If you want to be the hit of any party in Beacon Hill, the Upper West Side, Chevy Chase or Marin County, just go on a rant about how stupid Republicans are.
All my life I’ve heard from Dems and Libs that Republicans are idiots.
Their presidents are idiots.
Ford was a bumbling idiot, Reagan was a dithering idiot, idiots all except Nixon.
He was a crook.
If you try to argue their point you will lose.
Nowadays I agree with them.
However, Republicans are not idiots because they are uncivilized rednecks but because they are stupid enough to think they can outflank Democrats by being more liberal.
This essentially erases the difference between them and makes them just as stupid as the Dems.
In spite of claiming moral superiority, higher humanity and more intelligence, the incontrovertible truth is that liberals are the biggest fucking morons on the planet.
They are too stupid to see the forest through the trees, come out of the rain or find their own assholes with a compass and a funnel.
Take any issue and the liberal stance defies logic, rational thought or the intelligence of anything smarter than a sparrow.
Their way to create more jobs is to make life unbearable for any one who wants to hire a worker.
Their way to preserve forests is to forbid any harvesting so wildfires have more dead wood to burn uncontrollably.
Their way to prevent violent crime is make it harder for law abiding citizens to protect themselves.
Their way to prevent illegal immigration is to make illegal immigrants citizens.
Have I yet to state anything that is not factual?
The next time you have a disagreement with a liberal they will not debate the substance of the issue but make accusations against your compassion, tell you you are wrong without backing what they say, call you names and ask about Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and George Bush.
Excellent tactics for a four year old.
Don’t despair or take their bait.
Simply ask them if their head hurts.
If they say no, tell them it’s because they don’t have a brain.
If they say yes, just say “Good”.
Remind them that conservatives are that way because they have given it thought and that liberals are too stupid to see through the three biggest lies.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I won’t come in your mouth
3. Obama is not in the Muslim Brotherhood.
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