The internet is awash of images of the President of the United States bowing in submission and subservience to the King of Saudi Arabia.
My first thought on seeing this was of Mordechai of Purim fame refusing to bow down before Haman, because as a Jew he bows only to The Lord.
We can safely assume now that Obama is no Jew.
What else can we assume from this act?
No one else in the video did anything more than shake hands with the king.
There were no images of Obama bowing before Queen Elizabeth.
Can we assume Obama wanted a closer look at the royal dipstick?
Can we assume that like in the world of dogs, as a sign of friendship he needed to sniff the king’s crotch?
My assumption is that President Dickweed was in such awe of the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, Protector of Mecca and Medina, to the point that he was obligated to almost prostrate himself as evidence of being a good Muslim.
If Mario Cuomo denied being a Catholic and then as president publicly kissed the Pope’s ring, what would be the logical conclusion?
I would rest my case but I can’t find my case rester.
God Help Us
Well, there you have it folks, 233 years of not bowing to kings, cretins and ne’er do wells, SHOT TO HELL!
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, the Founding Fathers aren’t just turning over in their graves, their spinning like tops!
I think you mean dervishes, comrade.
It appears Paul ate too many paint chips and did too many bong hits in college.
I think Paul is on our side.
I took plenty of bong hits but passed on the paint chips.
I just purchased a new laptop with a 440-HP, Six-Pack Carbs, Velocity Stacks, Drag Bar, no seatbelts, and it comes loaded with a million insults already programmed in so I can blog, comment, abuse, or otherwise beat the shit out of jihardons and their smelly ilk.
I’m gonna scalp that haji right out of his hair…
I’m gonna shove-an-RPG right up his derriere…