That’s right folks. Michelle Obama is no First Lady. She’s not a lady by any stretch of the imagination. However, she is the worst bitch to ever reside in the white house, even worse than Hillbillary Clintstone.
Here’s Michelle as you’ve never seen her before. She’s been given a dramatic makeover by a US sculptor. Artist Daniel Edwards created a bare-shouldered bust of the 45-year-old lawyer which prominently displays her breasts, on top of which rests a tattoo of the American flag. An ‘Afro-pick’ hair clip fashioned in the style of an eagle sticks out of her head. The clay work, titled “Michelle Obama’s Makeover for America”, went on display at New York’s Leo Kesting Gallery at the start of October 2008.
But she’s no Nefertiti. Like his African dad, Obama seems to prefer ugly chicks. It must run in the family.
Maybe I’ll visit the next ehxibit and give her bust a pearl necklace, if you know what I mean. It couldn’t hurt, but could help a lot.
Here’s a spot-on description of Michelle Obama left by one of our regular readers and commentators:
“I would never dream of saying anything bad about our president or his fat ass, pretentious, America-hating, let-them-eat-cake, can’t-dress-worth-shit, snaggle-tooth, buck-jawed, processed-hair, bow-legged wife. That would just be wrong.”
It may or may not be wrong, but it’s certainly accurate.