December 12, 2009 by Lawrence of Bessarabia
We have been inundated with comments from Felix Baklava from the Carpathian foothills.
The folowing is in his honor.
Oh, Romania….
It was a sweet, beautiful land
Oh, Romania…
It was a sweet, fine land
To live there is a joy.
What your heart desires, you can have.
A cornmeal porridge, a pastrami,
a spiced meatball, and a glass of wine, aha!
Zetz, tay tdl di da
Keep those cards and letters coming in Felix.
In addition to the lack of proper vetting for the election process, namely his refusal to produce a valid Birth certificate, I feel that President Barack Hussein Obama's political platform, his long standing associations with national enemies and our next "WORST LADY" who openly expresses her hatred for the USA will work together to place our country in serious distress.
Therefore, as my statement against Obama and what he will bring to the presidency, the American flag graphic above will remain in the distress position (upside-down) until he leaves office.
See: Obama Crimes
Posted November 4, 2008 by Lance
He’s seriously from the Carpathian foothills Lawrence? I should’a guessed…
I’m a big fan of the “You might be a redneck…” series of jokes…Let’s start our own “You might be a Carpathian dumbshit…” line.
Lemme give it a try, to start:
1) You might be a Carpathian dumbshit if…you use Babelfish to translate your hate screed on an obviously pro-American website.
2) You might be a Carpathian dumbshit if…you think the secret of life is a big hat.
3) You might be a Carpathian dumbshit if…you think Communism is spelled with a lowercase “c”.
I dunno…it’s getting late as I type this, and I gotta get a shower and think about some sack time. Lawrence, you and Lance take over for me, would ya?