted from Sean Penn’s adaptation excerpt of the essay/interview “A Mountain of Snakes,” which will appear in full December 1 at HuffingtonPost.com.

If you’re up to it, take a trip into Penn’s childish world. Let’s start with the video. Penn is like a baby with a loaded gun, sucking on the end of the barrel.

Video: Actor and filmmaker Sean Penn talks with Raul Castro about Obama, Guantanamo and the Pentagon; and with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on human rights in his country and the next US administration:

OKAY. If you survived Penn’s video without blowing chunks, you’re one tough cookie. Now, try reading his ridiculous article.

WARNING: Keep several barf bags handy — you’ll need them as he goo goos about the “saintly antiwar activist Cindy Sheehan“ and other such childlike fantasies:

Conversations With Chavez and Castro

by Sean “Goo Goo Da Da” Penn

This article appeared in the December 15, 2008 edition of The Nation.

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Allah Caused the Iowa Floods

Hurricane Katrina and the Iowa Floods

Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons asking for millions to help Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods?

Why isn’t the Federal Government relocating tens of thousands of Iowans to free hotels in Chicago?

Why hasn’t the media predicted we’ll soon learn everyone’s been covering up the truth about the thousands of dead bodies?

Where is all the media asking the tough questions about why the Federal Government hasn’t solved the problem? Asking where the FEMA trucks (and trailers) are?

When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?

Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks? How come no one’s embarrassed to be an American when a natural disaster hits White America?

When will Governor Chet Culver say that he’s going to rebuild a “vanilla” Iowa because that’s the way God wants it?

How come no famous reverends said God did this to punish Iowans because they believe in something sinful, like Jesus?

How come no famous liberals said the Federal Government flooded its own cities to get the people’s minds off those infamous wars over there?

How come all those inept mayors haven’t been blaming Obama and his supporters for not supporting Whites in times of dire need?

Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen TV sets?

Where is the hysterical 24/7 media coverage, complete with reports of cannibalism?

Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates white and rural people?

How come two weeks after the floods began we stopped hearing anything else about the floods in Iowa?

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The Bunghole Brothers: Castro, Chavez and Penn

The Three Biggest Pussies in the World

Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Sean Penn are triplet sons from different mothers (and fathers). All three have an insane need to appear important in order to disguise their impotence as men. Dodo birds of a feather do flock together, in more ways than one.

Behold the diddling dolts of dorksville:

And the Butt-Banging Bunghole Brothers:

These sissies make up the most God-awful amalgam of bad breath, stinky cracks, and short units. If these photos aren’t proof that Martians did in fact cross breed with sheep, then the moon isn’t made of green sleaze…I mean cheese.

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