Goodbye Osama Been Rotten
The doctored photo on the left is a forgery, but all we had at posting time–you get the point.
For his part in the 9/11 unprovoked attacks against the USA, Osama Bin Laden has been located at his home and killed by an American SpecOps Team of the US Navy SEAL variety. For this act, loyal Americans and parties from many other nations are expressing gratitude and relief.
We all got Bin Laden and a bag of chips when his Bob Marley wanna-be son was also killed, the pair I now refer to as “Dead and Dred”.
Over the last few years we’ve warned readers many times about certain promises made in the Holy Qur’an (Koran) by its maniacal author *Mohammed. Of the main promises for a death while carrying out jihad actions against Infidels, there will be:
No 72 Virgins!
Just Fucking Death!
Go ahead. Make our day you stupid maniacs!
Now that Bin Laden is fish food, we can get down to the bidness of rooting out and killing the rest of the mindless Muslim Chickens around the world.
By the way, and an important note to FOX News, it is OSAMA, not USAMA! Remember, it rhymes with OBAMA!
So, after almost 10 years, we finally have Osama Bin Laden’s long sought-after carcass. Chalk up a big win up for the “Infidels” of the US Navy SEAL variety and thank the gallant heroes for delivering this cockroach to his big, empty apartment in Allahland. Folks, we have experienced another great American Reckoning.
*(a.k.a. Muhammad, Mohamed, Muhamed, Dickhead, Pole Smoker, Camel Humper, Mohamhead, Blah Blah Black Sheep)