Today is a Perfect Day to Bomb Iran
- Israel’s tourist season is almost over.
- The kids are still at home.
- Ahmadinejad is in a slump.
- We’re mopping things up in Iraq and getting close to pulling out of Afghanistan.
- Russia, Saudi Arabia, India, Israel, France, Germany, England, South Korea, Japan and the US are all on board.
- We’ve got our fleet in the Gulf and we’re ready for war with North Korea.
- All systems and solutions are go.
- Why wait?
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran…!
BOMB IRAN NOW!
(h/t Shlomo Muslim, PhD)
I have said in the past—and gotten my teeth kicked in for it, figuratively speaking—that the real endgame here is a three-way strategic nuke strike:
1) Mecca
2) Medina (Mohammed’s home in exile, when the Meccans threw him out after his big “revelation”, which was nothing more than a case of gross dehydration after being out on that desert with no water for too long. It’s now considered a holy site on par with Mecca. Although…y’know, the two of ‘em are close enough together, we might be able to economize a bit if we used a big enough nuke…just air-burst it right in between ‘em…hey, we’ll need those nukes for the Russians afterwards.)
3) Teheran. This place desperately needs to get shit-hammered; take this one out and then go on the news and loudly ask “Who else wants some? What about you Putin? Feelin’ froggy? COME ON! How about you Chavez, you fat pimply-faced cold fuck? Think you’re feeling brave? BRING IT CABRON!”
Or words to that effect…anyway, a three-way strike at these three points would be enough to collapse the Islamic world altogether. These are the critical nodes; only strike one, and the other two would simply turn up the heat on us. We gotta shoot all three at once. We can’t just hit one, wait, and then drop another like we did with the Japanese; these folks are WAY more psychotic. If we don’t get all of ‘em all at once, this thing’s just gonna go into overtime…
We’ve still got the materiel to do it with; Obama either hasn’t figured out where all the really good party favors are, or he’s been too distracted taking his wife to “date nights” in NYC or kowtowing to every tin-pot dictator that comes along. (I might also give credit to the few folks left in our gov’t that they’ve probably kept the keys to the nuclear “liquor cabinet” safely out of Obumble’s reach.) But this lucky turn of events won’t last. Reid and Gates are already scheming ways to “fix” that situation…
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We won’t kick your teeth in Wm. At least not before we reem your sewer pipe.
Reem: n. [Heb] The Hebrew name of a horned wild animal, probably the Urus.
Note: In King James’s Version, it is called unicorn; in the Revised Version, wild ox. –Job xxxix. 9.
What a warmonger.
Ann,
What a liberal.
Get your head out of your ass. We should have bombed Iran in the 70s, you fucking idiot.