Michelle O: Sculpted Bust of the WORST LADY
That’s right folks. Michelle Obama is no First Lady. She’s not a lady by any stretch of the imagination. However, she is the worst bitch to ever reside in the white house, even worse than Hillbillary Clintstone.
Here’s Michelle as you’ve never seen her before. She’s been given a dramatic makeover by a US sculptor. Artist Daniel Edwards created a bare-shouldered bust of the 45-year-old lawyer which prominently displays her breasts, on top of which rests a tattoo of the American flag. An ‘Afro-pick’ hair clip fashioned in the style of an eagle sticks out of her head. The clay work, titled “Michelle Obama’s Makeover for America”, went on display at New York’s Leo Kesting Gallery at the start of October 2008.
But she’s no Nefertiti. Like his African dad, Obama seems to prefer ugly chicks. It must run in the family.
Maybe I’ll visit the next ehxibit and give her bust a pearl necklace, if you know what I mean. It couldn’t hurt, but could help a lot.
Here’s a spot-on description of Michelle Obama left by one of our regular readers and commentators:
“I would never dream of saying anything bad about our president or his fat ass, pretentious, America-hating, let-them-eat-cake, can’t-dress-worth-shit, snaggle-tooth, buck-jawed, processed-hair, bow-legged wife. That would just be wrong.”
It may or may not be wrong, but it’s certainly accurate.
The boobs are too big! Baby got back, but she’s really flat chested.
Agreed, but the artist possibly wanted to have the American flag larger than her real boobs, so he begrudgingly made them bigger. I’m assuming the artist was poking fun at Michelle Obammy.
By the way, did you see Sir James Paul McCartney sing his song MICHELLE to Michelle at the white house? And we paid for it. Why weren’t we invited? F**king disgusting. And I liked Paul all my life. I was a huge Beatles fan. I won’t listen to him again. I’m done. He’s just another liberal ass-wipe and part of the problem. He certainly didn’t need the bucks!
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I think you guys are of course bitter and hateful. Who disrespects people in this way except ignorant so called Americans! It seems so easy to forget the history of this country! Shameful……
Aquarianlove,
Did you know that the moon is in the 7th house?
And Jupiter aligns with Mars ?
Wake up and look at a calendar you hippie douchebag.
How dare you disrespect us by calling us bitter and hateful.
Only unwashed ignorant so called radical counterculture spoiled brats think like you.
Go make something on your pottery wheel and eat some peyote. And while you’re at it, shut the fuck up.
That goes double for me. Drop some LSD and dive out a 20-storey building so we can watch.
Holy shit you people are insane. You must have went through a lot of brainwashing to be able to carry so much hate around with you.
Hey C,
“Have went?”
Love your use of the misconjugated verb. Whatever you do, don’t ever lost that skill.
you racist, bigots. you are all going to burn in hell where you belong. only dickhead mother fuckers like you would target someone innocent, and classy like Michelle Obama. just because she is THE first black lady. no worries, all of you KKK incarnates are gonna get what you desreve. never have i been more ashamed of America
No racism at all. Black, white, red, yellow it doesn’t matter, She is ugly, lets herself be seen in ill-fitting clothes and what she wears is terrible. She hates America and can spend money faster than any other. She took 500 people as her “entourage” to africa . 500!!!!!!!!!!. most were her friends she listed as “workers” (nod, nod, wink, wink)
She has no class and none of this has to do with her race.
This is not about racist and bigots, it’s about how classy you look and how you carry yourself. if anyone is a racist and bigot is your first lady of today. Look at the lady she is hideous, she looks like someone took a shovel and smashed her face with it. She tries to act and dress like Onassis and that’s insulting. What first lady goes on National TV in the air on a talk show talk, walks out on the set looking like she made a pit-stop at a GoodWill store, changed in the car, slap on a pair of purple pants and a orange tank-top with swimming sandals looking like she was doing yard work. She takes her shoes off, and with her dirty, stinky feet, plasters her butt on the couch with her legs bent sitting as if she was watch TV at home? “AND THIS IS THE FIRST LADY OF OUR COUNTRY FOR GRYING OUT LOUD.” HOW CLASSLESS, CHEEZY, AND DISGUSTING. She is so “CLASSLESS”. she make the ghetto or corner girls look good.
Simmer down Kayla.
I like Michelle.
She reminds me of LeWanda Page.
Remember her?
She played Aunt Esther on ‘Sanford and Son’.
Ha Haaaaaaaa! Too funny.
Hey Kayla, yeah the “Worst Lady” is ashamed of America too. This is what partly makes her the Worst Lady — and you a road-worn gutter slut — but I digress. It has nothing to do with her (or your) color. She rode her husband’s coattails into the white house like a witch on her broom.
I remember LeWanda. She called Fred an “old fish-eyed fool.” She had one sister named Shaniqua and another called LaShawnda.
These girls had some serious back. Rumor has it they traveled around in a cattle car. And they both had 6-inch fingernails with multi-colored polish on them (lots of hot pink and sea foam green) and used massive amounts of Jheri Curl.
Rumor also has it that they all showed up on Soul Train one night and broke down the stage (too much back bouncing around on it, I guess). But Don Cornelius kept his cool and went straight to a Jheri Curl commercial (their main sponsor).
Perhaps Kayla is Aunt Esther’s FUGLY granddaughter, or even the Worst Lady spouting off here at TMQ.
Ms. Barack Hussein Obama hates America where I was born. So I hate Kenya where her husband, Barack Hussein Obama, was born.
Badda Biiiiiiig!
More on Mista Smoove, Don Cornelius: He’s considered to be quite the man of quotations. I mean, just read one of them to see what a sharp mind this cat has: “It’s always a pleasure to find something that matters.” You know, like finding toilet paper in a public toilet.
Move over Shakespeare, the Don dun smoked yo ass!
You wish you could be her! Michelle Obama a Beautiful, intelligent Lady and no amount of jealousy or ignorance from anyone can change that!
You are a hater.
Well,she (Michelle Obama) is better than all those wrinkled old ass first ladies who came before her. I cannot believe that the exquisite class and beauty is missed on you haters…hahaha. Trip man!
Yeah. Like Jackie Kennedy.
“She a Beautiful, intelligent lady..”?
Did you mean to write, “She is a beautiful and intelligent lady”?
I guess some folks are just too busy to type the word is.
Yeah…I want to ‘be her’.
“…exquisite class and beauty…”?
More like gigantic ass-n-cooties.
No thanks. You can have both.
But, again, you stated that I want to ‘be her’.
Yeah. It would be nice to be able to send the White House butler out at 2am for some take out White Castle burgers, ribs, fricken-chicken-lickin with sweet-n-sour sauce, or whatever on taxpayer dollars.
As for JBK, Jacqueline “Bovine” Kennedy, her eyes were too far apart — like a cow. She had to cock her head 180-degrees to look you in the eye (notice I wrote EYE, not EYES). And she too was married to a lousy prez.
Badda Biiiiiiinnnnnggggg!
Lance you big dope.
Don’t you know the proper usage dictates,
“She BE a beautiful, intelligent lady”
That ok wit me as long as she a foist lady, not a woist lady.
But when I saw her sucking down chicken wings while Paul McCartney sang to her at the whitey house, I was embarassed for our country.
I’m still waiting to see the beautiful and intelligent side of her. It juss ain’t happenin’ so far.
What a bunch of racists Americans you are; you are so duped by the big business loving right, they will take everything you have and you don’t even realize it, you put them in power and all you can do is bash the 1st lady? Pick a real topic and bring facts while you’re at it.
Pathetic and sad.
Dear Your Enuresis,
Hark, I hear the clarion call of someone collecting a welfare check.
It’s always the big business loving right, who employ the workers, pay the taxes and spend discretionary income who will take everything I have.
Forget what’s being taken from me by the drain of draconian bureaucracies, municipal unions, illegal aliens and welfare recipients like you.
I’m sure you’ve been against criticizing first ladies as a matter of course, especially Nancy Reagan and Laura Bush.
What’s pathetic and sad is that you read this blog when you should be out looking for a job, loser.
Enuresis must have wireless internet and a stolen laptop in his cardboard shelter behind the dumpster where he lives. It’s probably behind the local soup kitchen we donate to.
Why don’t you return that stolen laptop to its rightful owner and follow LoB’s advice?
LOOK FOR A JOB YOU FUCKING SOCIAL PARASITE!
(Oh, and “Depends” might help with your case of Enuresis.)
Okay, you guys clearly have no idea, if you want “the worst lady”, look up Grace Mugabe. She is far worse, regardless of whatever petty little sins Michelle may have done to entertain all your hate. If Michelle is “the worst lady”, then you clearly have exceedingly high standards, very short fuses, or perhaps you just have ‘white standards’. You know, you must be all the way up there high and almighty to judge people like that. I personally don’t see what the actual charges are here, the only ones I do see, are perhaps about her not fitting your standards whatsoever for one reason or the other (to the extent that you have to spend some time writing nasty things about her). Fine, she’s not of your liking, we get the idea, now can you explain why in great detail rather than drop off your almighty throne and reduce yourself down to an angry, hateful, ranting panzee as if you’re locked up in a zoo.
How about you tell us what you do so much better than her, like hell you are quick to look down on others and derogate them. It’s good to know you are one of those privileged fools who have nothing more to do with their time.
I think Grace is Michelle’s inspiration.
If you took your head out of your limey ass long enough you would see that Michelle is
“one of those privileged fools who have nothing more to do with their time.”
We the people are tired of her taking tax payer funded vacations under the guise of official visits.
We the people see through her self righteous healthy diet mandates while she feasts on cheeseburgers and pig’s knuckles.
Don’t ever call our standards ‘white’ you racist piece of shit.
You have revealed your fall back position to be that of ignorant haters.
Tee hee hee.
Love it when LoB serves up some good ole American hospitality with a snort or five of Southern Moonshine strong enough to keep the barking felchers on the porch while sending us, the big dogs, to run the streets, kick ass, and get all the pussy…just ask your mom and sister, my brother or son.
As for pig’s knuckles, gerbil boy (a.k.a. Haaht-load-up-his-ass boy) always adds a few to his rectal swill, or so the scuttle butt goes.
Get your narley, limey teeth fixed, blow your bad breath in another direction, and while you’re at it, blow me you free-loading felchaholic.
Just watched an old re-run of Sanford and Son.
She really does look like LeWanda Page.
I just love it when the ultra left attacks any criticism of The Messiah or Ghetto Mama with the “racist” or “KKK” labels.
Just warms the cockles of my heart to see them prove themselves to be the Sheeple they actually are.
No, “Ghetto Mama” is not a racist term. There are many white, brown, yellow and red people who live in Ghettos. Most Jewish people in Europe were born and raised in Ghettos and not too many of them were black.
Michelle is a Ghetto Mama because of how she ACTS, not what color her skin is. One of my daughter’s closest friends writes the same things about Ghetto Mama as I do and she is Puerto Rican and her two daughters are both more Black than The Messiah since he is not even 1/2 Black since he has Arab blood as well as Black and is 1/2 white while they are 1/4 white, 1/4 PR and 1/2 black.
She has married black men twice and she has more class than Michelle will ever have.
As far as accomplishments, the MSM NEVER mentions Michelle Obama was also a Vice President of the University of Chicago Hospital in charge of community relations with a staff of 17 people. What has she done to earn the $273,000 salary she received per year? Well, her hospital has been cited by the Department of HHS with “patient dumping”. That is, tossing poor, sick people out of their “Not For Profit” hospital. How much money did this “Not For Profit” hospital earn in PROFITS the last year she worked there? Over $200 MILLION!
Her hospital also charged poor Blacks without insurance 5 1/2 times as much for medicines as they charged to Whites with insurance. Imagine what his “Universal Health Coverage” will look like when his own wife’s hospital charges poor Blacks 5 1/2 times as much for medications than they charge rich White people. They also spend over $10 million for debt collectors to hound these poor, sick Blacks (most of whom are residents of Barack’s old State Senate District) to pay the bills they cannot afford to pay. Sure looks to me like Ghetto Mama is the RACIST, not those who criticize her!
As a director of Treehouse Foods she voted to shut a food plant in Colorado that put 153 mostly Hispanic workers out of jobs. This in a town with only 1,500 jobs so she voted to drop over 10% of the town’s jobs. The MAYOR of the town offered to PAY for PLANE TICKETS so either Barack or Michelle could fly to the town and see what her vote did to the town and THEY BOTH REFUSED!
Then of course there is The Messiah, her husband. He only stood by while over ONE THOUSAND Black families were tossed into the street because his best buddy for SEVENTEEN YEARS,Tony Rezko (who’s wife sold Obama half of her lot for a song so he could expand his mansion in Chicago) and Obama’is former boss (Allison Davis) at his Law firm defaulted on mortgages on 17 buildings in Obama’s district that Obama lobbied the government to loan them the money to purchase.
This was just before his former boss and Rezko contributed huge amounts to Obama’s election campaign in January. They took the money that was supposed to pay for the heat in these 1,000 apartments to donate to his campaign instead. So while Obama and his buddies were partying on the money these people were freezing in unheated apartments while temperatures outside dropped BELOW ZERO during the FIVE WEEKS of January and February when Rezko/Davis was telling the utility companies they couldn’t afford to pay them (because they gave the money to Obama’s election campaign).
Thank you Shyguy, if any of you bleeding heart socialists were from Illinois you would know thats it’s “pay to play” politics. Thats why the state is BROKE!
And where is barry from?
Kenya?
Yep, Kenya. Then he went “illegal” in the USA (Hawaii).
Great article! I’m sick of all the ignorant uneducated answers from all the liberals and Demorats (traitors to our country) and their minions.
I bend over while the Dems and liberals fuck my ass, and for some reason I just want more! I must be gay.
I don’t know if I’m stupid or just a bottom fag.
sean@nineboy.com
Lance,
Are you putting words in sean’s mouth?
Or is that your dick talking?
Let’s just say he was liberal scum and I edited his vitriolic spew a tad as he gargled my balls.
This is a kick ass blog! I love the fact that when white guys get a bit edgy with their words and feelings, pukes on the left blast us as “racist” “KKK” types. When in fact, we are almost always the opposite. When libtards voice their opinions about Christian, white, and black, conservative males and females, it is true bigotry and racism. Read some of Barry Obama’s books, which he had to have help to write, and you find some real hatred of whites. Some of the best Christian conservative voices right now are from blacks, and women. You really want to piss of a self loathing liberal white guy? Remind him that MLK was a conservative Republican, and that Mandela has been caught on video singing death to all whites. OOPSE, won’t find that in Time magazine.
My dear hillbilly brother-
Please don’t refer to us as white.
We actually range from linen to ecru.
And we are pumpernickel versus Wonder bread.
Don’cha just love this comment trail?
Some people used to call me cupcake. Now they’re all dead.
I don’t like Moochelle cuz she’s a lawyer. Lawyer + Politician = LIAR. I don’t care what she looks like.
AND
Obama is NOT our first BLACK President. He’s Bi-Racial ‘For Pete’s Sake’!
You know Mrs. Peel, I just hate his white half.
I don’t know no Pete and don’t care ’bout his sake either. But me too, Mr. Bess. Me too. Cay’nt nobody truss white people deze dayz.
I find it odd that black folks see him as savior. Doleing out gov’t cheese & monthly checks is EVIL. I don’t want a govt. master. I live 20 min. from Bronx where Black folk believed the “K” on Snapple Tea stood for KKK. seriously. BUT the swallow a white/black politician “reperations” crap???
If we’re gonna do reparations, then we should start with the Jews and work our way down to the descendants of slaves. Hell, there are many Jews living who deserve serious reparations. There isn’t one black living who does unless they live in a Muslim country. And if they too are Muslims, then fuck em.
How about MQ2 on muslims in our military? How do we make sure they are not there to kill their fellow soldiers?
Moochelle … fine Nupian princess! She gets my gall!
I would LOVE to bring her to the Bronx. Her colored folk could tell her that what they really need are JOBS. That some welfare ppl are lazy pigs. And that liberal education has dumbed down their children. Oh .. and that the young men & women who join the military … IMPROVE their lives SO much that they LEAVE the bronx! DUH! Moochelle!
I think the Bronxites have been drinking too much of the Kool-Aid being pumped through the Croton Aqueduct to know the difference.
Moochelle deserves to be outfitted in hot pants and a halter turning $10 tricks down in Hunts Point.
Yeah! What he said.
I actually think you are funny… I think all this you are writing proves that you live in a good country where there is freedom, thanks to Obama. But, please: don’t commit suicide…
inezgusa01@yahoo.fr
Any freedom left in this country is in spite of Obama.
It is due to sacrifices made to shed the yoke of tyrannical government which for the last 150 years has been re-shackled onto the populace bit by bit.
Kiki is a Frog.
Q: Who listens to the French cowards?
A: Not even the French cowards.
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